Are you big enough to protect your GF, /fit?

daily reminder that this is the quintessential reddit male, who tells you to go back to Jow Forums

Maybe I want my GF to protect me

I would protect myself, I don't have a GF. If you're 6'0+, not terribly dyel and seem like you're aware of your surroundings homeless people don't seem to approach you anyway. I base this on the fact I flipped the fuck out and start advancing on three kids my age when I was a kid when they were doing something to my parents car. They promptly fucked off. Then other times when things got a bit hairy as a bouncer I've always stood my ground.

Absolute based aiden risking your life for a roastie is the epitome of being a cuck i lift for aiden today

I've never been mugged but I always tell my gf to stick close to me if we're in shady areas and hold my arm. I don't think I look intimidating but I am tall (6'4" and 198 lbs).

I'm a dyel manlet, but i'm black and act like a thug so nobody would dare to create problems for me and my lady.

>6'4" and 89kg
Hungry skeleton please bless me with height gains and inability to gain fat

I used to be fatter, I've lost a shitload of weight from cutting. I wish I looked like a hungry skelly tho, I could deal with being leaner.

>fighting some drugged out hobo over $20
>get AIDS and tetanus from his dirty screwdriver

Glock trigger breaks at like 5lbs. Don't need to be very big for that

lol this nigga aiden wasn't worried about the mugger, he was worried about the police

bet you anything he has an outstanding warrant or is involved in something that means he really doesn't want certain people seeing him engaging with police

I bet she's dating a cop and hate basedboys now.

I bet the guy wanted his gf to get raped by the hobbo.

I thought that too, but then he could just punch the mugger and just walk off

>(22m)
>sorry about title, I'm 22f!

Yeah if I were desperate and weak enough to settle for a trap I'd have run away too

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>wimmin are strong and independent
>based incel (op's bf) tests her by running away strategically
>she reveals her true colors

and the world goes on

I would run away but I'd be too scared to fight him I think

>implying I'd fight an AIDS infested hobo over 20$ for a slut

I'd give him 50$ because I'm not a poorfag and walk off

>not traumatically asphyxiating him by crushing his ribs with a pallet of $100 dollar bills dropped on him by your private helicopter

lmao fucking poorfags

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>faggot is a pussy

6ft and 13st 10lbs here. In decent shape and can't fight for shit, but I'm not gonna fucking run away and leave my gf to get her ass beat. I'd rather just get kicked around myself and hope to score a lucky HEEM while she runs off.

I could live with that a lot easier than knowing I was a pathetic coward and have to look her in the eye afterwards. Plus word is gonna get out about that shit. You could never live it down. Pretty sure you'd stop producing test altogether if you did such a thing.

>Should I ruin his life during the break up
Kek she deserved it

I'm 6'3'' and 215 lbs. I did boxing for a year so I know how to throw a punch. I'd like to say I'd just knock the guy out but honestly who knows how you'd react in a situation like that until it actually happens. Fortunately, I live in literally the safest country on Earth. No one mugs anyone in Korea. No one bothers anyone in Korea. Everyone happy. Everyone safe. So nice. Happy Korea number 1#.

korea.net/NewsFocus/Travel/view?articleId=132461

Funny how everybody itt is 6'2+ when in real life that's like top 5% of height. Funny how in height threads on Jow Forums the results are usually the same

I guarantee if there was ever a Jow Forums meetup the actual average height would be around 5'10.

Yeah, I’m always surprised by Jow Forumss height shit too, desu, but I guess it’s the same as any other estat.

I wouldn't leave my gf alone but I'd also not fight a hobo over 20$ and risk getting some hobo disease, I'd handle him 20 bucks and say god speed fellow hobo and then give my gf a small talk about how bad choices and consequences can lead any of us to live like that man

I threw a hobo off of a bus yesterday, because his stink annoyed me. Didn't even need to touch him.

There's literally nothing wrong with killing hobos.

>I guarantee that the average user is of average height
wtf are u a wizard?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Participation_bias

Taller people are more likely to list their height because it's relevant. Shorter people are less likely to mention it because it doesn't add anything. Just think about how many people are lurking and not contributing right now. There are 32 posters in this thread but potentially hundreds or even thousands of people reading it at this very second. Only the tall, heavy people are likely to say they're big enough to intimidate others. If you're 5'5'' and 120 lbs what do you have to add to this thread? Do you wonder why people claim big bench numbers in bench threads, fast mile times in running threads, and high bodyfat %s in /fat/ threads? Because those threads are meant for a certain type of person and those people are self-selecting into the threads.

I'm 6'3'' and taller than 98% of the people I meet (nonwestern country) btw. I wouldn't post in a manlet feels thread because why would I? But, it makes sense for me to post my height and weight here.

