The year of the gf

It's actually very easy - do nothing. That's the most important thing. Just do fucking nothing. Live your life and leave him the fuck alone.

My gf will give me shit about getting home late, so I go to the gym early morning before work. I actually really like waking up early, I've never done it before in my life and it's made a big difference. But that was a happy accident.

Food and nutrition are the biggest obstacles. She eats whatever the fuck she wants but doesn't eat big quantities, so she can basically get away with a shit diet and still has a decent normy body. For me though I just want to eat some fucking chicken and rice and oats and steak and potatoes and I know shit is boring, but that's what I want/need to eat so just leave me the fuck alone and DO YOU.

But no. We always have to eat together. Every fucking meal is negotiated. Whatever I'm having has to be something she can have too. We have to go out to eat on the reg (fine), but it'll always be some shitty chinese or tapas place with 0 gains in the menu rather than any other out of a million places that I could get something decent.

Then finally there's drinking and bitching at me for not going out and drinking enough. I go out often enough, I take drugs, I drink when I feel like it. But god forbid she wants a few drinks on a Friday and I'd rather not because I just busted my ass in the gym and want to recover properly.

None of the above requires any change to her lifestyle. Eat what you want, leave me alone. Go for a drink with your friends if you want, leave me alone. It's dragging them down with you that's a pain in the ass.

thank you, but why paelo in particular? I cook chilli with lots of great legumes for food prep, I couldn't imagine it without them
thank you, quite insightful
for breakfast it was oatmeal for my 83 year old grandpa, and basic breakfast bread buns with topfen (austrian cream cheese) and tomatoes.
For lunch it was Reiberdatschi (potato pancakes) that I baked in the oven and a red kraut salad. I'm trying to get the old man to lose some weight and it's working great so far, he's healthier than ever.

that fucking sucks man, hopefully she'll see the progress you're making and eventually will be more lenient. I don't think getting bitched at for not drinking is normal. getting bitched at for drinking too much is reasonable, but not the other way around.
thanks for your time. i appreciate this

This is now a Jow Forums recipe thread. Instant pot bros get in here.
Nachos with instant pot carnitas:
browneyedbaker.com/ultimate-nachos-with-beer-braised-carnitas/
Slow cooker tamale chili:
halfbakedharvest.com/slow-cooker-chipotle-chicken-tamale-chili/
Best chili:
ohsweetbasil.com/instant-pot-award-winning-chili-recipe/
Use leftover chili for chili cheese dogs in the oven:
ohsweetbasil.com/chili-cheese-dogs-recipe/
Decent indian chicken:
pinchofyum.com/instant-pot-coconut-tandoori-chicken
Spicy peanut chicken:
feastingathome.com/instant-pot-peanut-chicken/

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>being a good gf isnt just about your bf fuck you once in a while
it isn't just about letting him fuck you, but do let him fuck you.

Anybody else get an IP for christmas?

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OP:
It's so fucking simple. Be loyal, be loving, make your needs known, cook for him sometimes.

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Start by posting tits n timestamp whore

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wtf? If this isn't a larp, where do you even find women like this?

It might be simple to another man what a man wants but it's actually quite hard for females to self insert as guys. it might sound silly, am sorry lol thank you

god damn what a recipe. I shoujld get some xanthan gum.

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guys

i got
>chocolates
>a small card with two teddybears on it
>some rose petals i'll cover the above in

Is that sweet enough for a grill?

I honestly believe you're a dude LARPing as a woman.

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>become trad
you are fucking retarded if you weren't trad to start with you cant just stop being a raging whore

I think you should bail on the cliched valentines gift and just take her out this weekend, show her a good time. Outdoors somewhere impressive or some cool bar or show.
Otherwise, get rid of the teddybears. Stuffed animals are for kids.

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Eat/cook tasty but healthy foods with him
Have sex with him

Ha, have you ever met any "trad" people in real life?
I would say 90% of them are ex-addicts and other travelers from similarly degenerate ways of life.

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>hurr hurr my anecdote is universal law
absolutely retarded

false, have seen people become trad.

the stuff is just something i'll leave on her bed when she'll go to work early in the morning and i'll stay at her place for a while, just a small appreciation

i'll ask her this evening if she wants to go out or chill at her place tomorrow evening

live in your fantasy world as long as possible

you became tard thats for sure

i know right. i find it hard to believe theres women out there who are actually capable of thinking about their bf and not themselves for a change

i'm from austria dear friend.
oh dang ill post a timestamp then
nah i just mean that sort of traditional mind set, sorry im not native i might've thought about it differently
only had 1 boyfriend in my life so far! planning to make next one the last too :)

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Most adults don't need to say "d-do you wanna be my boyfriend? UwU" after they graduate high school because it's pretty obvious when you're in a relationship. As far as "becoming" committed, that depends on the relationship in question, but once you've met parents, each other's friends, gone on several dates, had sex multiple times, you're pretty much in a committed relationship. Also, if you've said "i love you" then yeah it's committed.

good for you. make sure you find one who treats you as good as you treat them

austria looks amazing.

