The year of the gf cont

old thread reaching bump limit, great conversation still going
previous If you could describe the perfect anti gains goblin gf what would she be like?
normie? trad? goth? disinterested art hoe?
bonus points for any and all rants, blogposts and sadposting.

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shes just gotta be a nice white girl with blonde hair and blue eyes so our kids will look like us. docile, not overtly masculine like these crazy bitches today

I just want something real.

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She has to make me laugh, move me and irks me at the same time.

I do agree, overly masculine/dominant women are not my cup of tea, and i am well aware that some guys love it, but I think it's generally not that good for a woman to try to compensate and take the mans role.
What do you think about gray eyes? I should research which eye color my children would get
a-user... :(
like a annoying best friend that you still love over anything? I'm agree.

Someone who'll stand by my side
And give me support
And in return
She'll get my support
She will listen to me
When I want to speak
About the world we live in
And life in general
Though my views may be wrong
They may even be perverted
She'll hear me out
And won't easily be converted
To my way of thinking
In fact she'll often disagree
But at the end of it all
She will understand me

She's a good cook, passionate about sports and working out, tall (so as to not fuck over your sons) but curvy (so as to not fuck over your daughters), hard working and beautiful, kind, etc.
Just find a good chick.

I don't need an anti gains goblin gf. I just need a gf. if she goblins my gains I will just tell her I have to go to the gym and dont have time to hangout

that's sweet user. good job.
that's a good setup! trophy wife material.
based user

5'10", slender, pale, somewhere between dirty blonde and platinum. Smart, intellectually curious, confident in what she says (instead of just giggling after every comment so that she never has to take ownership for anything she says), soft voice, likes cuddling and hugging and doing cute shit. Always pushes herself and myself to be better every day.

Is that so much to ask for?

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Another day, another chance. You keep taking chances until one pays off.
That's how it works.
Gretzky said you miss 100% of the shots that you don't take.

based and redpilled

go outside and do something

Basé.

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I want her to be the mother of my children

Start learning how to speak sookie blatt, then.

I love the goth appearance but hate the goth personality, what do? If I date a non-goth girl would she probably be willing to dress and makeup like a goth sometimes when we banged?

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I'm 5'7 so I would want them to be 5'5-5'7, short hair, fade with long on top is instant 10/10 for me, small frame. Honestly pretty much just a tomboy

that's great user, you sound pretty level headed. i like clear rule sets, personal and general
this year you'll do something about it.
bravo!
she's very cute
date a goth girl and you'll realise the goth personality has long died and they're just ironically goth to stand out

now thats a nice color, icy gray. do you ever notice them change a bit? my eyes are blue with some green in the center, our babies would have striking eyes! i have a pic somewhere

sometimes, depends what i'm looking at. when it's just snow outside they look very spooky

I definitely have physical preferences. Maybe something like pic related with coloured eyes, or a blonde with similar high cheekbones and good under eye support. It’s just I can’t see myself with any of the very attractive girls I know irl. A lot of the women I highly respect are academics and family members. Sry for blog

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Think I fucked up lads, made a joke about asking for nudes and it didn't go down well. Mission may be over but only time will tell if I hear from her again. Pray for me.

>giving a girl this much power
>asking for nudes like a horny 15 year old

You're never gonna make it like this

Yeah but ironically goth to stand out usually means shit personality

based salzburg poster

yeah i bet they look really nice in the sunlight, spooky is an interesting way to put it though lol

you wear contacts?

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Don't text girls unless it's for setting a time to meet

Unironically, you. I'm more interested in what your ideal man would be like. Or more specifically, how would you prefer to meet your dream husband? How would you want to be approached, how would you like him to woo you? What could a man do to win the attention, trust, and ultimately love of a woman like you? I only know what works on American 'women', which I have no interest in.

>Wholesome thread continued
Bless you

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you pathetic faggots

OP,
Hallein or Salzburg?

cute! not wanting super beautiful women is great, first of all the girls you can potentially date is HUGE and secondly, you're less likely to be jealous or feel insecure when you're together with her. great taste user
anon, nudes are degenerate, but if she would like to show you she would've send you some without you asking
pretty good thinking, but some communicating can be good as well. checking in if she went home safely, etc
I've described most of those things in the old thread, feel free to read there and then come back with any questions you'd like to have. I'd like to contain the derailing as much as I can, and absorb more knowledge from (hopefully) gymbros with gf tips and tricks :)
Salzburg Umgebung, nicht heute NSA

O fuck, I just finished the geolocate process, for nothing. It was a good game btw. sad

Is it just me or when i go out actively pursuing a girl, it never happens. It's only when I'm not chasing and focusing on myself that girls seem to be interested in me.

