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i don't know man... 100 lesnars are a lot of lesnars

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Gorillaz win.
It's the same if 10 of yourself battle 100 5 graders
Maybe not exactly the same but with one punch you can bring down a few of them at a time

Not sure why we're using gorillas, they're big and scary but not particularly violent. They do a lot of dominance displays and sparring for social purposes. Chimps would be more suitable as even though they're smaller they're still jacked and are super aggressive and are savage fighters. Only species known to engage in warfare (besides humans).

yet the 100 brock lesnarns cannot fight the 10 gorillas all at once. It'd only take one strike from a gorilla to kill him

we're not playing pokeman you autist, you can have several animals attack a single one at the same time

/thread. Brock lesnars win.

i'm fairly confident i could beat the shit out of 100 5 graders. they probably wouldn't take more than 1 or 2 good hits. hell, pick one up and swing him at the others.

I agree that it would be a tough call and the eye thing is a good point. But remember that we have somthing that the gorillas don't have. Fear. 10 full grown silver backs running towards that group of 100 men would result in breaking rank and scattering into groups. At that point the gorillas break out in groups and systematically eliminate the running humans. The speed that the gorillas have of the start would be just too overwhelming

Pretty fair fight. Because on one hand there is a question of whether the gorillas will actually work together but on the other hand, I'm pretty sure if a gorilla was charging at you you'd shit your pants and your muscles would help you anymore.

If the gorillas can work together, I say gorillas

i've been training for 1 year and i'm certain i could take a silverback. are there so many dyels on this board who don't know human potential? you probably work out 3 times a weak and judge human potential based on your own lazy standards. truly pathetic.

Exactly, meaning the gorillas will just snowball through the humans.

1 Gorilla could kill 10,000 men

No.

Gorrillas.
Because working as an effective team is something that takes practice.

Human strenght is in preperation and tools.
I don't know this man, but if I was one of the 100, with the time I have right now, sitting in my chair comfortable to think....
My plan would be to run. Humans have more stamina than any animal.
Get everyone to run very far away so we can find weapons and strategise.
If we manage to escape it's GG.

>10 men with 10 spear vs 1 gorrilla
No chance.

Stamina != Burst speed

Starving 140 pound Africans kill gorillas all the time tardos.

Surround it with sharp sticks and wear it down or drive it off a cliff. It didn't even take 10 injuns to drive a 2200 buffalo off a cliff.

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100 Brock Lesnars would annihilate 10 gorrilas, no contest. If you think anything but this you're insane

Whoa look at the size of that thing...
Now Jamie pull up the gorilla

Gorillas have fear too and a group of 100 men would definitely drive them off in the wild.

Hunters would generally isolate the weakest this way and then surround it.

Basic shit like a sling and a big sharp stick can be fashioned and a wall of disciplined men could easily drive off a gorilla charge with that. This is why gorilla ranges were reduced to shitty climates as soon as hominids appeared

a gorilla is probably only like 1.7 times as strong as bork. the gorillas also would get tired. they don't do cardio, you fucking idiots

I don't believe your first comment. And with regards to the second that is just strategy and the bison arnt attacking the Indians. Just using the bisons natural instinct to stamped against them

>bench press = fighting ability

(You)

yeah but it's 10 to 1.
You can kill 10 cockroaches with your speed advantage?
2 maybe, before the rest are long gone

Even assuming gorrillas have more burst than human.
It's a lot of time wasted killing a running human and it's extra fatigue when he's resisting.

That's a good point, depends if the humans have some sort of rudimentary tools to their disposal in this scenario. I would love to see some sort of deadliest warrior show that would deal with situations like these lol.

You forget a lean human had superior speed on their side and nonbrainlets have strategy.

>brock is a NCAA div1 and UFC champion
>gorilla has never won a title
so you're saying that brock wins hands down?

This, gorillas are literal knuckle draggers, they’re the Homer Simpson of primates.

>superior speed
no you dumbass, a gorilla can sprint faster than a human
our advantage is that we could cover more distance in a day, in short bursts most big animals completely mog us in speed

How the fuck did someone determine that a gorilla can bench 4600 pounds?

Gorillas are such pussies there literally isn’t a statistic for how many people are killed by gorillas per year.

good thing there are 100 fucking brock lesnars, we can afford to sacrifice some

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a gorilla can't just snap a grown man's leg like that the way you dummies seem to believe.

no way a gorilla can bench 4600. that's fucking retarded. to get an actual estimate you would need to choose a different life as well since gorillas have different leverages. they may not be able to bench press very effectively. a gorilla can't deadlift either because there wouldn't be any range of motion.

a good test would be rope climbing with arms only. a gorilla would not be able to climb up a rope with 3,000 pounds attached to it like you stupid fucking niggers may think. a gorilla can weigh about 350. climbing up a rope with even 300lbs attached probably isn't going to happen.

and it's not like a gorilla can't get knocked out. bork laser can break cinder blocks with a solid kick. a gorilla won't know how to defend against decent striking (inb4 it'll just whirlwind it's 5 foot long arms and toss borks like ragdolls).

and then consider the fact that you can have some sneaky borks who come up behind the gorlilas and get a clean shot to the dome and it's lights out.

and if you factor in weapons then it's easymode. bork can pick up rocks for throwing and bashing or even sharpen some good looking sticks into spears.