Would you say that there are many women with the same mindset there or is it mostly hedonists like in the states?

lmao

i know how to commit to a relationship, its not that hard really, my point is to come on here and hopefully someone that actually lifts will tell me his expectations so i can take it into consideration in the future. i don't hang out with gym-bros irl, nor do i talk to males a lot in general, i'm trying to gain some perspective.
i still appreciate your input and know what you're saying
lol ill try to thank you
i know right! this country is so beautiful

>Most adults don't need to say "d-do you wanna be my boyfriend? UwU

guys... i'm currently in this sort of state with [spoiler]my ex-gf[/spoiler] yeah i know
should / do i have to ask " are we back together" or is it implied when we
>meet up with friends
>get close at parties
>have plans reaching as far as a month into the future (trip on my birthday)

based austrian femanon

It depends where I am at the moment really. I have some friends in Vienna that when I ask them when they want to have kids, they laugh at me, and I have friends out in the country (sweetest girls ever) that tell me about their future plans with sparkles in their eyes. I think people get polarised by the media and think all women are vapid whores because of r9k media, i have been too nervous to talk to a male outside of work (elder care) in real life for years.
my honest word to you would be, stop worrying, not everyone is rotten to the core

Yeah, those alpine vistas are amazing.
Dude I'm serious just suck dick like a porn star, buy a couple of anal toys with lube and practice taking it up your butt, be up front about your desires for a steady trad relationship. Worst comes to worst come to the american rocky mountains and find you a cowboy, every guy would kill for a girl who actually cares what they want. So too probably will Hans and Liberman out in your butt fuck mountain naziland. Do something dirty on second or third date like a butt plug under your grindle.
Good oral sex and available anal will keep any man around.
>Mfw thinking of you hurting

femanon, how'd you find this >lay out petals in heart shape
>in the middle put card and chocolates
cringe?cute?bland?

why anal? is normal love making not relevant anymore? haha
watch less porn and go to church sometimes, not for the religion, for the self reflection
that's very sweet but depends how much the girl cares about such things, talk to her about romantic things and find out what she likes. i don't know her, so i can't speak for her, but isnt that the token romantic thing to do anyway?
don't worry
good luck

>how much the girl cares about such thing
she likes the vday and likes romantic stuff so, yeah
i'll shut down my brain and just do it, like a man
thanks!

fuck yeah!! man up bitch!! haha i'm just joking.. u got it champion

This shit is why you'll never find somebody for you. How retarded do you have to be to believe that a girl who would wear a butt plug to your second date and let you fuck her ass right away is going to be a good faithful wife

you go girl

degenerates btfo
Thanks for giving me some hope that there are still decent women out there.

no problem user, you get get the gf as well. and she won't be a bitch maybe

It's completely relevant.
I say this because my gf is very much like you would want to be, and I never risk our relationship because she's fucking ridiculous in bed.
She has literally said to me "do not watch porn or go to strip clubs, just tell me what you want and I'll do it" and then she fucking held up her end of the bargain, so I'm in the habit of not even noticing other girls because I subconsciously cannot risk this sweet setup. It's been 6 years, she's done some insane shit for me, in exchange she has a rich buff bf who will always be solid. All with dirty sex tricks. Otherwise, novelty is available anywhere. You need to be competitive, plus you'll have more fun.
I have a phd in theology you dumb volltrottel. I'm not going to church.

>I have a phd in theology you dumb volltrottel.
>theology
armselig

As for your first question that actually relates to fitness, personally I would want someone who wanted to engage in physical activities with me like climbing, hiking, canoeing, etc.

ignore my advice to your own detriment. i wash my hands of this.

Please show me your asshole?

>actually thinking this is a healthy relationship
Lmao, stop filling the thread with fantasies you degenerate faggot.

Friendly reminder that a 300 post thread doesn't count if you LARP as a girl

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Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

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i posted a time stamp just scroll up user

>TIME stamp
>no time
Better go ask your sister to write another note, this time with today's date on.

shut up fag

>t.Based German trad gf
God and here I am stuck with these fucking buffet goblinas in America
Go make children Based German Trad Gf

I wish you best of luck.

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Damn you're retard for doing this to your gf. I hope the based Austrian grill won't listen to you

Be loving and caring and support me in my endeavours. That's all really

>Like hot-looking girls but dislike the personality that accompanies it
How do I make a cute gf 'hot' without her getting the personality and abandoning me?

