Scooby's back with some key insights on what it's like to be a fudge packer. The comments are hilarious

Scooby's back with some key insights on what it's like to be a fudge packer. The comments are hilarious

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Does he take extra hot showers to train for Hell?

gays demanded an inch and took a mile
in theory I don't have a problem with two men that live otherwise normal lives who wish nothing but to go home to one another and pound each others' respective rears & braid pubes
in theory
But the truth of it is that gay was just the opening volley on the unending assault of subverting nature & tradition that we see today
The exact same position that was the gays path to mainstream acceptance is the exact same position adopted by trans, traps, pedos, furries, otherkin, identifies-as-a-toddler. There is just no end to it.

I really doubt Scooby is fully aware of the unending horror show. He seems to think he's in a never-ending loop of continued "civil rights fight" that, for his identity, was won. He's confused about the blowback he's receiving from those individuals who are merely horrified by the bridge-too-far cases they've witnessed that go well beyond gay.

In Scooby's case. Admit you're not normal, it's not healthy, & it should not be celebrated. And we can talk.
Otherwise fuck off.

bruh if you think men fucking each other up the ass aint natural than a good 80% of ancient civilizations weren't natural

why are gays so ugly and gross?

you right

>there were some sodomites in every civilization, therefore it's natural
>dogs do it therefore it's natural
>people should act like dogs
>kids on hormone blockers is normal

That's the argument retards like you make

Its almost as if civilization is bad for humans

>a small percentage of the population of the civilization were sodomites and boy fuckers
>therefore the whole civilization was unnatural

Hes losing mass and wrinkgling fast. Home boy had a good run but its all over for him in next 3 years.

i didnt know gooby was gay

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>bruh if you think human sacrifice aint natural then tons of ancient civilizations weren't natural
>bruh if you think cannibalism aint natural then tons of civilizations weren't natural
>thievery
>cowardice

just because things occur in society naturally does not mean they are good

Nah, thats literal retcon bullshit.
Try dry fucking someone in the ass. I dare you. Unless their anus is already destroyed and permanently stretched out theres no chance of it happening. The rectum tears. It bleeds. People get sepsis and embolisms from bowel tears. You can not just willy nilly put an erect penis in someone's ass suddenly without causing major trauma.

Actual anal intercourse was exceedingly rare all throughout history, and only a few decadent societies have ever made mention of it, and even then it was extremely rare.

Everything a human does is natural. Regardless of your moral compass. Cutting my dick and eating it is natural. Killing , raping, trannies, etc... If its done by a human it is natural since we are a part of nature. Highways are natural, skyscrapers too, as natural as the dome of an ants nest.

Scooby is absolutely based

the point is "natural" does not mean "good" or even "acceptable". what separates man from beast is self-restraint and morality

He was on Jow Forums man

People like you should honestly be killed or cast out into the wild

Ya but who's morality? Yours? There is tribes in Africa where young boys must eat the elder's cum in order to become men. You surely find that wrong but they dont.

Nice

You should be sodomized dry by scooby

Only degenerates follow moral relativism

FUCK. I can't even listen past 0:05. I seriously didn't want to believe that Scooby was gay. Fuck this gay Earth.

How the fuck couldn't you tell? Did you think he had a stroke and talked like a retard? Hes one of the gayest fucking people walking the planet.

But there is nothing morally wrong about fucking another man. It doesn't harm anyone.

Yes, I unironically just assumed the best of him and thought he was a bit awkward and autistic. Is everyone that speaks in a Kermit voice gay now? Is Jordan Peterson a homo too?

>newfag
get the fuck out
scooby has been openly homosexual for a decade

Depends on how you define natural. Exclusive homosexuality is absolutely not natural in that there are pretty much zero mammal species which practice exclusive homosexuality even at a low percentage. Once in a good long while they'll find a extremely rare circumstance in which they do. But it's WAY WAY below the % of humans that claim to be gay.