I don't agree with the speed thing. I guaranty that the gorillas would have us on that. And with regards to the strategy thing I guess that would depend on the scenario of the fight. Is it 100 friends going on a hike together who happen across 10 gorilla bros or are did they sit down and plan to go and fuck up the gorillas shit In an arena of some sort

>is it 100 friendly bork lasers just casually going on a hike together?
no. you get that many borks in one location and it's game time motherfucker.

It's made up, gorillas would actually have incredibly weak benches because they arent designed for pushing/throwing motions

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>you get that many borks in one location and it's game time
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imagine the psychic field generated by that many brock lesnars in one location

shhhh don't question things

you are fucking retarded if you think 100 lesnars can't btfo a bunch of roided monkeys, with just a bit of strategy it wouldn't even be close

you fukkin SHEtard his name is broccoli lesner you fukkin niggerlover

yeh but they'd still beat you in an arm wrestle dumb dumb

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Brocks
the gorillas will fight themselves, so at most they'll have to kill 1 or 2 gorillas

I just meant that the context of the fight would make some sort of difference on who would have the upper hand

very, very carefully

Except gorillas can one hit KO, so no.

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so can brock lesnar. actually brock theoretically only needs to be able to ten hit k/o.

brock bails when ever he gets a little hurt so this doesn't work. 10000 brocks is still just a whole lot of cry babies.

Brock is obviously not a cro-mag.
Talk to me about his forehead.

I think we're all forgetting that this is 100 of the same person, meaning same thoughts and memories. I feel like the 100 Brocks could come up with an effective plan to kill thd gorillas.

yeah, or form a megazord

MAN x 1

vs.

FIRE ANTS x 600

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Does the man have clothes? I'd say if he can tuck the end on his pants in his socks, he can probably squash quite a few ants before he gets fucked. I don't see how he'd survive though

is the ground a flat surface like hardwood floor and does he have flat shoes? can the ants form a megazord?
can 600 fire ant bites even be fatal?

If 9 Brocs hold onto 1 gorilla to slow it down enough so 1 Broc could jam his thumbs into the gorilla’s eye sockets the Brocs might have a chance. 10 Brocs to every 1 gorilla could give Brocs the win.

>can 600 fire ant bites even be fatal?
They will defo make you want to die

>gorillas can bench 4600 lbs

Gorillas are strong but their bones aren’t made of admantium.

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Good in fact case gorilla's get btfo, since they lack the ability to punch and can only flail

The only way they would is if it was an anime and somehow, after a long flashback involving (a deceased) Brock Sr. explaining that he had always believed in his 100 identical sons and in turn this grants them the prowess to execute a simultaneous Brock Diez-nar punch.

>they put a bench with 5000 pounds and told him to try it
>he failed the lift and everybody is laughing now
>"LMAO A GORILLA CAN'T EVEN DO LMAO 5 TONS"
>"p-put 4600 and i bet i can" skwanky muttered

Why not have a 10 Brocks against a single gorilla? I think he'd have a better chance with teamwork as a factor (and assuming the Lesnar team has no self-preservation instinct and some of them are willing to die for the team)

pic related is pretty much how it would go down

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>5000 pounds are 5 tons
(you)

Rogan is OP dumbass

CURVE BALL!!!

The Lessnerai and Gorrilas realize they have much in common and are being tricked into fighting to amuse others.

They form an alliance and turn on Jow Forums.

Can Jow Forums defeat them? Hope you've been lifting boyos.

>"Those who've hit 1/2/3/4 to the front lines. Give them double pre-workout rations. Frauds on the flanks, bloat lords hold the center!"

>"Twinks prepare to run pre-workout and whey to the front lines!"

I don't understand this I've seen videos of dudes benching 1000 lbs+, how come the world record is so low?

I love how the first instinct is that the humans will shit their pants and start crying when shit goes down. How about you look at history. Men are capable of incredible bravery and wonders. It's sad that you aren't even capable of imagining it.

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The gorillas would benefit from the chaos of 100 brocks vs 10 gorillas, but maybe 10 brocks vs 1 gorilla could turn out well if the brocks had a plan beforehand

equipped vs raw

Gorilla's can only squat 1500 lbs

What, is the gorilla star fucking platinum? In the time it takes for the gorilla to swing its arms and damage one brock lesnarn the other nine would crush that bitch.

lesnars

>sacrifice 10 brocks
>sharpen their femurs into spears
>2 armed brocks to stab each gorilla while other brocks tank them out

Brock

Kek

The combined strength of ten Lesnars is probably enough to take down a single gorilla without any equipment. Basically the first Lesnars are fucked, but after that, the Lesnars can just keep using their manpower advantage to eliminate the gorillas one at a time.

the lesnars can probably all talk and negotiate and make up stradegies while the gorillas just attack instinctively. And 100 brocks is just wayy too much. all 100 can probably do wyatever the fuck they want and still beat the gorillas with a bunch of survivors

A ton is 2k pounds user...