There is truly some worth in not giving a shit about these roasties

hahah i said where I'm from earlier pretty sure!
I heard that kind of stuff a lot from my female friends, and I think it's just most likely that when you're not trying too hard, you're most attractive. silent observer kind of crushes.. like a girl you liked at school that never noticed you but she acted really cute just being herself.

Yes i see your comment now, but right after you posted those pics I started to find out the location.
I was slow this time.
btw i know im a creep and should go back to /pol

i personally like women like pic related but looks are not that important to me, most important is personality and the values that the woman lives by. i think of good looks as something of a bonus if the woman has the ideal personality and values. also trad austrian qt is really attractive from what i've seen

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why do i get excited when i think that there are girls on Jow Forums?

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are austrians more based than germans?

that's a great mentality! i'm glad guys like you exist
sharing a space with like minded people, that happen to be female, is quite exciting!
wouldn't really say, germany is bigger so there are more degenerates

Das Fühl AM VALENTINSTAG wenn kein katholisches, österreichisches gf mit süßem Akzent(/Dialekt?), dass mich liebt, bei meinen Gains unterstützt und mit mir eine Familie aufbaut. Wozu am Leben bleiben?
Habe äußerlich praktisch kaum einen festgelegten „Typ“. Ich setze mich 30 Minuten in den Zug und verliebe mich 10x. Mir ist nur wichtig, dass sie süß und ehrlich ist und gerne kuschelt.
Aber jetzt mal ernsthaft timestamp hin oder her ich glaub dir das nicht. Das ist doch sicher dein Freund, der das hier schriebt oder dein Bruder oder du bist eine Journalistin, die in die toxische maskuline bildbord Kultur eintaucht. Ich kenne nur ein einziges Mädchen, das Jow Forums besucht und das für ein Uniprojekt. Ich kenn ja nicht mal 5 Typen iel, die das machen.

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ich hab gestern ein timestamp geposted! sogar zwei!!! ich hab keinen freund.
willste auf discord n bissl reden? :) lass mal dein user hier

Just anti gains goblin? That would mean in my book pro lifting entailing knowledge of nutrition, discipline, supportive and an idea what it takes for recovery etc.
What I would like personally on top of that: traditional values like pro family, almost no or no thoty shit, a working brain she also uses, compatible personality, good enough looks and ofc some common interests.
Most importantly she would need to have my back just like I would have hers, imo thats an important part missing from many relationships in this day and age.

>virgin
>white
>honest and loyal
>doesn't argue too much
>wants to be a stay at home mom and raise our children well
>no male friends
>kind, affectionate and playful, loves spending time with her man and kids
>cooks well and healthy
>doesn't smoke, drink or have tattoos
>is into outdoor activities
>not fat
>red pilled

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I always wanted a blond blue eyed gf.
But then i met this beautiful black haired princess with browm eyes that lights up everything around her once they start sparkling with her laugh.

AHHHHH I MISS MY EX

Beautiful!

Noice titties and demon in the bedroom.

Right now I'm stuck with a brown hair brown eyed dead fish. At least she is German / polish.

Does she miss you?

I got sapphire blue. Too bad that Gene will soon be wiped out cause hur Hur white peepol evil

>virgin
>stay at home mom
>no male friends

Yeah, she has all the odds to cheat on you when you are around 40yo. Don't choose a nun, she'll left you for the first interesting guy that she meets at her yoga class.

I broke up with her because i had depression and blamed her for not having a satisfying life. Realizing that without her it is much shittier.

I broke her heart. And she even said ‚you’re gonna regret this‘ and i awkwardly laughed it away. Never take good people for granted.

its not going to be wiped out. whites have been the global minority since the beginning and were still here

That's why I have also said
>honest and loyal
brainlet. Don't cherry pick my choices, you can turn every woman into a whore like that. OP asked to describe my perfect so I did, and my perfect doesn't wreck her home and relationship for some mindless physical pleasure. She's above that.

