Couples only day at gym

This

>implying my gymbros aren't always awaiting my return

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>not bringing a barbell with a wig

Me:
youtu.be/k5UKzYANTjU?t=2m32s

"Hi I'd like to cancel my membership thanks"

“You swim? Wanna see how long I can stay down?” ;)

Why do female-only gyms exist then when they're discriminating against literally half of the population based solely on gender?

No, I prefer to work out alone, sorry.

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>hot chicks can exercise and not get hit on
>fatties feel like they get judged by less than half the people at co-Ed gyms
>trainers are more understanding when you take snaps of yourself working out to post on social media

AAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT A BLONDE FIT QT GF TO BREED WITH

>those flabs of fat around her tops and elbow
wouldnotfuck/10

Fake and gay

based and Katawapilled

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Lol it's extra funny because I can only hold my breath a couple minutes and also that's the max I'd spend on foreplay

say you came with your hand then go jerk yourself off while doing hack squats

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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6 YEARS AGO AAAAAA

>Do this
>Get to gym
>Qt receptionist greets you both with a glowing grin
>"I can't believe you guys are our first gay couple today!"
>Plan backfires
>"Uhh... Heh, yeah, crazy, right? Haha..."
>Qt calls over some of the trainer's
>"Guys, they're gay, so make them feel welcome and make sure no one gives them a hard time :^)"
>You and bro at this point are awkwardly smiling while everyone in the gym is looking at you
>Qt pulls out phone
>"Let me take a picture of you cuties so I can post it on the gyms facebook page!"
>"Heh... O-okay..."
>Awkwardly hold bro around the waist and he puts his arm around your shoulder
>"Awww you guys are just so cute together"
>No free membership
>Do workout
>Everyone thinks you're a homo

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implying you dont like to gobble up sausage like no tomorrow, friendo

This is genius. Thanks Jow Forumslord

No way they can do that.
Tell me this is bait or prove me wrong.

Skipped the gym on purpose today

Ummmmmm asexuals have relationships too ya know

Get off! Nigger!

Some asexuals are aromantic but not all. Asexuals can have boyfriends or girlfriends and so can aromantics. Not all asexuals refrain from sex and not all aromantics refrain from romance.

For you

I'm sorry but there seems to be a misunderstanding. I don't care what the brand of faggotry I temporarily pretend to subscribe to entails as long as it guilts\threatens some underpaid staffer to let me pick up the weights and put them down. Whatever made up gender or whatever you are trying to describe here is completely irrelevant.

in contrast to a normal person, they are truly a miserable existence to be unable to appreciate themselves due to mental issues. the worst is when they have pride in it, it's basically the exact same as fat acceptance.

>he dosent lift with his boyfriend

Get a load of this faggot

>I can only hold my breath a couple minutes
>only
That's pretty damn good actually

Just wait at the door for a single girl to come in and ask to pair up. You could actually snag some poon if you do it right.

Kek

I'm an asexual person that has sexual urges but can't emotionally feel attached to people enough to bother with relationships.

you know what to do OP

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Based

the supreme gentleman himself

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Same with no singles policy in cinemas, it's just a plan to jew more people in, don't bite.

So you're a man?

T-thanks

The only proper response

Dammit Kovalski!