Which is why I say majority of homosexuality is because of environmental factors including childhood trauma and things that may affect the hormonal profile invitro.

Dude you might be on the autism spectrum. Homosexuality isn't just a superficial preference. Speech affectation, mannerisms, body language, homosexual men differ from normal hetero men in these areas in a way that people can innately discern.

You can tell that Scooby is a faggot just from looking at him. The way he moves his lips, how unsure he is of moving his body when trying to pose, its super feminine and weak presenting.

Bud hes always looked like an absolute faggot how did you not see it being from Jow Forums basically make you an expert in all that is gay.

>Omega Destroyer
>1 hour ago
>Being gay is both gross and forbidden. Being lesbian... That's just forbidden.

>scooby1961
>49 minutes ago
>Whats really gross is closet cases like yourself who are the most vocal homophobes.

Oh man, the current year has finally claimed scooby. It's over, Jow Forums. It's all fucking over.

Unlike some people here I really don't mind that Scooby is gay. What I do mind is that he's one of those Islam felating libs who says the word 'Islamophobia' unironically and white knights them when the majority of actual Muslims want him jailed or fucking dead. Its like lmao these people want to throw you off the rooftop and you're championing them and calling out those intolerant of them.

but scooby is a good guy, i hope he doesnt let the bants get to him

>Depends on how you define natural. Exclusive homosexuality is absolutely not natural in that there are pretty much zero mammal species which practice exclusive homosexuality even at a low percentage. Once in a good long while they'll find a extremely rare circumstance in which they do. But it's WAY WAY below the % of humans that claim to be gay.
While homosexual exclusivity is rare, a huge number of mammal species do participate in gay intercourse:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mammals_displaying_homosexual_behavior

And if you want to argue that point, you might want to bring up that chimps, who we share 99% of our DNA with, have promiscuous mating systems in general and do not pair bond like humans do.

Find me 1 species with th3ir males refusing to fuck f3mal3s amd only sodomize males. Other than men, you cant.

>Is Jordan Peterson a homo too?
He's definitely a false prophet

Very few species refuse to fuck men and ONLY fuck women, too.
Basically moot point.

REEEEE SCOOBY LIKES IT UP HIS POOPY HOLE

Only idiots think there are genuine moral underpinnings to reality

The adverse effects of anal sex are well documented and undisputed by even the most rabid proponents of homosexuality. The anus and rectum are not designed to take a dick; anal tears, fissures, lubrication problems due to enemas, hemorrhoids, the increased susceptibility to infection and disease, i could go on.

It's a deviation from the norm, from the ideal. You cannot argue that it's normal, because our species would not exist if everyone adopted this behavior. It does society no good to pretend it's a normal or healthy lifestyle, it only encourages people to convince themselves they are gay instead of nipping it in the bud when the fetish takes place. Because that's what it is, a fetish. It's not a choice, per se, but something that develops over time due to external influences. Most people who are gay became so after years of exposure to pornography, or were victims of molestation when they were young, which affected their sexual development.

If your view of morality wants what is best for society, for healthy, functioning individuals living up to their fullest potential, normalizing homosexuality is indeed immoral.

>youtube.com/watch?v=WpmZZfss8PQ

This is a true story, and doesn't end with gay sex or dinosaur.

In 2016, I went to the West Hollywood halloween party. I was looking over at one of the bars, when I turned back and was face to face with Scooby. He was dressed like some kind of aztec priest, and was laughing at something one of his friends said.
He is massive in RL, btw.

Agreed, Peterson is a boomer con artist and possibly a CIAnigger to boot.

>While homosexual exclusivity is rare, a huge number of mammal species do participate in gay intercourse

Indeed they do. Because animals are stupid. My dog will hump a humans leg, another male dog, a couch, etc. But I was arguing how exclusive homosexuality is next to non existent, because that's more of a cause than the animal just being stupid. It's not natural in mammals in the sense that it's not occurring even just a little bit, but that's it's EXCEEDINGLY rare.

