>one shot at life
>named eric
One shot at life
Christian Campbell
Owen Hill
I feel you user
>t. ben
Jose Morales
nice try, feds
Bentley Anderson
>tfw my parents named me Ozymandius Ramayhrustra 3rd, King of the Norns
Nathan Wright
>one shot at life
>have a fucking lisp.
I guess I don't ever need to be taken seriously.
Isaiah Bennett
>one shot at life
>fucked quite literally everything up
JUST.
John Fisher
Ssssstop sssssssaying that.
Joseph Reed
Christian Carter
Unironically Chad here. Everybody thinks I’m a douche bag before they even meet me
Justin Adams
Ben is name for massive Monster, honor It.
Ryan Torres
Angel Ross
I gueth they never myth, huh?
Isaac Mitchell
>One shot at life
>Born with a pig nose and micropenis
Nathaniel Nguyen
you post on Jow Forums and call yourself a Chad
you are a douchebag, hope this helps
Grayson Perez
>one shot at life
>homeschooled
Josiah Cook
My parents are Polish immigrants and try their hardest to be like Americans. My parents named me Ulysses, after the Union general Ulysses S. Grant, because my dad is obsessed with the American civil war.
[spoiler]The ladies love it[/spoiler]
Ayden King
My name is Chad shit for brains
>one shot at life
>being illiterate
Isaac Williams
He meant that that's his name you fucking idiot
Logan Hernandez
Can you blame them
Tyler Barnes
Lol same here friendo
Sure we may be socially retarded but at least we have better test scores across the board
Dominic Brown
>be 6'1'' with a huge frame at 13
>growth chart puts me on track to be 6'8''
>mum puts me on new asthma medication
>be me,18
>still 6'1''
Sebastian Brown
I’d trade all my test scores to not be such a lonely, stunted sperg
William Thomas
Why would any parents do this
Ryan Morgan
Why the fuck would you want to be fucking giraffe.
6'-6'4" is ideal height, faggot.
Elijah Adams
t. Brainlet
Juan Hill
>be 14
>parents give me coffee every morning starting in 9th grade bc I just can’t get the fuck out of bed
>supposed to be 6’3” by now
>tfw 5’10”
Austin Evans
>anglified version of elder god-tier norse name Eirik
truly a fate worse than death
Jace Brown
To be fair I fucking hated public school and I probably would’ve been a dropout stoner otherwise
Owen Gomez
Chad is actually a boys name in America.
Maybe alot of slaves came there from Chad who knows.
Luke Cox
>one shot at life
>have a receding hairline while my brother don't
Evan Lopez
>polish immigrants
Where in Chicago do you live?
Chase Gomez
>one shot
>named John
Stay assblasted namelets
Leo Flores
Just stop doing it. Not hard.
Henry White
thanks for ruining the joke, you cocksucking faggot redditor
Brayden Gomez
7'3'' compared to 6'3'' manlet
Idk about getting girls i want to live in the woods and chase people
Eli Reyes
>one shot at life
>named a good German name: Erich
People say they think it is cool, but substitute teachers in high school were the worst
Brayden Watson
I actually live in an irrelevant city in Connecticut.
Jaxson Sanchez
Do you think that's worse than being named George? I remember I used to hate it but im fine with it now. Some bitch asked me if that was actually my name though
Dominic Reed
>5'11" at 13
>5'11" at 21
Adrian Young
Eric is a great name though...it's the most alpha name I can think of, haha
Cooper Bennett
>One shot at life
>Named Patrick
Liam Jones
you can still make it user, just gotta work hard and be confident
Brayden Rogers
>one shot at life
>decide to take it while I'm still not afraid
>because life is so brief, and time is a thief when you're undecided
>and like a fistful of sand it can slip right through your hands
Carter Hernandez
>5'11, not too short
>Six pack since 16, hard time bulking but made it to 185 lean
>Good mind, went to good but not great undergrad, top ten grad school
>Slightly above average penor based on watching a lot of amateur pron
>Own house and car, six figure government job with a pension so I can retire at 55 and earn $80k a year till death
So close but:
>Strong alcohol genes. Being a high functioning alcohol is awful because you get drunk and than have an 8 am meeting on spreadsheets
>High effeminate voice despite being big and having good beard genetics
So basically life sucks.
