Get bigger, stronger and faster than my dad

>get bigger, stronger and faster than my dad
>he’s starting to act like a condescending asshole and tries to belittle me when talking to friends on the phone
>oh you’re going to your little gym today?
>yea he’s here, he’s trying to work out downstairs and shit
I’m not sure if I should feel bad for the lard ass or hate him but he’s starting to piss me off.

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Bang his wife

Get banged by his wife

Just brush it off user, especially if you live in his house. Odds are he's extremely jealous anyway and if you ignore his ass he'll only feel worse.

I can relate a bit. My dad had always been great with, but a recent comment from a co-worker (claiming I'm bigger than my dad and that he should be careful cuz I could beat him up) has made him salty. Thou he doesn't belittle the gym, that's just silly

Sounds like he's threatened. Also, bang his wife to assert dominance.

>can't handle his father's banter
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He has never been married. He’s been single almost his entire life

This goes away once he realizes you can fuck him up. Took my dad a while too.

The fucked up thing is, right when you're hitting your peak, your dad is likely hitting his valley. It's gotta feel weird to be mogged by your son. Like, an odd sense of bitterness about passing the torch and pride that your son can kick your ass.

Remember, he wiped your ass for years. Now he's painfully aware that you're stronger than him.

Have sex with your mother.

I figured. I just brush it off and keep doing my thing. I’m saving up to move out so I’ll just have to deal with him until the end of the year

No you fucking degenerate

Are you autistic?

Beat him up.

No why?

He's just projecting really. I've had friends in similar situations. Like user said above, once he realizes you can actually fuck him up, it should calm down a little bit.

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My manlet dad was like this. My parents had me young so he was still in his 30’s when I was a yolked 18 year old that had 5 inches on him. Once I moved out it fixed everything and we get along great now.

You’re his progeny, respect him, but demand respect in return. Ask him to workout with you, or find another physical activity you may enjoy together. I used to hate my dad when I was younger too, even though he was a provider for me and was around, I didn’t like his attitude or his lack of hobbies.
I’m older now and I respect him, and his experience, we get along a bit better but still have some friction due to his “settling” attitude and my ambitious one.

Probably not his to begin with.

>being bitter about your sons growth
My dad’s been supportive all the way, and love the fact I started weightlifting and then doing judo. He’s started asking me if I want to try out some boxing or Muay Thai gyms so I can get more”well rounded”. Kinda wish he’d lose some weight himself though, although he has gone down a few lbs recently so that’s good. OPs fathers just an unsupportive asshole
We’re all going to make it,

I live in my dads house and bully him from time to time and he legitimately doesn't have the balls to kick me out because I would snap his neck.
Gonna move out soon though, the retard is starting to really piss me off.

Do it you fucking faggot. You either have to fuck your mother or your dad. It's the only way to stop it.

If not, he's going to try and shoot you eventually.

Bang his mom.

>dad is 65
>just hit 25
>only just began lifting after years of encouragement from him
>he is noticeably less ashamed of me when I come to visit
>jokes about the gun show but constantly talking about rest days (I'm PPL)-

Invite him over to the gym you tard.

Bang his son.

>Buy a book
>Dad jokes whenever he sees it that I'm reading to get girls
>Want to go to a good university
>Dad asks me if I really think I'm good enough
>Argue with dad
>Dad says I'm butting heads with him to impress my mum and become man of the house
>Want to be an artist
>Dad tells me I'll never succeed
>Brother wants to be an artist
>Dad is supportive
>After years of this, literally have no interests anymore

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No resolve whatsoever

Unless either of your parents are some shitty people that have done you bad, you should start treating them with respect. Piss off with your negroe culture

How about you off yourself instead faggot?

Make him wipe your ass again

This gotta show domination

You really wanna fuck him up?

Just ask him why it seems like he's always trying to put you down. Don't go on a rant about how his shit talk is fueled by insecurity or feeling threatened or any other theory about why. *Ask* why, and tell him it hurts when it seems like your own dad is constantly taking jabs at you.

When my dad started doing this I just straight up asked him why he was acting like an insecure manchild.

He wanted an obedient söyboy but instead got a meathead. You fucked up son. Get aborted.

Does your dad know shit about art? Or about art school admissions? If not, then just disregard his opinion. My mom doesn't know shit about computers but is always throwing out (incorrect) information about them. Just politely nod, then go consult someone who actually knows what they're talking about. Accept their flaws, but don't be too hard on them because that's going to be you in 20-30 years.

My dad would always ask me to flex for people when I started lifting but he'd also always follow up with a story about how "he's almost as big as I was in my prime" that my mom promptly calls out as a lie

It's just a fun male tradition I think, next time he does it challenge him to arm wrestling and say "dang old man, you ain't half bad" before giving him some fingerguns and slicking your hair back

Say the thing and do the fingerguns after you beat him***

Do it coward