Can someone help me with rep ranges? I’m cutting but have some lacking muscles that I didn’t really work on my bulk so there’s SOME newbie gains to be made. Mainly delts, obliques, and biceps. I’ve been doing varied reps with a heavy/light/medium day and it seems to be working but I want to do what’s optimal for the newbie gains.
Also, trips and I’ll reply “y-you too”
YO WHAT THE FUCK OKAY SENDNG IT NOW
Fucking nice. Post reply OP
Just did. Imagine this leads to me fucking this girl, haha or worse we fall in love and always look back on my “you too” message haha
Unequivocally based
This is why I’m so lonely
damn this girl is an ez fug and you went n clapped your own cheeks
fucking autistic, you had it on a silver platter
I haven’t had pussy in over 1.5 years now. Yet I just don’t care that much. What’s the worst that’ll happen, I hit up one of the chubby less cute bitches to just get my dick sucked? If she’s cool she’ll roll with the “y-you too” although I have no clue how anyone would respond to that other than laughing
Don't listen to these niggers. Jow Forums bro keks are far more valuable than any thot
Trips again, I made the right choice. I will always put my Jow Forums bros above pussy
post beard
If she has a sense of humor she'll find it funny so dw
You're my hero
That’s what my thinking was man
Yeah bro, I’ve done this a few times actually.N-no you
Not replying with
>thanks yours isnt half bad either
I would be surprised if you get a msg back, if you do, you look good
What the fuck
I’m a handsome guy, but I’m also 6’2” and made a point to mention it in my bio because women are shallow and vapid. This girl says she’s tall in hers so her options are kinda limited compared to mine. She better have a good sense of humor if she wants my seed. There’s only loss for her kek
nigga charge yo phone
also well done
BASED haha poster
Based abstinence bro. I'm pulling 7 years.
MISSED YOUR ONLY CHANCE OP
>nice beard dude
>thanks, you should see my other one
Ehh it’s not really by choice, I broke up with my ex and got super depressed and angry with all women for a while. Couldn’t even speak to women because I’d always end up being mean as fuck to them, everything they said came off as extremely stupid. So I took a break, although now I’m definitely over it and looking to get puss again
This is unironically a really good mindset, and you're right: if she rolls with the y-you too then she's a keeper.
Love this app.
I have a lot of stories, if anyone is interested. Also, OP is a fucking lad.
Stories and your profile bud
Post profile and/or body pls. I wanna know what I should be reaching for.
based as fuck. if a girl was cool with a "y-you too" i'd be very impressed
no that isn't nearly as funny as what OP said
Would you rather a story about a convenience store employee, or one about gymnastics twins?
god damn are the girls on this app really this dirty
convenience store employee
Uhhh.... twins
Also your PROFILE BUD. I need to know how much I need to lift so i can carbon copy you and get free pussy
yes
Blur face if you have to nigga we wanna see body this is a Vanuatun fitness board after all
Ok. Will oblige.
>Be me
>About 5 months back
>Day off from work, out shopping with my friends
>Ate nothing all night due to work, need to get blood sugar up
>Go into little Korean run convenience store for some iced tea
>Open door with my friends, sprint to fridge section
>Get those big ass cans of iced tea
>Cheap as fuck, and I am fresh off a cut, so I don't feel guilty
>Go to register
>Qt 4'11" Korean girl rings me up
>No accent, born here
>Catch her staring at my arms, pretty vascular at this point
>Mention something about how they'd look better wrapped around her
>Friends laugh and look at me like I am retarded
>She blushes
>Says thank you
>Friends are all dyel lanklets
>Ask for her number
>Obviously get it
>Take her out for shawarma the next day, fuck her in my car
Not the best story, but I like it, lmao.
Did she call you oppa?
savage mogging your friends like that
fuck the stories i wanna see that profile
>No accent, born here
dropped
>dropped
a lot of them are just teases and will reply like this but not actually meet up
Ive used the
>let me fuck you raw
line a few times and oddly enough its worked more times than it hasent. Tinder thots seem to get really turned on by the concept of a stranger busting inside them.
>abstinence
>implying its voluntary
haha
Random women fucking love that shit. I brought some girl home from a venue I frequent when she wasn't with her bf and she just wanted me to fuck her raw.
what flags is she talking about??/
Fugg, I forgot.
Twins story is pretty good.
>Be me
>Year ago or there abouts
>With my mom and dyel brother at little sister's gymnastics thing
>2 hour long thing, but I want to be there for her, so I suck it up
>She does well, places highly
>Go down to congratulate/take photos with senpai
>See her "coach"
>Tight body 19 year old blonde
>As tall as me, but I am kinda short so
>Comes up and high fives sister
>Speaks to my mom about some shit
>I was fresh from the gym, remnants of a pump
>Shirt kind of tight, and definitely giving me eyes
>After she is done with my mom, comes up to me, calls me a good brother for showing up
>Tell her she did all the work by coaching my sis
>Laughs
>Says "athletic genes must run in family"
>I laugh
>She asks if I work out
>Jow Forums prepared me for this
>Tell her I just jog once a week
>Apparently this is the funniest thing in the world, because she laughs for like a minute
>Whatever, ask her out for drinks
>Puts hands on her hips, asks if her friend could come
>I don't give a shit, lmao
>Go out a few days later
>Meet her at some hipster place downtown
>Get to her
>Notice girl that looks exactly like her but with maybe 10 more pounds of ass and tit meat next to her
>user!! Heyyy!
