Why do you lift?

There's-nothing-wrong-with-lifting-for-women Edition

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To smash puss

casue when im fucking i get chest pains and sometimes have trouble keeping my dick hard

to look as good as possible so i can trick the hottest possible female into marrying me

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If Jesus lifted the cross for us, I can lift the barbell for him

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There is, it won't increase your chances with women in any significant way.

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To become strong that I may protect my sword.

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oh my fucking goodness im beating of to the girl on the right later....

Jesus was a carpenter before powertools were invented.
Dude was probably shredded, desu.

there is no pump like the pump your forearms get while screwing sheetrock screws through wood with just a screwdriver.

real men in here who work with their hands know EXACTLY what im talking about.

Carpenters back in the day were stone masons and metal workers too. Jesus most definitely had those manual laborer gains. Plus He fasted, so he was ripped. Also
>Luke 2:52

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Yes, good. give in to your desires

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The comic makes it seem otherwise.

i dont watch pornography and beat off about once a week sometimes less, relax

>Dad taught me woodworking growing up
>Said power tools were pussy shit
I use powertools now, but I have fond, painful memories of hand drills.

Fpbp

There's-nothing-wrong-with-lifting-for- 2D women

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any visual stimuli achieves the same thing, retard. its the reason you got such a strong dopamine rush at the thought of jacking off to the picture of pixels. but it's okay, its only like once a week haha, go for it man you totally have it under control

Based

if you want to talk about lack of control i had street walker fuck and suck me raw last night...

me beating off to the idea of this bitch bent over my couch is the least of my worries.

Based

>masturbating
>let alone planning to masturbate
ngmi

I lift to be there for her

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nah bro ur right it's all good! go for it!

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>this is what incels think

anyone have more pics like this?

>This is what incels hope.

dude i got one on my phone thatll make you want to cry hold on

My mom is a tiny paraplegic
She used to do track and talks about how much she misses it all the time; for a Mother's Day gift I'm pushing her through a half-marathon.
The training has been unbearable; been using a wheelbarrow as practice for her wheelchair.
Starting to get cold feet about it. Worried that her passively sitting there for two hours while her son pushes her around won't be as cool as it seemed in my head.

Here you go

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I like the idea of taking care of my body and to hang out with my gym bro. He’s a great friend and fun to be around.

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I don't

We didn't ask for your opinion.

thanks a lot bruh, i love these images

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Dude you're actually such a prime human being.
I'm fucking welling up right now.

here

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i fucking despise leftists

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Got a few. I like these.

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Thanks, user.
Remember, parents don't last forever. Cherish them while you have them.

is this the claire lady

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man we are just sharing ideal gf pics
do you have any right wing one?

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for real dude its the only version of this image i save it really hit me

This one reminds me of my ex

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>right wing
cringe

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Cope.

you guys are real geniune fuckstains

Where the FUCK do I find a gf like this

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fucking hell, carpenter here don't give me nightmares
couldn't imagine building a house with only fucking handsaws and hammers

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yeah whatever literal child murderer. do you drown puppies too?

I wonder if he browses Jow Forums. It's obvious that he lifts, he even got rippetoe on his show several times, and he's talked about Jow Forums before.

yikes
Knew a girl like that for a while. The constant apologizing, anxiety, scars, self esteem and self worth issues, even the smoking.
It honestly just makes me sad knowing there's a lot of chicks like this out there.
And what makes it worse is that their so emotionally damaged that the majority of them can't really have meaningful long term relationships because they don't know how to express their emotions.

forearms like fucking rocks bro. all i want in life is to be left alone to build a log house in the middle of the woods with my own hands and basic tools.

yes in your mothers sopping wet vagina after i let her suck my cock

Where do I find one? I need just one

Lots of places, good luck establishing a relationship with them though.
99% come from abusive and/or divorced homes leaving them pretty emotionally damaged.
And if you think you can fix it, you can't.

