TFW bad abs inserts

TFW bad abs inserts


Why is my life so fucking bad, why am I cursed at, what's the point of even trying

Aaaaahhh I will die a dyel with ugly abs and virgin

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>38 inch waist
And this is supposed to be acceptable. Jesus Christ.

>Tfw 38 inch waist

Should I just transition now? I think I'm too old to be a convincing trap.

Depends. Are you 5’ 4” and a fatass?

>tfw 5'10, 220lbs, 36.6" waist
>tfw still have visible apollo's belt
>tfw when 10%, have non-zipper 8pack
all this wealth, and i STILL got cucked by my dad's calf genes...
life isnt fair bros, you'll realize this sooner than later

>literally a foot shorter than me
>5 inches more on the waist
>as a woman
Fucking burgers, holy shit.

>4.4kg heavier while 12cm shorter than I am
That's crazy.

>apollo's belt
Adonis belt?

>Adonis belt
Orion's belt?

tfw 4 pack abs..

its the same thing, according to wikipedia, but sure

Gucci belt?

Raikage's belt?

>Raikage’s belt
Bible belt?

You useless idiot. Think of the millions of people throughout the world today in absolute destitution who can only ever hope to just survive. In pain so extreme that you couldn't comprehend. People completely disabled to the point they will never achieve anything in their lives and are restrained to being cared for until they die.

And here's you, some little idiot who cries because his abs don't look good and blames 'genetics' for his laziness. Shut the fuck up and go lift. You'll never achieve anything with this piece of shit attitude.

>bible belt
+4 strength, +4 sta leather belt?

the belt my dad used to beat me with?

>the belt my dad used to beat me with
My mother?

>my mother
My mother (male)?

I would just shoot myself. God I hope I have good ab inserts when I drop this gut. Anythings better than being fat but fuck abs are the gold medal.

>My mother(male)
My mother(nonbinary/xe/xim/identifies as 1983 Fabio Lanzoni)?

LEVEL 18?
Fucking new fags around here.

>My mother(nonbinary/xe/xim/identifies as 1983 Fabio Lanzoni)
Did you just assume my belt size?

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You are thinking of hephaeustus suspenser

The best part is that these same fuckheads that are dooming themselves to diabetes, cancer, and/or some other terminal illness that already eats up billions of tax dollars and hundreds of thousands of man hours are going to just keep draining the system because of their selfish bullshit. THIS is why America can't have universal healthcare - we're already paying out hundreds of billions per year, tens of billions of which is already subsidized, just so fat fucks can hang on and continue draining society.

And you can't tell them no, or you're being a bigot. These scumfucks are going to eat the fucking planet to death.

It's like 10 years old, half the guys on this board couldn't even read when that shit was hot.

>ive been on this website for 13 fucking years
If there's ever some kind of mandatory reading list made for internet culture/history, ventrilo harassment (and using sound boards in general) needs to be on there.

>the internet is now so old there are classics you should be versed in before being taken seriously in shitposting on 4channel
I kinda agree, but I don't know whether to feel old for being around this long or feel happy to see such an integral part of my life developing into such a broad and all encompassing thing with its own fucking history and different cultures.
Probably both.

>implying I know how to read even now

why yes, my mistake

Sorry, bucko.

I want to plow a 5'4" grill with 38" waist.

PROJECTING