Honestly i'f the hobo asked nicely i'd just give him 20 bucks, man lives on the street just because he doesn't want to wageslave 24/7

If he was aggresive i'd just KO him with a right hook
Also the dude's girlfriend sounds like a massive bitch to me, if she can't defend herself she deserves to die
Dude is also a massive pussy but that's obvious

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both of you sound like huge 200+lb faggots

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I think the average height would probably be a little below average, like 5’8”. There’s a lot of bitter people here.

How to acquire korean gf, Park Son Wang?

>measure myself when 14
>6'0
>again when 20
>6'0
WHY,can still get an inch r-right guys?
>tfw inescure about height ever since i started browsing Jow Forums
thanks boys

B&R

Taking a knife or in this case screw driver is not tthat hard. Look up marine corp martial arts, i think the disarms were for my green belt. Practice weekly to keep the skills in the tool box. Id have broken that twink hobos wrist. I also carry a knife everywhere i go and a gun if i am able. What a pussy that dude was. Most guys i know dream about the chance to really hurt someone consequence free

top kek, get a load of this manlet

I'm 6'6"

other korea bothers korea

>threw a hobo off the bus
>didn’t even have to touch him
Did you use telekinesis?

Fucking lel

Unlikely to happen.

Be a pretty boy. If you have a nice face and dress well, you'll do well. In terms of personality, they're much sweeter than Western girls on average.

I read some stories on adv by chicks who's boyfriend beat the living shit out of people who threatened them. It usually ended with "I can't believe my loving bf could be violent like that, I can't look at his face anymore". you just can't win

>implying it wasn’t a hit gone wrong
Based Aiden knew that roastie was cheating and paid a hobo to make it look like a robbery, but the drug addict chickened out. That’s why he didn’t want to go to the police. He thought the hobo ratted him out.

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Not Get
Soon

A man is able to fight when necessary, but only as a last resort. The best thing to do is try and de-escalate the situation without giving up any resources.
In addition to this, there’s also a disconnect in what people, especially women, want and what they say they want. This woman was probably turned on by watching her boyfriend fight, though also scared and confused because she’s been socially programmed to dislike violence.

l m f a o

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Never show extreme violence in front of women if it can be avoided. I learned this the hard way when I was young and dumb. Idiot teenagers think it turns a girl on, but it’s the opposite. Women subconsciously know they’re going to piss you off one day and now that they’ve seen first hand the degree of violence you’re capable of they fear that might be them on the other end of your rage one day. The best bet is to just look intimidating enough that people don’t mess with you in the first place and to try to avoid dangerous situations in the first place.

I was hiking in mountains and a full grown cow with big horns suddenly charged at us. The cow hit her in the leg and almost threw her of a cliff. She was mad at me later and i kinda feel bad, but i still have no idea what i could have done to stop a full size adult cow. In the end she wasnt hurt badly and the cow left after the first charge. However my gfs entire thigh turned into a big purple bruise

This reminds me of my time playing JA2 as a kid.
I'd take my mercenaries to farm areas and level up their unarmed and strength stats by punching cows to death
Good times

Bobby "steroid" gontarsky

You bring the brains, I'll bring the brawn. You know.

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Here’s a projection: I am willing to bet this girl is on some sort of birth control. Friendly reminder that birth control is causing women to date basedboys.
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/m/pubmed/23528282/

6'4'' here, no one has ever threatened me physically. Gf straight up told me she feels safe around me. I'm not even remotely Jow Forums lol.

kek

>6'3''
>Korea
you must be regarded as a giant there

i'd fucking kill that mugger. i'd kick his legs in then punch him in his chin a couple hundred times. after that i'd probably stomp on his hands so all his fingers are broken and learve him there to rot

I’m only 8’6” 620lbs withot body armour but if this happened to be he’d at least be getting a push from me

What if I want a gf who will protect me?
I don’t believe in traditional gender roles

Actually you do.
You just want to be the female/feminine one in the relationship.
Women tend to subtly enforce traditional gender roles harder then men because of how advantagious it is for them.
Even the dykes enforce it within their community and try to use the shaming tactics that actual women use to force men to stand behind those oh so even traditional gender roles so that they'll take care of/protect/fuck them

I’m 6’6 and you know I wouldn’t fucking run cause my knees would hurt so bad

Kek

I wouldn't run because that would be cardio and cardio kills gains.

This.

I'm big enough that nobody ever tries to fight me, which means that as soon as somebody tries to fuck with me I'm probably screwed. I would never see it coming. Generally I diffuse conflicts pretty well and resolve any issues but sometimes people just want to have a fucking fight and there's not much to do about that but ccw or having a bunch of friends or something.
Anyway. Just so you guys know, if your girl ever gets punched or grabbed and you're around, do not chase the guy down. It's tempting but it's actually very important to make sure she's alright, people don't realize how dangerous a punch is in general, let alone to girls. Before you chase him down to kill him, make sure she's oriented to place and time, doing ok emotionally and not going to start hysterically screaming,etc.