>And if you want to argue that point, you might want to bring up that chimps, who we share 99% of our DNA with, have promiscuous mating systems in general and do not pair bond like humans do.

I don't see how that's at all relevant. We share 90% of our DNA with fucking cats. We share 60% of our DNA with a BANANA. Obviously small differences in DNA can cause massive changes.

>The adverse effects of anal sex are well documented and undisputed by even the most rabid proponents of homosexuality. The anus and rectum are not designed to take a dick; anal tears, fissures, lubrication problems due to enemas, hemorrhoids, the increased susceptibility to infection and disease, i could go on.
Homosexuals aren't required by law to fuck each other up the ass.
Anyway, this does not harm anyone but the couple, and it is not the rest of society's responsibility to coddle its inhabitants and prevent them from participating in self-harming behaviors.

>It's a deviation from the norm, from the ideal.
The norm in some countries is to be obese. Doesn't mean that being fat is ideal.

>You cannot argue that it's normal, because our species would not exist if everyone adopted this behavior.
What is immoral, exactly, about our species no longer existing?

>If your view of morality wants what is best for society, for healthy, functioning individuals living up to their fullest potential, normalizing homosexuality is indeed immoral.
But Scooby and his husband provide more to the economy than most straight couples, who are too busy taking care of their children to pursue higher career goals.

> le greeks were all gay meme
Literally revisionist history from fags themselves.

This. They sexualized paternalistic relationships and had great evidence like two male skeletons huddled together in fear at pompeii.

Gays existed of course and some periods were better or worse for them but the idea that any society was accepting of homosexual relationships and buttfucking is pure unsubstantiated nonsense.

>Anyway, this does not harm anyone but the couple, and it is not the rest of society's responsibility to coddle its inhabitants and prevent them from participating in self-harming behaviors.
>The norm in some countries is to be obese. Doesn't mean that being fat is ideal.
The "norm" and "ideal" in this case is not the choice between obesity and fitness, it's normal reproductive function vs a perversion that results in a genetic dead end.

>What is immoral, exactly, about our species no longer existing?
This right here sums up the mindset of the homosexual. Homosexuality is at it's core a manifestation of nihilism.

>But Scooby and his husband provide more to the economy than most straight couples, who are too busy taking care of their children to pursue higher career goals.
Is "the economy" the chief end of morality? Should everyone just stop having kids because it lets us go on more vacations and spend more money on frivolities and time on "career goals"?

Your view of morality is more concerned with immediate pleasure than long-term stability or happiness. Imagine you have a dog. Your dog wants to roll around in a pile of shit in the yard. It wants to eat chocolate which might kill it. It wants to get into the trash. It protests when you groom it and doesn't understand why it can't piss on the carpet. Yet the dog's life is immesurably improved by the restrictions we impose on it, allowing it to live comfortably inside in companionship with humans, and not subject to the fleas, ticks, cold, and hunger that come with outside life.

Faggots are the dogs rolling around in shit and eating chocolate, running away from the house into traffic. You and the rest of the fag normalizers are dog owners that just want the dog to do whatever it wants instead of what is best for it.

im on fit and im not gay

as long as they are over 14 i have no attraction

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> But Scooby and his husband provide more to the economy than most straight couples
> all economic activity is equal

Putting money into rent boys, sex toys and drugs doesn't improve the economy, it bolsters degenerate business which borders on the illegal. Unlike having a kid go through schooling, who in turn works, becomes productive.

The only benefit i can think of to being gay is you end up paying for better colostomy bag technology which inadvertently helps bowel cancer victims. Then again gays probably cut a porthole into that to fuck.

>niggers are repulsive but they believe it's ok
More news at 5.

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>if you don't like something it means you want to secretly fuck it
>arachnophobia, heh you just want to fuck spyders

It’s been almost 6 years now.

