What are autistic things you do to find motivation to lift?

What are autistic things you do to find motivation to lift?
>fake Chad tinder profile to see how easy it would be if I were fit

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>bio

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>23

>being this desperate for attention

>IPad

Get me with that screen cap. Fuck user this is dumb.

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CRINGE

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Based bavarian

I imagine im training to be a man in the Phalanx and need to be strong to hold the pike

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>implying men would say no

I have never witnessed something so autistic until now

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Do people find this jaw attractive? It looks comical to me.

Imagine this ugly nigger can get thots like this while many on here look even better and struggle to talk with a thot

Who wouldn't.

pizza delivery lol

Well done user.

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Is the average woman smart enough to notice this is an obvious fake?

Average? Yes. Tinder thots?

based bavarianposter

This. I have been in a relationship for over 10 years now (married, in fact) and thus haven't been in the dating game since before that. I can't even begin to understand the obvious promiscuity women these days promote.. Are they really all that slutty, or am I just being more alert to this now than before?

The ones on tinder who actively use the app are the bottom of the barrel. Actual real life women who aren’t addicted to social media are pretty much the same as ever.

Got any more m8? I’m avin a giggle at this one

The only people having less sex than millenials are gen z. So there is less sex than ever before

>most amount of humans to ever live on the planet at the same time
>least amount of sex to happen ever on the planet
really makes you think brainlet.

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Incredibly based

this is an underrated and incredibly autistic post. good job.

males. The females are fucking a lot with fewer men.

think I could do that if I did a good job on the profile pics, but I can't talk like this on my small ass city.

>reading this on valentine's day
fuck I'm miserable

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gigachad is clearly like 35

Its okay user, having a gf isn't always all its thought to be. My gf is currently mad cause I went to the gym on valentines day. Sometimes I wonder if it wouldn't be better to just go full monk mode

That’s nothing. One of the trash news sites (buzzfeed or vice or something) did one with a model.
Even if they said he had to be home by 10 cos he was on parole for fucking a kid, they were still up for it.

sounds like you are ugly

I matched a girl I've wanted to date for 5 years with this profile. Ready to die

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based beyond belief

>thinking tinder whores are normal women

do you get matches with this profile?

God fucking speed brother

You realize that the average girl uses tinder, right?

fucking hell using bryant on tinder hahahahha

>using bryant
>not offering to give thots the ol beirut triple

I imagine myself in the shoes of Achilles, a spartan or something of the like and train like I need the strength to defeat my opponent.
Gets me motivated beyond belief.

kek

lmao

The 'tism sure did a number on you.

I just think that if i can't become stronger i just have to die, since i'll be useless in my own eyes. In some way i even think that when "i'll make it" i'll receive a Gf, but in reality i purposely move forward my goals to never reach it, since i know i'll be alone till i die.

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Haven't laughed this hard for a while.

i unironically mog this guy lol. never used tinder before tho

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>caring about stats from outside the first world
hello abubu

the child molester one is way better

>i dont rape anymore, its cool

Looks like Chris Pratt and Post Malone had a kid

Literally all single people above the age of 20 I know use tinder or a similar app

Jesus christ user what are you doing with your life

>iPad
based

>"you had me at no ambition"
>now I want to have you on top of me
>"smooth"
>I want to give head to your father
fucking lmao

My entire life I have never had a single issue just going to bars, beaches, etc and picking up women. I don't even lift. I don't even look good. How the fuck is it that there are people who look like Chad Thundercock who are too autistic to pick up girls in real life so they have to use apps like Tinder? I will never fucking understand this. Looking like this you could probably pick up women in line at the goddamn grocery store even, or some bullshit. Isn't tinder dating a bit like gambling? You are looking at hand selected photos of this bitch, that might be photoshopped or might not even be her. She could be a literal lunatic and you wouldn't even know until after she knocked on your door and you let her in your house. Why take the risk? Technology was a mistake.

Damn, where I live almost nobody does. I know only two people that use it, and their friends make fun of them for it

holy fucking shit man, even if you looked like that chad you'd get no pussy speaking to girls like that

Based Manasvi acting like a normal person

if you're not underage you're retarded

lmao he took the incelpill

i bet "david" insulted thousands of women an cherrypicked these few

Chad of Chads
do you actually have a pike?

>there are people who look like Chad Thundercock who are too autistic to pick up girls
you answered your own question.

>Technology was a mistake
i hear ya, Ted. i think being able to swipe through hundreds of images a day gives you the illusion that you're saving time by being efficient.

Someone post the fake child molester profile in this thread please

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Holy shit are you me?

I got your back familia

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also profile

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Thanks have more black girls

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Everything in life is a numbers game. Getting 10 hits over 1000 thots vs getting 1 hit over 1000 thots makes a big difference.

it's strange to think that there are people out there who genuinely think/feel this way.

I need to be better.

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tfw same but different

Lads when we bringing back empires, mentorships, and brotherhood?

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Fuck, this is soul crushing

All of them are ugly though

>What's wrong with being Bavarian
You're basically Swiss.

all the white girls drop numbers for chad, but the brown girl is the exception

really drives you to consider

ANTHEM YOUNG LOVE

Populations naturally peak and stabilise for literally every other living thing on earth, why would humans be any different?

You must be at least 18 to post here.

ur an faget xd

When I realized that I have too many matches who are too far away and I don't really feel like talking about the basic shit about jobs and studies with them I just started spamming them with stuff like "hey cutie, want a spanking?" or "sit on my face".

Then I started doing it to everyone when I realized how well they respond to that.

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The Incels dubbed it "The Atomic Blackpill".

Actually based and toddpilled.
I fucking love this game.

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ugh, I-

mansavi looks p cute for a brownskin