Gf's ex posts story of him OHPing 1.5pl8

Are you the protagonist in a bad sports anime? What kind of retarded premise is this

>ohp 1.5 pl8
>strong
Choose one

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Buy fake plates and OHP 2 plates by next week

Listen user, this year is the year we fucking start switching it up.

You are a mf king. You deserve the unwavering love of a girl and if she even thinks about leaving you, dump her.
We aint taking any mf shit this year. She's either you queen or your enemy. She's on your side, or she's against you, no fucking middle.

We're heartless, shoulders back and chest out, regal, powerful Kings now. Drop her ass, and get with someone else as fast as possible.

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lmao fake as fuck but funny

Based and Chronospilled

>"n-no, it's because he's so much shorter! babe, his ROM is practically cheating, think about how much farther I have to move the bar!"

>tfw 2pl8 ohp
>tfw 3.5pl8 bench
i really cant relate to OP's problems lol

Yeah ok fatty.

>anyone stronger than me is fat xd
Twink incel

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She talks a lot of shit for someone that doesn't know how to fight.

Cope more, fatty. lol.

Dump the fucking roastie, never allow girls to take control over the relationship.

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What do I send her?

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Eating more is a meme for strength training.
Unless he needs more hypertrophy, there's better things to do.
(Eg periodization)

are you an archaeologist

I would absolutely leave a woman who acted like that. Like, instantly. Like "pack your shit and get the fuck out, bitch"

This one makes me kek everytime I see it
There is not a single chance this post is not bait, but just in case.
D U M P T H E B I T C H
What the fuck are you doing?

>periodization
teach me more, senpai

LMFAO

My gf of 2 years has a super hot friend, we'll call her Stacy. Recently I've gotten a little more swole and i think maybe Stacy has started to notice.

Example 1:
>Stacy recently went on holiday with my gf,
>everytime I call my gf while they were overseas, she'll yell out 'hi user' so I can hear it over the phone.
>When stacy came back from holiday with my gf i picked them up from the airport,
>she was commenting on how tanned they got.
>Stacy goes 'user, look at my tan, see the tan lines?'
>Pulls up her sleeve and shows me her shoulder
>stacy then took off her flip flops and showed me her toes for several seconds

Example 2:
>The other day when me, Stacy, 2 other gf's school friends, my gf and I all went to lunch.
>Stacy was sitting opposite me to the left. I asked her a question directly a couple of times.
>She didn't look at me when i ask her a question directly.
>Instead she just looks opposite to the friend next to me and answers her and pretends I don't exist.
>But then later I made some shitty joke and she started giggling so hard when none of the other friends were laughing (they all heard it).

Example 3:
>talking with gf's friends in the park about which celebrities we think are hot
>i then proceed to say all the ones we just mentioned were ugly
>stacy asks me who i think is hot
>i just look at stacy awkwardly then turn to face my gf.

Example 4:
>prank my gf in front of stacy
>Stacy starts going 'OMG YOU'RE SOOOO MEAN'

Example 5:
>Insult stacy by basically asking if shes intelligent enough for me
>stacy laughs and calls me a funny one

Example 6:
>Stacy sometimes asks my gf if i'm coming to certain events. 'hey, is user coming?'

So this is pretty much all the interaction we've had recently. My gf and I are sort of on an on again off again relationship. If we break up i wanna pursue this.

"om du verkligen vill hållas upptagen kan jag visa ett mycket effektivare strypgrep"

Wait. Since when did this become pasta?!

Like the past week and a half lol

ask her if she's counting the bar

Fuck that, you need to be up in that right now.

Nothing helps a relationship more than cheating.

This desu
But more likely leave her if she only values you for your lifts

This is a larping faggot
But the threat of alpha widowing is real, mi familiama
Be cautious

> only OHP 95 lbs
Will I ever make it bros

I agree with her
You can't protect her if you can't even move 1.5pl8s

Break it off OP, your girlfriend sounds like a Jow Forums autist.

>A 185lb shoulderpress means you'll be able to win any fight and protect me.

You should learn MMA, and beat the shit out of the ex in front of her. Pressing 185 is stronk but doesn't make you a good fighter lol

It sucks you aren't strong enough for her, but she's also retarded so dw about it.

Also, 2pl8 shoulder presses aren't that rare, just tell her to find a strongfat guy with a better press than her ex lol

>shows me her shoulder
Lewd!

Sounds like an excuse to me user, not only that she's seeing how much she can twist you around her finger, dump her and find someone who is less materialistic and shallow, its only going to hurt you in the long run if you decide to push yourself to reach this goal and find out she's already cheated on you

...

Get squatplug
Start /fraud/ing, hit fucking lmao70pl8 Ohp
Dump that bitch
Fuck her ex

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what if i told you that pasta isn't pasta if it's only served up by one chef? i wouldn't be surprised if it's just one autist cackling with glee in his basement as he spams it in every thread

Gay

This is really strange. I have been able to OHP like 2.5 pl8 for a while now, I thought exclusively men give a crap, it never occurred to me Stacy would be eyeballing me because of it. Literally just did not even think of it

what did you get this from your mom's facebook?

what sort of snownigger language is that

>front squat
Is this legit? How does that help your OHP?

Id kick the shit out of you, easy.

kek
post body faggot

>tfw I started lifting at age 15 with a rusty pipe bar and a few concrete blocks
>Poor family.wav
>mfw I just did compound lifts with my concrete every day
>Managed to get lmao3block within second year of hobolifting
>Bulk on oats, tuna, shit tier grocery store meat
>Go to gym for the first time at age 18
>Never knew the weight of how much I lift
>ohp 2pl8s for 10 reps
>Bench 3pl8s
>Everybody staring at that one greasy guy in the corner of the gym with stained dirty sweat pants and a stretched faded iron maiden tshirt
>Dirty guy leaves gym without showering while drinking out of a water bottle filled with milk and coffee grounds
>Mfw I realize that I didn't wipe down any of the equipment I used....

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