>This is my sister
>Kind of weirded out, but fuck it, who am I to judge
>Sit down, order some water, they get some girly shit
>Ask sister what she does, where she works, etc.
>Talk for like 3 hours, tell them about my work
>They seem pretty attentive
>They talk about their work and stuff
>Thicc twin is a photographer
>Says she would love to shoot me sometime
>Midnight comes
>Say I have to go, had a great time and all that
>Have training early the next morning
>Audible sigh from both
>Gymnastics girl says I should at least come check out their flat
>Fuck, of course
>Get there, literally mauled at their front door
>Procede to get 40 minutes of head from them
>Cardio and edging come in clutch
Will continue.
brooo.... do you have a handsome face or just a body?
bro is that song just for the chicks or u actually listen to it
edging isnt just a meme to help with PE?
Never dating anyone on Tinder. Thanks for the redpill guy.
post face
this, fucking lmao
Post body brah
These ones.
Cont.
>They want to get fucked, obviously
>Fuck the gymnastics sister first
>Tightest pussy I have ever felt, and I have taken virginities
>Can't last more than 6 minutes
>Explosive nut, cover her face and glasses
>Haven't fucked in a while cause of work, so I am ready to go again
>Thicc sister wants it
>Not as good, but pussy is pussy, and I fuck her
>Finish up with her
>I pretty much collapse from exhaustion
>Wake up, about 4 in the morning
>Thicc one is asleep, gymnastics one awake on her phone
>Thank her for the wonderful time, say we should do it again
>Leave
I know some guys from their old HS, apparently they have been doing this shit forever. Pretty cool.
I like it, lol.
No, lmao. I don't want to be exposed on a Congolese ice cream making forum.
My mom thinks I am handsome, but I don't. I also have issues with my height, but eh.
Post your body cunt
how short are you, post body at least
>mfw posting in a LARP thread
Short. But I have been training for a long time. You can kind of see my arms here .
>things that never happened
lmao in what world are twin sisters going to hang out while you fuck the other?
zero
nice LARP, I’m sure you broke some asshole’s no fap kek
i want to see more, faggot
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Let them think what they want, lad. It makes no difference to me.
Clearly you have never hung out with twins, lmao.
posting in blessed thread
where do you actually do this though
i know i'll get matches once i've got the right bod for it so i need lines and ideas
Usually in my car, lol. Sometimes on my couch, but I hate cleaning it, so.
A good line I use is the one you've seen or "Do you want to get fucked in my car before or after I take you to McDick's?".
Fake. No girl likes dick pics it's what virgins think they like.
Nah, they just hate unsolicited dick pics.
This. Do you think they want to show up just to be disappointed? They love them.
Sloots do enjoy dick picks though. It's a form of validation for them
Both are fake as fuck
Pro tip: instead of sending a bare dick pic, send a pic your boner bulging out from your underwear (you need decent underwear preferably like compression/athletic briefs or boxer briefs). Yank it a little and let it slap back into place audibly. Drives them NUTS.
I have noticed this. They also ask for cumshots a lot of the time. Anyone else have this experience?
lol is this true of all twins? seems like every pair of girl twins i've met have been completely entangled in one anothers sex lives
The tinder pics are definitely real. I've seen this guy post here before
but the stories might be fake and someone just posting his pics
Confused about what you mean.
Yeah but usually when they ask I turn them down and say they only get that in person. Teasing them works better.
My dick is 5.5 inches. RIP.
A friend of mine took a trip to Japan with two twins. They all stayed in the same room. He never even tried to make a move. I scold him for this periodically. In fact I might need to message him about it right now.
lol or just send them a normal dick pic, sounds like a very specific situation you're talking about
Same guy here, yeah, they were fucking great. Wish they did stuff with each other though. Would have been hot.
Same guy. I always post them when I see a Tinder thread.
Rip.
I agree.
1. You gonna stand out from a crowd of thirsty losers who send low quality raw dick picks
2. It will hide some imperfections a girl can see if she decide to study your dick and area around it up close, lol
3. It gives them food for imagination and girls LOVE to image things
4. She won't spend a second comparing your dick pic to the real stuff when you actually gonna whip your boy out in from of her face
Fuck. How did I not think of that?
Explain the logistics of that.
nice, thots will be mine within a year.
i drive a nice car in spite of a very modest living situation so this works beautifully
>thots will be mine
kek
You're naive if you think thots will blow you just because of the nice car
Not him, but that's not what he is saying. Read the previous posts.
Reminder that girls will never talk to you like this unless you're handsome
Mother of god these threads make me lose faith in women so much, feminism is a joke.
I give up, Islam is right.
You want a woman that can have at least some dignity this is great if you want to screw but as a man that has actually had sex a few times I just find this stuff disgusting instead of lustful.
Actual prostitutes talk with more class than these women.
it's the world that birth control created. cat's never going back into that bag, may as well take advantage where you can
Relax mate, not every woman spends her time on Tinder or any similar app. In fact, I live in a 100k comfy town and there are barely a couple hundred girls have an active profile on a dating app.
There were whores throughout the ages in all civilizations. Society just stopped judge them for it.