LOOK AT HER LEON HOW CAN YOU SAY NO TO A FINE PIECE OF ASS LIKE THAT

this thread got gud

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>Lots of places
Like where
>99% come from abusive and/or divorced homes leaving them pretty emotionally damaged.
Good, so do I

So that when I decide to start a family with my gf I will be able to adequately protect them and act as a masculine role model for my children.

man, how about you go back to /pol where you belong

I used to date a girl who looked exactly like this with a slight uglier face
Fuck

found the bernie supporter

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its awesome how me not agreeing with children being murdered would make you say such awful things about me and my family. kike

i met one of these on tinder

i couldn't even believe it but she was real

No.

timber framed house built for yourself, thats one thing
producing multiple houses/buildings in a limited time frame? With hand tools? That sounds like hell

But damn think of the forearms, think of the lobster claws that would be your hands! No man could say shit to you

nice samefagging, child murdering kike

Online dating really is ez mode when you're white

>not wanting to literally legalize the murder of fully developed fetuses is Jow Forums
No. Maybe you like abortion because it gets rid of minorities, but it's evil user.

Real "gamer girls" are like this about half the time. Met a couple through league of legends.
Irl, look for your basic grunge or goth looking chick, might wear crop tops, usually has a tattoo or two.
Usually nerdy, into marvel or lotr or harry potter.
And usually not promiscuous, even though their appearance might suggest otherwise. (again coming back to the emotional connection thing)

>No. Maybe you like abortion because it gets rid of minorities, but it's evil user.
Shhhhh.

>Irl, look for your basic grunge or goth looking chick, might wear crop tops, usually has a tattoo or two.
In my experience those w*men are only into guys who look like Chad

for her

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They're fetuses
A seed is not a tree

>do you like nirvana?
WHERE DO I FIND THIS WOMAN. I HAVE NEVER MET ONE WHO ALSO LOVES KURT.

I have.

at what point does the seed become a tree

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Anybody have that image cap of the guy telling a greentext story about how he met his cripple wife because they watched the same anime?

fat girls are nasty

id just build my own personal house for starters, and a nice barn for the vehicles and tools

me and a buddy want to do it, buy land and go in with trucks and just cut and clear land and build a nice ranch in the middle of the property. fucking feds wouldnt have it though if we buy the land anyway. cant wipe your ass without them knowing.

after about 9 months usually

Doesn't sound like it ended well

You could say the same about anyone that has yet to reach ~25 years old, the point at which the brain is fully developed. The only abortion that is ethical is the one where the baby would live a life of extreme pain due to a genetic disease such as harlequin syndrome.

If we are going to disregard ethics and open the door to abortion as you envision it, then we should also open the door to eugenics to get rid of the genetic trash of humanity so that there is at least a purpose to the killing, but we all know that will never happen.

I would say that a sperm or egg are more comparable to a seed than a fetus.
I agree with you though, up to a certain point in pregnancy its just a bunch of cells, where should we draw the line? who knows bro

Then you still don't address recent bills that would allow full term abortions that would be allowed based on the 'mental health' problems the birth would inflict on the mother.

non sense user she'll love it
and everyone who sees should be inspired by such a thing

>tfw had a blind gf who loved me and literally cried tears of happiness once as I was cuddling her and reading her a story (she was big into audio books)
>tfw dumped her because people always joked "Of course YOU have a blind gf"

I am retard.

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4u

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were people trying to say you were ugly or something?

My heart is weak, i hope that time spent in the gym can mend this because I'd like to be able to life heavy things and take care of my parents without collapsing on the floor like a pussy. I just have to pace myself for now

A fertilized apple seed is genetically an apple tree. A fertilized ovum is genetically a human being.

This is Jow Forums, not Jow Forums. Non white lives don't really matter to Jow Forums, but Jow Forums is a Christian board. Jesus died for everyone, therefore everyone has inherent worth. The only lives that are worthless are those that reject His offer, like those who willingly murder or support the murder of innocent human beings.

She wasn't my girlfriend. She was cute, short, with big eyes and shy. A total slut, though, she called her boyfriend “friend”.

God bless you.

Shredded to death with a spiked whip, that is

Amen brah

fucking based