Doctor just told me that I can't go to the gym for at least a week and more likely two.
Send me your best /fit humor to help me get through this rough time
/fit humor
Isaac Wilson
Isaiah Campbell
Jordan Reyes
Owen Foster
>ab vacuums
They always miss some dirt though
Anthony Myers
Chase Flores
Ryder Lewis
No, sadly.
Levi Evans
Adam Jones
Andrew Cruz
Jayden Cox
Sebastian Davis
Christian Gray
My favorite of all time. Right next to the squat rack through the ceiling
Jacob Jones
top kek
Colton Morris
>doctors
did he tell you lifting weights might mess up your transition?
Connor Davis
holy shit im dying
Aiden Ross
Gabriel Gray
nice one
Henry Rodriguez
do you just screencap any hot garbage you come across on this site and try reposting it
Samuel Jenkins
Evan James
Lincoln Perry
I fucking loved these when this meme was fresh. This and open the gate just a little.
Ian Diaz
Chase Adams
I'll admit, that got me offguard.
Evan Campbell
This was 3 years ago?? Holy shit I'm wasting time on 4 Chan I need to get out
Jason Brown
Caleb Harris
Jacob Ortiz
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
Colton James
too funny
hits home :(
Angel Martinez
ALTER ME
Brody Miller
I've been here for literally 15 years.
Jordan Barnes
omg lol
Easton Price
I THINK I SEE
Dominic Young
Stop
Oliver Rodriguez
Delete this right fucking now
Samuel Peterson
Gabriel Barnes
why am I like this
Andrew Gray
Dominic Perry
I like fish though. And whey counts as dairy.
Christopher Adams
Hunter Brown
Holy fuck. Had to read it three times.
Matthew Bailey
Blake Phillips
>be me
>super future
>kinda dyel
>everything sorta calmed down after the thot riots
>everyone's got a harem again
>pretty chill
>not 5 fucking years later shit starts getting out of hand again
>some dude starts showing up at gyms and getting tons of attention
>dont care
>working on my lats cuz they're too small
>theyllalwaysbetoosmall.jpg
>dont hear much about the dude for a few weeks
>one day
>doing skwats
>failing a rep
>feel two tree trunk arms grab my chest and spot me through the lift
>smash 3 more reps out
>turn around boutta artistically high five
>looking at the lower chest of a 7'5 God
>looks like this mofo could squat the building
>shakes my hand
>says his names Chad
>nice guy
>see him on the lifting news
>the harem gets restless
>whatever
>Chad surrounded by dudes and chicks
>girls artistically mixing
>guys artistically asking for lifting advice
>its chest day
>turn off tv and hit gym
>see more and more of Chad on tv till I see him in the gym some day
>skwatting 5 plate without trouble
>teach me.lift
>become an unofficial acolyte of Chad
>always watch him on the news sometimes seek out the next gym hes training at
Benjamin Campbell
>I cant keep up
>becomes a worldwide sensation withing the next few months
>everyone wants to be him or fuck him
>bros going to snap city left and right trying to get to his level
>becomes leader of the lifting world (just the world at this point)
>continues to rule and be a general Chad for 15 years or whatever
>cant get close to him hes too famous
>whatever i spent the whole time getting big
>chad starts doing real fucky things
>started being kinda a prick
>started lifting at a home gym
>barely ever see him in public
>openly flirts and bangs sluts out of other guys harems
>timetomicrochipmywhores.nap
>one day chad gets into a fight with some lesser chad
>lesser chad fucking dies
>chad only gets more violent
>threatens anyone who opposes him with death
>starts his rule of tyranny
>antagonizes everyone
>starts making laws and shit
>starts banning test
>roidfags mad
>bans face pulls
>retards mad
>installs lunk alarms in all public gyms
>riots in the streets
>starts seizing harems
>full on get fucked revolution
>chad has a small force of huge mother fuckers that he uses as a personal guard
>they fight through the hundreds and thousands of angry /fitizens/
>thousands die
>im a big guy now
>they need me
>i must end this
>take my bar with me
>chads forces have been whittled down
>its just him
>hes mad, hes gone insane
>he fights off lesser chads and brad /fitizens/ with east
>using only his bare fists
>run up to him
>takes a while because im like 400 meters away
>scream at him
>we lock eyes
>sprinting at him holding my bar as a bat
>as i get close switch to holding it as a spear last second
>impale him with an end i had sharpened
>hoist him up like hes a flag on a stick
>he sheds a single tear as he dies
>sad.jpg
>unimpale him and let him die with some dignity
>close his eyes
>take my bar and go home
And that was how the reign of the mad chad ended
Justin Brooks
when will they learn?
Asher Sanchez
Oh, for a moment I thought it was one of the first pages of Take On Me! Volume 1, but that's kinda the exact opposite. Probably crazy inspiring for the vertically challenged, come to think of it.
Brandon White
Thats not funny
Jonathan James
I disagree.
Jace Sullivan
nice read.good job user.
Kevin Gutierrez
>bans face pulls
>retards mad
Robert Bell
Connor Wilson
It's finally a Thursday!
Matthew Johnson
Kek
Dylan Johnson
Bentley Ross
Nigga did I just have a stroke
Oliver Kelly
Anthony Edwards
Landon Myers
SUGAR
WATER
AND, OF COURSE,
PURPLE
Adam Miller
Fantastic
Aaron Turner
I've literally never been loved by anyone. How does it feel anons?
Logan Gray
Fucking legendary
Justin Garcia
Get a dog or a cat and you will experience it first hand.
Carson Sanchez
He could’ve literally told her nofap was ANYTHING. A workout supplement and she would’ve believed him lol.
Kayden Parker
Kayden Kelly
Thought the same. It seems he simply must be removed from the gene pool.
Thomas Howard
Well, atleast it's honest
Brody Fisher
Hunter Rivera
Joshua James
Aiden Wood
Thomas Powell
Jaxson Anderson
Asher Stewart
Jayden Rivera
that's how you do it.
Lincoln Perez
thots be gone
Colton Davis
Colton Jackson
amazing
Isaiah Reyes
WISE FVOM YOUV GWAAAVE
Eli Reyes
Jeremiah Roberts
please post more of this meme, it's a Jow Forums classic
Xavier Anderson
Carson Walker
Luke Anderson
Carter Phillips
Dylan Jones
that file name made me laugh more than the story itself; which is good nonetheless
Owen Gonzalez
Honestly she'd be slut if she dressed like a hot slut
Asher Hernandez
Lmao you pathetic fitizens never fail to make me laugh with your "fit humor" threads
Face it, most dyels will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
Jordan Watson
This comment is what happens when an incel tries to form a sentence different than "begone thot" after spotting a human female.
Alexander Richardson
Based Leaf spammer
Dominic Adams
>>bans face pulls
>>retards mad
Brayden Butler
uh oh, big pappa-san JEFF FROM ATHLEAN - X isn't gonna be happy
Nathan Rodriguez
Mason Brooks
kek, I like this one
Christian Baker
I don't get it
Bentley Johnson
Jesus loves you user, it's just accepting how someone feels about you and reading about it.
Jayden Lewis
>cat
lmao
Noah Murphy
What are you, an orphan that never interacted with anyone? Or a teenager? Listen, in most cases people like you. That's the baseline. Unless you actively work to undermine, offend or sabotage their lives. Universal love, that's a thing, man. Pretty much if we put it in religious terms.
Gavin Wright
fucking kek
Parker Richardson
It's amazing right up until they leave you and you feel like you would do literally anything to get them back but they will not come.
Nicholas Gomez
>Brown dairy
Mein sides