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>next one
ruined

it had a relevant sentence on it, if you're not happy with that i'm sorry user
you too will get the gf

>Text him back immediately

This thing seems so weird an insecure. Am I just a bit older so I don't get it, or are dudes starting to act like annoying women from ten years ago?

LOL i'm sorry i was with him for 2 years and i wanted to marry him! but he turned out to be very immature and didn't want to marry. so i had to leave

>she made grandpa breakfast
this is such a wholesome feel

She's cheating on you with your grandpa like in my hentais

hmmm i think lots of girls play hard to get and give even their boyfriends a hard time. it's probably personal perspective advice, so i didn't take it too seriously, since it doesn't apply to me

He's such a good person! i hope you will have a grand daughter enjoying cooking for you eventually user

why did you give him your devotion and vagene? your potential to pair bond is hindered

grandma died two years ago and i'm family. also incest is gross

oh you mean my ex, most people date when they're young, i made a mistake and am trying to get better for the person i'll marry.

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I want to believe all of this. That there are women like this out there.
Not for an iron autist like me, I'm too fucking far gone, but for my friends. I want to believe that my best friend has a shot at settling down and starting a family with someone like this.

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Dont be a thot
Delete/lock for only close friends/family all social media accounts
Learn how to spot, meal prep
Train, for real
Explore non ejaculatory orgasm with him

cute, this is one of the most wholesome threads i've seen on here in a long time. i hope you'll get a good bf who will go on to become a good husband. i have two questions, what do women like you look for in a man and where do i meet such women? the first place that comes to mind is church but i've had no luck there so far

>sweet white girl
>beautiful white country

here i am in this nigger infested jewtroplis and im running out if options to even survive let alone thrive in this hell hole.

good luck to you OP

Your country is fucking beautiful, I envy you

PLEASE be my girlfriend

Gruß Gott, suße Österreicherin Mädchen!
Du sollst nach Kanada kommen mit mir zu leben. Die Mädchen hier gafallen mir nicht aber wir haben immer noch große Berge und gemütliche Winter mit viel Schnee. Diese Sommer werde wahrscheinlich nach Österreich gehen. Lassen uns treffen und vielleicht wandern gehen und dann kannst du entscheiden!

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werde ich*

how do you go about meeting new people? do you use apps like tinder and the like? where/how would men interested in women like you get to meet?

I envy all of you comfy faggots, I'm literally boiling right now and tired of waking up during middle night because all sweat. Fuck this place

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hi user. good evening, here at least.
You're probably not too far gone, most likely just caught up in whatever you define as "autism"
i'm confident you too can obtain a gf
nice thanks but why the last point? are you okay?
hi user! I'm so happy you like the thread lol
I can't speak for other women, only myself. In a man it's important that he carries himself well. Tidy clothes, no obvious issues like alcoholism, drugs, no over the top designer clothing. I think personality is the only thing that never really changes, so if you make a great first impression it all falls into place from there.
I love it when guys talk about their hobbies, nature, ourdoors, the one time they went fishing with the boys, cars, farming. Also the males I've found most attractive by FAR in my whole 21 years I've been alive are those obnoxiously funny guys. Those that always make jokes and love to carry conversation around some funny things that happened. Look wise no preferences. pretty much anything can be fixed.
>where do you meet such women
if you mean me, sadly I'm a very reclusive person. I go to the forest a lot, but please don't talk to women in forests. If you live in a small town, local events. Go help and volunteer, see some cute dogs. walk them. Go on organised groups that walk in the mountains. Find the girl in her prefered envoirement!
best of luck user get the gf

bully bf when he stops looking fit

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thanks! feel free to visit! austria is bomb!
I'm sorry user. maybe in another life. good luck
Griaß di, are you Austrian? You type high german so i don't know in which one to respondNEVER USE TINDER never ever. that's a free sex app not a dating app. at least that's what people use it for mostly.
If we'd live in close proximity, you could find me helping out at local events (Balls, Kirtags, Fests) helping out, or at sport events. If you want a quality person, you can't try your luck in a bar. Go and persue something YOU love and the people that love the same thing will come as well. I have a friend that met his qt christian gf at one of those medieval fares and he was dressed like a peasant lo
lthat's really hot user, hope you're okay! Good night i hope you'll sleep well
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read the thread man what the heck

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I must go to Austria now

Have sex, don't ejaculate, reach orgasm. You'll get all the benefits minus the refractory period and can deadlift hard next day. Be a gains fairy and promote this.

>added cabbage
>it’s actually lettuce
At least he was right about it being green

Besides my unfortunate life boiling in this fucking hell, answering the op, there's no mystery:

Aim for your future, do you want to be on your diapers in your 70s? Do you want your joints all fuckef up before your 50s? Then you have to take care of your body right now. It doesn't have to be the gym, it can be swimming, footballing, martial arts, anything will do ( I don't recommend running though) just be active