Kek

based and christpilled

this. unfortunately, trying to talk sense into projecting or coping Jow Forumsizens is a fool's errand.

I’d pull out a hammer and say “let’s dance Wilson”

Thank you all these cuck lords are trying to prove something on this Mongolian fishing board.

Pick your battles.

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No one is considering she is also stupid as fuck for not running off and allowing herself to be molested by a homeless man for twenty minutes.

Flight is the best situation for both of them. Allowing some crazy person risking years in prison for $20 to put a knife, or screwdriver in this case, to your throat is much more dangerous than the possibility of him chasing after you and trying to stab you. There's no guarantee that he would have just taken $20 or been rational in his reaction.

t. I've been 'attempted' mugged three times without a scratch

shut the fuck up fattie

Jow Forums user here saying I'm packing more than muscle. He'd get down on the ground or he'd get his kneecaps blown out. Isn't a gun the most logical solution to this problem?

I'm legit 6'7". Maybe us big men come on Jow Forums cuz we know we can get laid if we just become stronk.

Here’s the thing

Yes, getting bitched out by another man WILL be the most unsexy thing that can happen in front of your gf/wife. Like even if she’s a level headed upper middle class girl from a sheltered upbringing who knows risking prison or mutilation or death is a dumb idea on a PRIMAL level her gut will be absolutely turned off & ashamed of you.

Of course this is even worse when she’s ovulating.

On the OTHER hand, no woman is worth risking injury or death or prison over unless she’s already bearing your children. Then feel free to go crazy.

But really, if you’ve ever beaten up a guy in front of his gf or know someone who has, then you know about the hilarious internal battle they have later where she HATES you for beating him up but at the same time LUSTS over you for asserting your dominance & genetic superiority over him. Caveman shit even she knows is kinda fucked up.

It’s not worth it.

Stood next to him, hit his chair with my boot and told him to get off. He scampered off, the disgusting creature.

No. I’m too progressive and tolerant to conform to such things. I just want a strong, independent gf who will protect me from hobos.

Any half decent mugger would close the distance faster than you could draw and would likely come up behind you. Having a gun would only be helpful if he is somehow beyond 15 feet and closing, standing a similar distance away, or for shooting him after you hand over your money, kek.

You're almost as bad as the person who thinks he could easily disarm someone with a knife/gun or this cringy idiot ()

I'm 6ft3, 95kg, have a buzzcut/skinhead, resting bitch face and I've been wrestling + thai boxing most of my childhood. I can safely say I would be able to, not that anyone really fucks with me.

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Yeah, I already had a conversation with my gf about what I want her to do if we're ever attacked or mugged and she agreed to follow my instructions. I told her to run for safety as soon as I throw the first punch. We joke about it and refer to it as "the plan" but I think it's good to plan for the worst so you're not entirely caught off guard in the moment.

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>not telling your girlfriend to run around the block while you keep the hobo occupied
>not using this opportunity to rape the hobo senseless as a man raping another man is the ultimate domination
Pathetic

He was a homeless man with a screwdriver. Take out the gun and pistol whip him or use my knife. A damn pistol is always more dangerous than a screwdriver, it can straight up break skulls. If he was close, use my knife. If he was somewhat close, draw my pistol and pistol whip if he closes the distance before I can aim. If I can make some distance, threaten to/kneecap him.

A gun is always useful if you know how to use it.

What would all you super saiyan commandos have done in this situation?

youtube.com/watch?v=yIqBE1EgyuY

Ask him if he met Howard
youtu.be/lMMyvL0KR5s

This is why you need to fight when you're a kid, or atleast spar with others. This was dudes probably only ever physical confrontation and he bolted under the fight or flight response.

>they want to feel protected

As if any woman in a first world country will realistically ever need someone to physically ""protect"" her.

I mean he snuck up on them, there's not much anyone can do. That's why serial killers are so fucking scary. I probably wouldn't have trusted him in the first place.

Who gives a fuck? Watch what women DO, never what they SAY. Jow Forums is literally just 90% beta orbiters taking everything women say at face value and 10% women trying to hide their true nature.

Unironically this is the best thing to do in this situation

It wouldn't be easy to disarm him, but training to do it would make a difference for sure. Id rather be stabbed trying to disarm him and let adrenaline do its thing then let him hurt my wife. Iv been stabbed in shoulder once, you go into psycho mode so fast its crazy, you wont notice the pain till you calm down