Who else is going to have sex with their gf tonight?

same brah. just gotta power through and enjoy the season

H-haha, y-yeah, totally my man

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this is why i just have a few regular whores. we both know what the deal is, we have a fun time together, sometimes get food and eat. we fuck, we go about our business. no drama

didnt want it to be like this but whatever

tell her its good for her cramps and fuck her

Daily reminder. They were classmates.

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I've never had a gf and since I went down the Catholic rabbit hole I don't think I ever will desu

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Wholesome

if she is on period we usually do anal.
WIN WIN

My gf harasses me for sex multiple times per day, its literally all she cares about and im getting fed up
>Mfw she climbs on top me at 5am waking me from a deep sleep

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not me! haha

not until she finishes her god damn steak

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I wish I could user but just not me. I want love not a warm hole.

Me

She’s on her period and I’m not into that

women dont "love" like men do

>gf

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is this true? can i get a study?

What a gains goblin.

>Not earning your red angel wings.
Never gonna make it.

just google it. ive said that straight up to a few bitches and they smile and display the pussy. they are hornier during their period too

>ex started messaging me on Sunday
>says we should talk so we can get back to feeling normal
>really open up to each other
>she's going through a bad shit
>today try to talk about how it ended and how badly it fucked me up
>tells me she doesn't want to talk about it
>wants to be friends and is dating somebody
>i write a massive rant about how selfish she is, how badly she handled things, how she's a narcissist, how her reasoning for breaking up is dumb and how she ruined the relationship and needs to stop trying to blame me and family issues
>she went from instant replies to nothing
>she has a history of self harm, panic attacks and becoming irrational and dangerous when upset

Happy valentines day stupid cunt

I've never met one who did, so I guess I'll be lonely

seriously lol these people are gay

Don't think so. Decided I'm going to be chaste until marriage. My girl knows wassup too and she says she'll comply but I know she can't resist me filling her up. We haven't fucked since Sunday and I've low-key felt like shit all week, idk if it's bc I've been consistently nutting and now I've stopped or diet or something else. I'm the type who will give in to desires especially when I'm feeling down but idk deep down I'm hopeful I'll power through this

>really open up to each other
you sound like a pussy
>today try to talk about how it ended and how badly it fucked me up
you sound like a pussy
>i write a massive rant about how selfish she is, how badly she handled things, how she's a narcissist, how her reasoning for breaking up is dumb and how she ruined the relationship and needs to stop trying to blame me and family issues
you sound like a massive pussy

gtfo back to r3ddit

FUCK OFF AND DIE NORMALSCUM

Probably not, she is not feeling well today, but we will enjoy a nice cosy evening of reading together with the cats and my kerosene lamps.

congrats you are her emotional tampon. go fuck her friends or something

only tell someone to go back to r*ddit if they have friends irl

>I'm going to be chaste until marriage
>We haven't fucked since Sunday
What? So you aren't even a virgin? What is even the point of this then? And how long is your marriage away?

Already did this morning.

Does my fuckbuddy count? She promised me an oil massage and the whole shebang.

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>She

>she

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Take it from a salty veteran of breakups. None of what you two discussed means anything. You two simply don’t work well together and that all there is to it. The reason you two don’t work doesn’t matter. It ain’t changingZ.

Sounds like you dodged a bullet but at the same time we’re a massive pussy about it. Men ought not be vindictive or passive-aggressive because women are because that’s what they have in their toolbox and You were both.

I actually lost my vcard to her last month but she doesn't know that. I spent all of college wanting to save it and said no to girls who were dtf. She's also very inexperienced and something flipped and I fucked her. Month later, I don't regret it but I can't continue without feeling guilty.

Damn phone posting sucks.

maybe after we get something to eat

r8 my gf

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it truly is, and she can feel everything more

Is it unreasonable or unrealistic for me to want my gf to get off depression meds eventually in order for me to propose?

>depression meds

The writing is on the wall. Get out.

>not having her number blocked
never gonna make it

>takes pictures without regard for environment aesthetics/10
What made you think, 'rotting wood, that will look sexy!'

what is this sad ass shit? you get to have lunch with a ditzy coalburner? who the fuck would want to do do that

I want to have empathy and I do. But I feel like I'm also going to think about her natural feelings and if I'm missing out on the unmedicated her. She's had a fucked up phase consisting of self harm andan abusive ex. Only ever done anything with that one ex tho. Lots of experimenting with pills and drugs, no alcohol. She likes me a lot but I'm afraid is becoming dependent on me for happiness, how do I control this? I don't wanna see her sad but I gotta do me. Might just have to friend zone or something because if I keep fucking and kissing she's gonna be hooked

imagine being this retarded

PFFFFFTTT. BWAHAHAHAHA!! THAT'S SO FUCKING SAD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
HIS SHIRT HAS FUCKING GREASE STAINS!!!
AAAAAAHGGHHHHHHHHHH!!! AHAHAHAHA!
HIS SHIRT IS STRETCHED OUT AND DIRTY!
FUCKAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAGHHHHHHHHH!

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me

delet

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What part of get out don't you understand you stupid fuck?

here. imagine not having someone to love and go out with haha. just picked up flowers for my girl. who here ready for dinner and some nutbusting?

fuck her and dont look down

>drifting in parking lot
I can almost guarantee youre a fucking asian, wear adidas, and go to college

Enjoy a time of torment and no sex, get out before it's to late

>Imagine wasting you precuous bodily fluids on fornication
pathetic.

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wat a beta

What if I told you she's never flipped out on me, doesn't argue, always cooks and cleans, very respectful to everyone, smart, about to start volunteering at a childrens hospital. In my eyes she's just looking for some light in the dark and that's me. Convince me more, I've been conflicted and it's stressing me the fuck out. If I don't figure it out, things will get deeper and effectively worse

Do you want to raise children that have mental disorders?

Obviously not. Idk if her case is genetic or not. She only mentioned an aunt that maybe had something. Should I ask? Also I've been thinking about telling her to get rid of the dab pen. Don't think that productive for either one of us

>being a stubborn fuck and not initiating sex with gf anymore because i feel like a fucking idiot fondling her all the time, trying to get her horny like she's a clapped out car that struggles to start.
>7 days no sex
>cant sleep due to sexual frustration

based

Have you tried talking to her?

no

Nope, I'll be listening to deftones, doing math, and practicing my jutsus user.

Brehs, a tall Tinder thot asked how big I was, and I told her "I'm Frodo Baggins with a footlong" (since I'm 5'7")

She asked what I meant. I'm thinking of just sending an eggplant. What do lads?

Core an egg plant, get an erection, stick your dick in it and then send her a pic of it telling her its strong enough to lift her without assistance.