Ryan Lopez
>one shot at life
>named Christian (Krystian)
I hate this stupid name
Gavin Cox
Change last name to bateman and you’re good
Austin Sanders
why would you do this to me
Dylan Butler
imagine actually having a name so common that you know someone else with the same name
t. gerasimos
Camden Peterson
>irrelevant city in Connecticut
how redundant
Jacob Nguyen
Is Stan (Stanley) an alpha name?
Ayden Richardson
>have a babyface*
>have terrible/awful beard genetics so I cant grow something to cover it up
*= I know, "just lose weight bro". Its hard to cope with when i'm already weak so I want to bulk to get strength but I need to cut first to get aesthetic.
Brayden Martinez
>can't pronounce rs in spanish properly because of a tongue deformity
>live in mexico
Isaiah Perry
based and redpilled
Jaxon Green
Hah, look at this norny! Get out of here you fucking norny!
Matthew Evans
Get it changed asap, or else this will be your legacy
Julian White
that's actually a nice name, especially when spelled with a K
Ayden Reyes
Which city
Hudson Stewart
>One shot at life
>Named Gideon
Oliver Butler
>one shot at life
>named stefano
at least it'll work with the natty limit
Colton Jenkins
you belong here
Jordan Gonzalez
Carter Collins
just call yourself rick
Eli Sullivan
that's tight boi
read about gideon in the bible. Judge chapter 6
Gavin Wood
I am quite proud of it, I want to name my son the same name, make a family tradition maybe
Adam Torres
John, you have the shittiest name of all ffs
Bentley Brown
Benjamin is a Chad name. Bens are bros 99% of the time.
Ryder Green
>One shot at life
>named Kevin
Jose Howard
>Is this the Krusty Krab?
Dylan Fisher
It’s strong, alluding to success and valor and manly prowess. Short and concise, nothing more than it needs to be. Johns rule this world
Jacob Turner
what is it like, its gotta be truly a travesty
Christian Walker
>Krystian
Low iq bogan parents I'm guessing?
Joshua Clark
Tfw named Jeremiah
Christian Rivera
Gideon Jura aka the chaddest Planeswalker.
Bentley Peterson
>one shot at life
>James
Feels good to win at something.
Hudson Walker
t. alex
Hudson Lee
>be born
>fuck up everything for a quarter of a century
>start trying to do better
repent.
Jaxon Harris
Ernest...
Bentley Cruz
Nah John is one of the best names
Nathaniel Cooper
>be 6'0 13
>expected to be 6'2 max
>graduate 6'3
>measured again at 21 at 6'5
>no growth in 5 years
Thank God, literally perfect height. Only problem is my tiny legs and giant torso.
Brayden Peterson
>tfw the third
>parents never called me trey
Andrew Evans
>one shot at life
>named daniel
>dad emptied our life savings and was never seen again
>holocaust tier poverty mode
>mom only let me eat 600 calories a day and we didn’t have a car so i couldn’t get a job
>5’7” 90lbs ultradyel manlet by the time i finish highschool
>go to college in manhattan and get mogged by everyone
Luke Bennett
>one shot at life
>name is Brendan
>everybody fucking calls me Brandon
>look like an autist every time I have to correct someone and tell them how to spell it
Jayden Kelly
> one shot at life
> name is Uriah
Liam Hughes
same here mexibro user
it fucked me up real bad when growing up
Chase Ward
>one shot at life
>depression
Bentley Adams
>one shot in life
>named Keith
Asher Jones
> one shot at life
> 6'3
> broad
> not a jawlet
> not a hairlet
> not a voicelet
> not fat
> socially fucking autistic weeb
Carter Young
>one shot in life
>born on the verge of the Great European Race War
Wyatt Miller
i laughed harder at this than i'd like to admit
Nicholas Long
>one shot at life
>ginger
Luke Parker
>be 5’10”
>named Joe
>162 with relatively low fat percentage
I’m literally an average Joe, at I going to make it Jow Forums?
Kevin Martinez
>tfw name is Chad
Colton Mitchell
fucking kek
Michael Wilson
Don't you have tigers to pet or something Mike?
Oliver Reed
>one shot at life
>named Wíghearðr Ragnar Andrewsson
Noah Walker
All Joseph's are going to make it Joe.
Ryan Powell
Named Owen. I am actually proud of my name.
Kevin Morales
>one shot at life
>attached earlobes
Parker Martinez
>Owen Avatar of Onions Jones browses Jow Forums
Always knew you harboured a fetish for right-wing men.
Daniel Evans
Subtle kek