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Incel

Did you not realize it soon enough to go back and tell that you'd made a mistake?

I’m afraid i didn’t.
She moved away to work at some art museum in a big city. I’m stuck in a job i hate in a city i hate. But at least I’m fit...

Roastie

that's a very nice mindset, i like the having back hard most. and i agree.
i think having many female and male friends is important but i don't think i see the world like you do. i have people i grew up with that i still talk to, in real life, just because we're basically family. but i dont think that's this way for most people
:( I'm sorry user.
oh oh, dead fish means she doesn't move while doing the sex right?
it won't be if you'll counter act it

Kiri#(nullachtnullsechs)

>i think having many female and male friends is important but i don't think i see the world like you do. i have people i grew up with that i still talk to, in real life, just because we're basically family. but i dont think that's this way for most people
I mean, really close friends. Of course you can't evade opposite gender, my gf's female friends and my friends' girlfriends eventually become my female friends too, but in my 27 years I never had some close female friend that I'd hang 1 on 1 with. I hang out with my female friends only in group situations. Would you not feel weird and hurt if your husband spends the little free time he gets from this busy world alone with some female instead of with you and your children? It wouldn't make you doubt if there is anything more going on?

its from a dude, mr.incel

>i like the having back hard most. and i agree.
Nice, good to hear that my dreams aren't just pipedreams. Sure feels like not many girls share your opinion these days

sorry user maybe one day u'll find each other

I don’t think you know what a trophy wife is

Hate to break it to you: you like kikes

German/Polish.

Lol what’s that mean? May as well be Scandinavian/Jewish; water/mud

shoo shoo Jow Forums teenagers

Are you sure? You reek of estrogen

What would it take for a woman to make the first move and talk to a guy? There are times i notice a woman following me around a place like a supermarket, assumingly to get me to notice her (if i notice her i tend to go in the most inefficient way around the place and revisit aisles i already checked out to see if she is still behind me, just in case this is no coincidence).
The last occurence happend two days ago and since i'm overweight (104kg), haven't shaved in two weeks and always have a kind of pissed off grimace on my face and pretty insecure myself I cannot be sure if I overinterpret the situation. I assume a woman, like men, would at least try to say something like "Hi" or similar instead of standing right next to me and trying to catch me looking at her, which happend the last time. We were at the checkout and she was staring at her phone and I slowly turned my head to get a better look at her face and when she looked up she immediately looked down at her phone again (since it was pretty cold ouside i could no tell if she was blushing or her cheeks were reddened because of the weather). Right after that at the little bakery a few meters aways she again was standing right next to me, close enough that our shoulders were almost touching, even though there was a lot of space for her to stand.

I had a gf for 3 years around age 18, but now I'm saving myself for when I get further into my nursing education so I can find a gf that is smarter and more successful than average.

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good luck finding that. you sound like pic related only the male version

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Big milkers, idc about sagging, round ass, wide hips.
At least 170cm@60kg don't want my child to be scrawny (wo)manlet and i'm pretty tall myself.
Beef curtains and a bit of yummy tummy.
Laugh and smile that melts my heart.
Christian orthodox or catholic, but if catholic then only polish or austrian. Or some nutty neopagan, could be interesting.
No smoking, no drugs, not vegan.
No slut, only long term relationships in her past.

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i find it funny its the ugly bitches that want the moon

>virgin
I lost my virginity by 18 and I was a complete autist loser. Not gonna happen.
>white
Personally, I only care about not dating black chicks and even then there are some girls that make me question it.
>stay at home mom
Agreed, but that also means that you need to be making at least 50k by yourself.
>red pilled
lmao, all you have to do is find a chick that isn't far left and you'll be fine. A lot of far right chicks are attention whores that don't want to be like other girls.

how much are you willing to bet the children are half black?

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>me
>go to liberal uni
>every girl I know is either taken or annoyingly liberal
>see girl with "socialism sucks" pin
>shes like 300lbs

Reality is disappointing.

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Post tits

I want someone I can enjoy psychological communion with. I don't see a world of faces, emotions, or of agents; these things only exist in my imagination, and in writing. The people I encounter are impenetrable and unknowable, and I never have felt connection, affection, closeness, or warmth in my life.

