Which one are you?

Which one are you?

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The Functional, for sure. That being said, this is fairly b8-ey. You make it yourself? It's pretty good.

In fact, on further review. this is an actually quality meme. I'm sorry for being snarky.

Don't know, I don't roid or bloatmaxxx. I just like to be strong and look good. I mostly lift for myself, but part of me also likes having body which others compliment. Eat mostly wholesome foods with dash of junk.

The "functional" + the Jow Forumstard

I guess a dudebrah because i'm a manlet who lifts for girls

Sort of the Functional. Some of it's right, some of it's way off. Close enough.

40% functional
40% poltard
20% NGMI

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unironically the never gonna make it

the nvgmi who will probably transition to fraud

I'm something between the "Functional", the Jow Forumstard, and the /hm/.

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Closest one is probably the function but I don't really fit any of these.

is this your ideal personal harem op?

How comes the only boomer is a fraud?

Also is 1pl8 bench at 4x8 suicide tier for 5+3 months training?

>Used to be white at some point; nobody knows what he is now

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>almost 40, spent most of life hungry skeleton MMO player
>started on /b/ in my 20s
>read Arnold's Encyclopedia of BB around 25
>many failed brosplits and no progress
>switched to Jow Forums and occasionally /gif/
>read SS for form only around 35
>did SL for 3 months, then PPLxPPL for a couple
>now a combination of str routine and brosplit plus HIIT, 5-6 days a week
>stronger than ever been and wife says abs look better than ever
>still feel fat and weak

I guess functional is the closest, prolly half and half with dudebrah. Also I play vidya and lift with my son, hopefully he turns out better than me. Needs more boomer categories.

dudebrah is closest but still not accurate

more like 60/40 dudebrah and Jow Forumsfag

Where is the volcel that lifts for the glory of the Lord?

I'm 19
6'4"
Below 15% bf despite doing absolutely 0 cardio. Straight
Saving myself for marriage
100% European genotype
Found Jow Forums by going through the list of boards on Jow Forums.
Slightly fashy
100x5 ohp /150x5 bench/ 350x10 squat

What am I?

Deluded retard.

kek

>Slightly fashy
>100x5 ohp /150x5 bench/ 350x10 squat
SS doing SS

The functional. Fu.. this is accurate.

The never gonna make it so accurate cba with my genetics ffs

Needs a “gonna make it” avatar to mog the others.

the dyel

What about one for a 30 year old guy who has a routine split between strength and hypertrophy and has been on this site for 6-7 years or more? This chart doesn't include me.

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yeah same, it needs some 30yo boomer type

unironically the mars/hm/allow

I guess I'm a dudebrah just through the timeline

Functional/Never-gonna-make-it

Are you me

Dudebrah/Functional.
21yo
5'10 manlet
200lbs about 15%bf
been liftin for 5+ years, been on Jow Forums from the start

Dudebrah, brah

70% functional 30% NGMI who's going to transition to fraud

Functional but also Never Going To Make It because that's a lifetime membership.

How is it possible for someone to be so utterly correct and based?

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Based and boomerpilled

50% "functional"
50% fraud

The OP is a faggot-mode

I think I might be a combination of NGMI and Jow Forumstard. But idk, doesn't feel right.
>found Jow Forums thru Jow Forums
>don't browse Jow Forums anymore tho
>dgaf about race either
>asian
>only r*ddit I browse is /nosleep (have you ever been to /x/?)
>has horrible genetics, very aware of it
>lmao 1pl8 bench after lifting close to 1yr
>probably due to copious söy consumption (it's an asian thing)
>5'10", I honestly don't think I'm a manlet
>started skinny fat, now less skinny fat
>bulken_is_hard.jpg
>I love all of you guys
>no homo

I've posted my body frequently here in Jow Forums, and you might think I'm /hm/, but I was not aware of the existence of that board until now. No thanks to you OP.

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None of these loser types

Closest to the functional. Also onions lecithin makes you shoot huge loads. No better feeling than cumming all over a girl while using that stuff.