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One such

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Wait, he's a jew as well?

>The "norm" and "ideal" in this case is not the choice between obesity and fitness, it's normal reproductive function vs a perversion that results in a genetic dead end.
Again, nothing wrong with being a genetic dead end. We aren't ruled by our biology. If we were, we'd be raping and killing as well.
>This right here sums up the mindset of the homosexual. Homosexuality is at it's core a manifestation of nihilism.
I don't agree, not everyone finds meaning in having a nuclear family. There are many other things one can focus on. For example, the brilliant Alan Turing, whose work directly led to you sitting on the computer you're on right now, was gay. And given the choice between prison or chemical castration, he took the latter. Killed himself 2 years later in prison.
That's what happens when people like you enforce their biblical morality into laws.
>Is "the economy" the chief end of morality? Should everyone just stop having kids because it lets us go on more vacations and spend more money on frivolities and time on "career goals"?
If that's what they want to do, then yes.
>Your view of morality is more concerned with immediate pleasure than long-term stability or happiness. Imagine you have a dog. Your dog wants to roll around in a pile of shit in the yard. It wants to eat chocolate which might kill it. It wants to get into the trash. It protests when you groom it and doesn't understand why it can't piss on the carpet. Yet the dog's life is immesurably improved by the restrictions we impose on it, allowing it to live comfortably inside in companionship with humans, and not subject to the fleas, ticks, cold, and hunger that come with outside life.
Trying to force homosexuals to be straight doesn't work, and it doesn't make their lives better.

>Killed himself 2 years later in prison.
Mistake here, he killed himself while free.

Uh no. Like 90% of gays are straight up the most beautiful men you will ever see

Only people who do crazy stuff like, putting traffic cones up their butts, or fisting, will have hole problems. Dicks are generally the size of a decent shit, so your hole won't get fucked up from normal human penis.

WTF i love gay people now.

>subverting nature
Stopped reading there. Gays are found in nature, they are natural found in the wild.

Remember that time Scooby let out a huge fart at the start of his video?

youtube.com/watch?v=DltwoA_UCus

I don't know.
He has German background.
His nose is long though, has a big bump and seems to be downwards a little.

I haven't mentioned the bible once, this is a purely secular argument against your degeneracy. And Im not trying to "force" anyone to do anything. You are making the case that homosexuality is perfectly fine and healthy and should be viewed as an equally desirable lifestyle. This argument isn't about making laws to make homosexuality illegal. It's about whether it's behavior that should be encouraged.

And there are thousands of successful conversion therapy stories. The idea that homosexuality can't be cured is a total myth, there is evidence to prove it, but anybody in the mental health community that doesn't give full throated support of homosexuality is blacklisted and bullied into silence.

this so fucking funny especially because there is a cut just before that. He works in takes. He liked that take.

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i genuinely think scooby has a mental illness

So you want to discourage homosexuality. How do you suggest doing that without violating a homosexuals freedom?

You can't erase same sex attraction. There are even more cases where conversion therapy didn't work, the person reverted years later. There is also a thing called being bisexual, where someone can be attracted to both but decide to no longer go after a certain sex, even if the attraction is still there.

I don't see anyone saying being gay is equally desirable as being straight. Being gay still is dangerous, and filled with many problems. Just having to deal with people like you who care soo much about how other men have sex is super annoying. I don't understand why some straights pretend to care like this. You hate gays, cool, you think being gay is not good, cool. But why spend all this energy on something you don't like. You should focus on your own life. Your 'help' is clearly disingenuous .

sure is newfag in here. The best thing is, if any of you Jow Forums fags actually make it you're gonna get so much male attention, if only you knew

Yeah well muslims are also found in nature, and the day of the rooftop can't come soon enough.

>Yeah well muslims are also found in nature
There is no religion found in nature, it's unnatural, man made.

