>getting drunk at townie bar with 80s metal cover band on stage
>every time i come here i get to second base with at least one cougar in the parking lot
>dont feel like doing that this night
>start chatting up 21 year old there with her cougar mom
>i go back to her place when bar closes with her and her cougar mom
>cougar mom has 2 guys with her
>we're all carpooling in a beat up late 80s suburban with cigarette stains all over the upholstry
>drive into white trash part of ghetto town
>find out later that somehow nobody in the family has a job
>immediately go into girls room and get it on
>later on im staggering to the bathroom half drunk, mostly naked
>cougar mom is up
>cougar mom asks me if her daughter let me 'get it in'
>wake up next morning and watch a few episodes of 16 and pregnant with the girl before i leave
Post stories of something cool you did about lifting or fucking or something
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how about you shut up and i take your pic related and her dyke haircut for a lil walk down anal ave
you can bang her in the ass but im not gonna shut up
hng
>something cool
You start, OP.
>blogpost
shit thread
i already did. here's another one:
>walking home from work today
>saw two girls across the street
>walked over and told them I'm not interested
>Partying with a group of people i barely knew
>start hitting it off with pic related
>she's kind of cute but is a mom
>otherwise seems pretty carefree and full of energy to party
>dance all night, keep drinking, etc
>starts saying she wants to keep partying but she has to take care of her daughter
>i'm really bummed, she's pretty bummed
>then it's like a lightbulb goes off in her head
>she's gone for like 30 min
>i say oh i thought you had to go home to put your daughter to bed
>she says don't worry about it
>i ask what she means but she just starts dancing
>says it's not really a problem any more
>I press her for details since she's acting a little weird
>She says she got a hold of a nanny, "Zanny the Nanny" she said, a latino woman pretty desperate for the money so willing to work this late of notice
>I try to ask her another question but she just hands me a drink and cheers, silencing me
>whatever at this point, let's party
>get it in that night, party with her almost every day for the next couple of weeks
>she sleeps with some bros too, but we're all safe and even joke about her kind of behind her back - it's not a big deal we're just partying
>once in a while I ask about her daughter but she just tells me she's with "Zanny" or her mom or something, which was weird since she used to bring her daughter over all the time. Really funny kid, not fussy at all. About 3yo
>Things fizzle out with the group and me, I'm tired of partying, and so is everyone else except the girl in pic related. She actually wants to go even harder, party more. It's like she's manic at all hours of the day
kek took me a while. thought i recognized the face. wonder what she's up to nowadays.
probably getting finger banged by the biggest dyke in the shower of whatever prison shes locked up in
Op who is this semen demon?
>that filename
>mfw
idk her name dude she's just some ho on the internet that models bathing suits or something. reverse google image search this shit.
Looks like a friend of mine but with less boobs
whats your friends name address phone number instagram blood type and where is she on her menstrual cycle?
asking for a friend.
Is it weird that I would find her more attractive with clothing.
based stalkerfriend poster
back to rodot, dweeb
care to explain anons?
No, you're just straight
Casey Anthony?
some women just wanna get it in while they can, everyday you get older might as well sometimes. Hell know I did all over the fucking world in every country as Army then Contractor good times.
Because one day you'll wake up and be like "Fuck I should have when I could of" I'll look back and be glad I had a good time at least.
MORE!
Cont you fucking cunt
It's Sara from Wicked Weasel.
thots patrolled
What county?
>being this new
Reverse image search that pic, friend.
She got found not guilty, thefuck are you talking about?
Pleasure, good brother user
>be 22
>senior in college
>able to pull chicks at a brad level (4-7’s)
>at party
>pretty drunk af
>a dude is sitting outside making spray paint art, selling them for like $50-100 a piece
>they look pretty nice, shiny, he’s working the stencils and shit really fast
>some chick is scrounging in her purse looking to buy the Eiffel Tower spray paint
>she’s missing $20
>I hand her $20
>”oh someone’s trying to get they ass ate haha”
>took a few seconds to process, I say something like “bessss belieeee dat”
>we are both white
>she follows me back inside to the party
>I drink more shots
>about 300cc’s of Sailor Jerry’s, a few shots of Jameson, my worlds getting blurry, I keep drinking
>chick still wants to eat my ass
>I take my pants off and put my legs in the air
>get my ass ate
>pass out
>wake up sick af
>puke for the next 3-4 hours
>sobering up a little
>friend shows pics of last night
>the chick was a dude the entire time
>not even a tranny, just a gay dude with long hair and a purse
>pic related
>”shiiit dude for real?”
>shows video
>he is licking my butthole
Not even phased. This was 5 years ago
>4-7
>that image
even if it was a woman, it'd be a 2
looooooooool
Mmm... I don't know if she really looks like her...
Jesus Christ
Lol
this cant be real
Retard
You dun goofed
>This person has made more money in 6 months than you will in 10 years
>no reverse img results
jesus dude, at least u didnt do anything to it back i guess
Wtf that outfit isnt even cute
you revived this shit thread
OP had definite orlando bro vibes, and you took it to the logical conclusion.
Thank you for your service, user