None of these really apply to me, kinda weak m8.

somewhere between functional and never-gonna-make-it

I'm actually fat but probably stronger than most on fit
Trust me people look in the gym.. former powerlifter and trying to cur weight

The closest is The Fuctional

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The functional except I'm not fat crossed with the dude brah and the Jow Forumstard

functional/poltard

I'm dudebra/hm/

Mix of
Never gonna make it+Jow Forums tard + functional

The dudebrah except i hate doing cardio in the gym, love cycling outside.

Functionalbrah.

with a lil hint of Jow Forums

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Im the Chad, but it's not on there :(

>doesn't keep track of his stats, just wants to look like a nazi statue
yeah, pretty accurate

kekked

I dunno.

I was obese. Now I'm skinnyfat (6'2" 190lbs) and a DYEL

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Sodomites get the rope

Jow Forumstard 100%

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Only the roider is not “early 20s” fuck you nigger, there are actually non-zoomer users on here

You’re not a mix you’re just fat Jow Forumstards and nothing more, and you NEED to be fucking gassed.

Residing poltard checking in

I'm not fat

Hmm... I'll bite. Tall, well adjusted, and muscular Jow Forums tier poster checking in. I can only imagine your tears as you think about your precious strawman caricature shattering before you.

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friendly racism is Jow Forums culture.

The DYEL and /hm/

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A mix of Dudebrah and /hm/, though I found Jow Forums through Jow Forums and I train legs.

And yes, getting fit turns you gay.
If you still like bagene then you probably aren't fit enough.

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Almost exactly the "Functional"
I do cardio and 5/3/1 though

Dudebrah, age 30

Roamed the board when Zyzz was alive. Golden era.

grogkthebarbarian.tumblr.com

What if you're functional but have abs and do cardio?

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>actually unironically linking your tumblr

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I guess I'm never gonna make it :(

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Lmao nice try nigger, pick someone less popular next time

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Functional + martial arts
Also jewish so not really white

>what are Jow Forums-generated filenames?
Faggot

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Wow Dr Goldstein told me you guys were all fat hentai fapping basement dwellers, why would he have lied to me like this

>Squats 4 plates, still thinks he is weak
That one hit a little too close to home. Actually most of those bullet points did.

I see marks of GH injections on his abs... wow natty

Merely flu shots, stay safe.

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Body of a dudebrah, mindset and life of a functional.

The never-gonna-make-it. Although I have only been lifting for a month now...

"Jow Forums" just means not being politically retarded. it can apply to anyone; bloatmaxer, powerlifter, bodybuilder, etc
it is the least mutually exclusive of all of these.

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>"Jow Forums" just means being politically retarded

it means not being politically correct. It's in the title. If you want political correctness that's obviously your problem, not the rest of the sites.

I am like the functional, but I am a lot newer to Jow Forums and to lifting

I'm a 30 yo functional boomer. I think I tick all the boxes except I'm off SS now and can curl more than 60 lbs

Pretty accurate meme OP, well done

I was a Jow Forumstard in 2017 and could've seen myself becoming a /fraud/, but now I'm on the path of the ascended Chad.
>fasting for 5 days at a time to lose weight rapidly
>focus on form rather than giving in to ego
>don't worry about women, know they will come to me once I've /madeit/
>lift for strength AND aesthetics, heavy abdominal and arms focus right now
>content with my current self but determined to make myself better every day

kek

>Doesn't use whey because it has $oi lecithin in it

Is anyone else put off by the soja content in protein shakes? I don't know if it's worth making a thread about it.

>Saving myself for marriage

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Just stop buying dirt cheap whey with dozens of additives.
It's that simple.

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Never gonna make it for sure except I'm aware of what's wrong

Somewhere between the functional and dudebrah

Sorry, that doesn't answer my question at all.

If $oii has a phytoestrogenic effect then does it deter people from buying protein powders on the grounds that it will mess with them hormonally?

Lol

Self awareness is a sign you could potentially make it.