Why do you guys lift?

To be as fit as possible hanging from the rope

I'm happier now than i was when i was heavier so maybe if i lift and keep losing weight i'll get even happier to the point of being what i would consider happy

cant be sad when you're more concerned about not dropping the bar and looking like a jackass

to compensate for my lack of personally

my gf and i go to the gym together, but thanks for ruining my apple pie asshole

At first I just wanted to do moderate lifting for health.
But then when I went to sleep at night, I couldn't stop touching my muscles.
Now I lift out of pure narcissism.

Anyone else incapable of not-fondling themselves?

To roam endless prairie with nothing but my gun and trusty steed, occasionally destroying people with weight of my squinted sight

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so hot women will want me to stick my wiener in their vagina's.

When my wife squeezes my bicep and says "mmm, user you are getting so strong"
That's a damn good feeling

“”””HE””””couldn't do it before lifting.

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Easy question.
Easy answer.

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I lift for Panther '534' Ausf.A and her supporting units

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Hanging from the rope you're climbing right user haha

This shit right here, nothing like lounging in boxers in your computer chair after a nice 2 hour gym session, cardio, sauna it's amazing.

Holy fuck that was hilarious!
I cannot stop laughing!
Take my upvote!
Take another from my second account!
Hell, take a silver, why not?
Scratch that, a gold!
Scratch that, a platinum even!
God, just come to my house and plunge your cock into my gaping asshole already!
You can have my wallet afterwards too!
Take the credit cards too, I’ll even give you the PIN numbers!

Hell, you can take the whole damn house while you’re at it! You can even have my wife and kids if you want!

I’m willing to go into poverty just because your post on reddit.com was that funny!

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whoa man, it's not that serious. calm down bro

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Pic related

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Physical discipline is part of moral discipline.
Man has a duty to be the opposite of whats wrong in the world.
Most of the developed world is now overweight, trending towards outright obesity becoming the norm. People are slothful, gluttonous, secular pigs. You can't separate taking care of the body and the soul. The outward appearance of the average person reflects who they are, their core values. We see completely preventable disease becoming rampant, even being applauded as beautiful. Thats how sick the world has become.

I want no part in that. I hit 150lb OHP for reps last week. Never going to quit.

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Cringe.

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I lift to honour my lord and saviour.

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well said user honestly

My moral discipline is Jesus and the way he lived his life, however my physical discipline gets to be weight lifting, because I've been given a good body to work out with. Some aren't as fortunate and that's not the Lord that's just genetics, but even so it's sad and so since I can lift I shall. Thank you Lord

shitposting gone wrong

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Cos I was tired of looking at my reflection. Tired of being too shy to get pictures taken of myself. I was 255lb anons, now I'm 196lb. We all make it anons.

Lift because you can, and because you've been granted a healthy body to lift with. It's amazing we have these bodies via genetics so let's use them to the best of our abilities. Comparing our genetics to others is dumb, no cope. Compare yourself to a really good example, such as Jesus. and try to be like him, knowing you never can be, it sets hope. Hope to be come something better, man it's so great. That's my hope and that's my hope for anything, to set an example like He did.

amen :)

I have nothing better to do

that's gay. i lift so manlets will always feel insecure around me.

let your motivation be the Lord and the Lord only desu, having a gf is good for motivation too but not as based or as non changing you know what I mean?

Unironically always liked to push myself and challenge myself

Fucking lmao that tattoo looks ridiculous

Because my mental/physical/emotional health deteriorates rapidly if I don't get intense exercise regularly. Only took me about 10 years to figure this one out.

For any anons lurking, learn from my mistakes:
LISTEN TO YOUR BODY.
It's always trying to tell you something. Feeling tired and unmotivated 24/7 is not normal. Diet, exercise, and time outdoors really are the most critical requirements to health and happiness.

and Jesus said his disciples will do even better things that him, but nah he was the best desu

no desu how did that get there

I don't think so, being a rock in the midst of a storm is important for people sinking, morally and physically speaking

wow you really are gay

Kek

>Compare yourself to a really good example, such as Jesus.
For me it's Uncle Adolf. They're basically the same archetype though. Both liberated their people from usury using their gifts for public speaking, appealed to the masses with a message of love of their people, proceeded to physically remove the bankers, then were made examples of for doing the right thing.

>You really are fond of chatting with me, aren't you? If I didn't know better, I'd think you had feelings for me! Oh, no, dear me. Pretend you didn't hear that! Hah hah hah!

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Philippians 4:13

13 I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me.

I hate being pushed around due to my lack of strength. I’m the punching bag everywhere I go because I’m an “easy target.” I aim to change that dynamic.

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I'm extremely paranoid of being mocked for not being muscular even with skeletons and fatties around I cant shake the feeling that I'm not good enough.

>Uncle Adolf
Why do Americans worship Hitler over American born heroes?

Perfect. This is the best reason any living thing can possibly have. There is no more effective, pure, and natural motivation to become stronger, than a strong desire for self preservation. Never forget what its like to be weak, and you'll never find yourself wanting for motivation to become stronger.

I was mostly just being a smartass while trying to red pill lurkers on the striking parallels between the two. If I go into more detail on Jow Forums I'll just get banned.

I want to looks as fabulous as Van Darkholme in his deep dark fantasy interview.

Certainly not for vapid soulless holes.

To attract higher quality women.

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Rage

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To prepare for the coming race war.

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Because it makes me feel calm, clear headed, focused, and confident.

Because I like to

Honestly the best answer itt

cope

Because I'm 29 now. I want to see what my body is capable of while it's in good working order, and keep it in good working order for as long as possible.

>uncle
How is that "worship?" It's just a casual goofy name

Americans DO worship American heroes, like "God-Emperor" Trump.

god damn honkposters invading my board

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The best reason here.

BASED AF MY N-WORD

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Bedtime sweety!

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to pick up moar heavy things

oh mommy yes please

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Because I enjoy seeing progress. Lifting for girls is a horrible path to go down.

mate stop i already have a hard enough time at work with all the married milfs that message me on skype for business at work every day.

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fag

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I NEED A FUCKING SAUCE RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

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so i can lose weight and gain confidence

Sometimes I'm a retard.
Strong guys have a pass on acting retarded. I want my retard pass and I will fight with retard strength for my retard pass.

All tattoos are shit. Nobody should have a tattoo unless you are a sailor, a yakuza member, or a holocaust survivor.

Because maybe one day...

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damn mckayla maroney really filled out

To prevent me from wrapping my hands around the neck of someone I despise and choke the life out of them until I can hear their last heart beat

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based and nasupilled

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to get a mommy gf

>not wearing boxer-briefs
NGMI

wait that’s not just a sharpie drawn on for the pic? ...oh honey

Why not

I would like to look good and all that, but what put me into the gym and keeps me there is back pain.
Chronic pain is a great ingredient in the "i wish i was dead" recipe and lifting keeps it away.

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For him.

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just google larkin love size queen

IKTF , not lifting for even a week brings back the pain.

You have it worse, i can go a month.

based

>for the man who destroyed what little remained of France

to be a better dad to my kids than my dad was to me

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