To everyone I know, I act like a clown. That is because laughter and mirth is easy to detect; far easier than subtle emotions. So I put on a mask, and I am known only by the contorted facsimile of a person that I play - I get frustrated when people think I am the caricature that I portray, to me it seems so obvious that I don't present my real self. Yet others are superficial; while I cannot read and do not imagine I could peer into their souls, they are willing to make guesses about the totality of my being.

Behind the mask I'm melancholic and systematic, and deeply alone. I regularly visit prostitutes to try to understand what it is to feel physically close to someone and vulnerable, but it just feels uncomfortable and awkward and I know that the entire thing is a charade. I wish I could understand.

So, do I want a GF? Yes. But I don't care about characteristics of personal history, biology, and even petty opinions. I just want a soul that I can reach out to and touch, and in turn touches my own. I want to not feel alone.

It probably won't happen.

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I don't plan on having another gf until I'm in my late 20s. I want to focus on gains and making bank. Girlfriends are expensive and always want to go out and do things that ruin your bank account and fitness/diet. Last gf was obsessed with makeup concerts. Never again. Modern women don't have anything to offer to improve my life right now.

>cute
>slim and athletic
>has good chemistry with me
>common interests/dislikes
>has a future (invested in her education, no meme degrees)
>eats well (most girls I know have shit diets, even the skinny ones)
>understands why I work out

Bonus Points
>former competitive athlete
>can do a bare minimum of 5 strict pull ups
>can do a bare minimum of 10 push-ups without her knees on the floor
>can squat her body-weight
>doesn't do any meme exercises/workouts out of insta
>can run 2km under 10 minutes and can run 7km under 40 minutes
>likes the same protein flavors I do

Oh man, Tinder flirting is nervewracking even when the girl says she's interested in being fuckbuddies.

I just want someone that looks like my waifu, is wholesome and won't cheat on me

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This month has been torture. I lost my job. Got stood up. I just need to know I exist. I've built so many walls I'm lost in a maze of my own creation. I don't even know who I am anymore. I'm so miserable yet content to wander these empty halls I created. I have no room for memories.

so you just want to talk user? :(
very smart!
i really like the bonus part, thank you i've known girls that look like this irl, they exist. just less anime features, but they do exist.
im sorry user, once you hit rock bottom there isn't a more solid base to build up from. get the good feels back, i count on you

is it? i wouldn't know. you'll hate me for this but unironically just be yourself bro.jpg and treat it as just texting a friend, the less pressure you put on yourself the better

i probably don't :( but it's one to me!
uuh user this is trolling i think
smart thinking user! good luck on qt nurse gf
that's very specific user good luck on your endeavours
maybe the uni is not the place for you to pay attention to women at least right now

I just want to get this of my chest.
Im a 26 (or was it 27? never mind I am still 26) years old virgin. I love solitude but I secretively crave meaningful interactions. I never had a best friend to talk to and chill with. Whenever I meet new people they always tell me how funny and enjoyable I am but I lose interest after a while (once they get comfortable with me and I start seeing their flaws). I am currently unemployed and am living on my snowplowing job who is really intermittent and barely gets me by. I am planning on becoming a cop if I don't fuck up by finals practical exams like I did last year. All my schoolmates are gone and although we can have nice conversations on Facebook from time to time, I am always the one that initiate it. I just joined the military reserve while waiting to join the police academy but to my demise there are not enough working hours available until a bootcamp training opens up and I get my military qualifications. I just found out that my life has always been patiently waiting for the next step to come by and I have been just killing time playing vidya by myself, alone, in my room. I always come up with excuses and I am sick and tired of it. I need to find real friends but whenever I see potential people I am always put off by their ideals and how they aren't proactive in their goals (kinda ironic isn't it?).

I just started fasting in-between keto breaks to drop from 20%bf to 14%bf and I am not going to the gym because I don't want to over-exhaust myself. It is just another excuse to stay inside, i guess. Basically I am back to what I do best : wasting away my life and waiting helplessly for my next meal/bootcamp/become an officer until my "real life" can finally start.

This existence is all so meaningless I don't know what to do. I am too proud to consider taking the cowards way out and I have still hope for myself. its just that I am wasting so much of my life away that I don't know what to do anymore with myself...

>I just need to know I exist. I've built so many walls I'm lost in a maze of my own creation. I don't even know who I am anymore. I'm so miserable yet content to wander these empty halls I created. I have no room for memories.

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