>I haven't mentioned the bible once, this is a purely secular argument against your degeneracy.
Let's not kid ourselves, the only reason anyone believes homosexuality is immoral is due to religion.

>You are making the case that homosexuality is perfectly fine and healthy and should be viewed as an equally desirable lifestyle.
If you recall, the crux of the argument was whether or not homosexuality is immoral. Not whether it should be viewed as equally desirable - that's neither here nor there, since the majority of gay people don't choose to be that way.

>This argument isn't about making laws to make homosexuality illegal. It's about whether it's behavior that should be encouraged.
Why would society encourage you to be gay? That makes zero sense.
The ideal attitude towards homosexuality is indifference. People are responsible for their own decisions as long as they're not harming anyone else.

>And there are thousands of successful conversion therapy stories. The idea that homosexuality can't be cured is a total myth, there is evidence to prove it
Doubt

gays are more succesful because their value is added by two males, not by a male and a women bringing the average down.
women are fucking stupid

He's a half UNnigger and half CSISnigger

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Based and fagpilled

underrated

AIDs is natural
genetic defects are natural
consider the context.
when OP says natural, the meaning is "natural ideal"

Imagine being this wrong.

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People like you are funny. You tear down everything smarter people thought of for good reason, yet you still follow their rules because of your cowardice and ineptitude to actually reach some deeper meaning.

Not the same guy but similar to the point made earlier, sometimes absolute freedom isn't beneficial. We say we are free but we all deal with a lot of restrictions that in the end make our lives better. You're right though, I'm not sure how people could be pushed without doing more harm than good, maybe we don't have the understanding of mental illness yet? I know nothing about conversion therapy success or failure.

Scooby is so fucking based I wish he would still come here.

Which just means whatever OP thinks is right you retard. There is no natural ideal. Transcend beyond your naive view that there there is any true measure.
BTW, you're just trying to find a excuse to justify saying "being gay is wrong", wrong being a moral measure, which, btw, has no basis in anything but your own mind.

But you don't see them walking around in drag with dildos glued to their faces, yelling about pride. They keep their degenerate shit where it belongs.

This.

Ok, and? There are a lot of stupid straights, there are a lot of stupid gays. The sky is blue.

Only a brainlet would believe natural = good
>Natural: existing in or caused by nature; not made or caused by humankind.
There are natural things that would kill you if you eat them, that doesn't change the fact that they are natural.

This board made hin gay.
You're turning gay too but dont know it yet

is based scooby the only thing left from old Jow Forums that isnt dead or ruined???

I agree, I really don't get the "celebration" aspect. Sure, it's not cool for getting executed or chemically castrated for being gay, especially when you are not "being gay" in public places, but why do you need everyone to parade how brave are awesome you are? The whole thing has a vibe of a kid who can't just watch chinese cartoons, he needs everyone to know that they are art and they are awesome.

theres nothing wrong with being gay as long as you dont act like an insufferable faggot about it.

>wears straight pride shirt

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You're spouting a bunch of nonsense headcanon. The majority of gay men were never molested. Gay children are often easier to target for molestation because they tend to be more on the outside of social circles. Porn doesn't shape sexual orientation, you like what you like, then you find porn that fits what you like. Are you implying that if you were to watch gay porn, you would become gay? I think you have your own problems to sort out.

doesnt this retard have a wife and kids though

Based projection poster

What happened to Jow Forums? I thought we were automatically gay just for being here

It's all the young Trump conservatives

Did anyone called him out on being a kike?

>it is not the rest of society's responsibility to coddle its inhabitants and prevent them from participating in self-harming behaviors.
It is when taxpayers pay for your healthcare. It's the same reason people want to tax overweight people

Yes, abominations are found in nature. It doesn't make them natural though

define natural

scooby's views are based on "what feels good is obviously good" and if it's taking dick in his ass then he should have no higher goals and just enjoy taking dick in his ass

that's his whole personality