Do you see any loomers in your gym?
Do you see any loomers in your gym?
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This is easily the most punchable of -oomers
These memes are becoming progressively closer to me. I feel like our personalities are converging.
this is the third one today of these I've seen that I completely match STOP STOP STOP
this is rage-lift worthy
>mfw I'm a fucking loomer
It all makes sense now. What do bros.
I usually hate the -oomer memes, but this just hits too close to home, pls delet
New memes for your consideration, /v/:
>That [x] year old Yoomer
>That [x] year old Poomer
>That [x] year old Toomer
>That [x] year old Woomer
>That [x] year old Foomer
>That [x] year old Joomer
>That [x] year old Koomer
>That [x] year old Goomer
Feel free to use any of these, they’re a bit of a work in progress and someone needs to draw them but I’m sure any of these has the potential to be the next Wojak meme.
*Jow Forums
Sorry, I forget where I am sometimes.
How do you escape from this mode
Cringe
Nope. Home gym boomer here.
please die
OMG this is TOTALLY me!!!
Delet now
Hory shet. Schizoid really is genetic
>Doesn't hate self
>Doesn't feel much at all
>tfw paglioomer
what the fuck. I have literally all of this, even the erotomania part
loomers eat onions constantly i can't believe it
Represent!
>despises politics of any kind
>sees the world going in a direction he doesn't like
thinks* he's smarter than others lmao
Literally a hipster without the fashion sense.
Dear Jow Forums user,
for the safety of other users,we recommend that you IMMEDIATELY DELET the picture you just posted.
sincerly,
The delet committee
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
A loomer is just a s o yboy.
post on an anonymous underwater laotian basket weaving forum for your daily does of social interaction and convince yourself that you actually have a big group of friends but you will never met them and will never even know their names.
most of these pictures I can relate to at least a couple of the points but when I meet someone like this I am constantly resisting the urge to punch them in the face.
Maybe someone should make one about a person with excessively violent tendencies
n-no NO im not like that so why is it like an autobio!
Loomer confirmed s o y
>makes picture of vague traits that everyone is self-conscious about
>WOW WTF THIS IS LITERALLY ME
>dead mother
>psychadelics
>hating politics
These aren't all that vague
100% me, even the same hairline
delete this
Work.
Hard.
Literally the only solution.
>t. Loomer
Time to kill myself
They finally made one that hits too close to ignore. This one is it.
what ____oomer would you call the following:
>experimented heavily with psychedelics, now regularly has panic attacks about life being a simulation and theres something deperately important he’s putting off in real life, but cant remember what it is or how to get out of the simulation
>not entirely convinced other people are real
>not entirely convinced he’s real
>realized exactly what went wrong during his childhood to make him such an inhibited self loathing shut-in, still cant figure out how to get over it
>deeply disturbed by the fact that he’s merely a ball of matter that can perceive itself, would love to end the squeamish sensations of life but fear of hell keeps him from killing himself
>hasnt been obese since high school, still feels disgusting
>meta-defeatism
schizo
feelsbadman all 3 of these are me to a T. I want off this ride bros... I'm gonna try and ask a girl out on Monday though so maybe I will escape, or I will spiral further down into the abyss
how to I get hold of psychadelics
Jesus. Everything except the drugs and late mother part fits me to a T.
Fuck you
“schizooomer” nah that doesnt really roll off the tongue
you dont want them
WOW THIS IS LITERALLY ME IM SO MUCH SMARTER THAN OTHERS YOU READ ME LIKE A BOOK LMAO
fuck off with this humble bragging shit and start acting like men you insufferable faggots
>probably inherited his (late) mother's depression
>wont find out because he woudn't take antidepressants either way
>mommy issues
DELETE THIS
I'm about to order a trip to an ayahuasca retreat right now
dnm
Delete this right this fucking instant
Aight loomers and those of you who said you identified with this. Look up Anhedonia. It's not quite depression, which is a type of deep sadness, but rather a *lack of feeling*, good or bad. What that means? You're stuck in a routine or a rut. You're complacent. Maybe you get dopamine kicks from porn/videogames/whatever, but you're realizing that that's not what you actually want.
You probably talk monotone too.
How to fix? Literally start on goals, and start weening off bad circular habits. Make an effort to be slightly more social. And, maybe, just maybe, stop coming back to a Mongolian horseback archery forum where you just endlessly scroll for shit you barely care about.
>Been biting fingernails since i had teeth.
Fuuck. Im always stressed out and thats my go to stress relief
XDDD DELET THIS BOST user
LOL XDDD
THIS HITS TOO CLOSE TO HOME XDDD
upboated
well... that hurt like a son of a bitch.
Is it bad if i get my dopamine fixes from shitposting on an anonymous vietnamese duck racing congregation
I think if I died in my sleep my mom would still suspect I'd committed suicide somehow.
These describe me well unfortunately.
This is a meme post right? There are numerous personality characteristics that could be attributed to a general group of people. Sort of how fortune tellers use cold reading to impute peoples emotions and feelings based on vague and uncertain thoughts. I feel you can only state you have this if you are treated by a train psychiatrist.
please delete. Thank you
well, that's what normally happens. I've known only two people who've died while sleeping. One had technically slipped into a coma, had reduced lung capacity already, and died via lack of oxygen. The other, my aunt, died of an opiod overdose. She got the Rx from a pill farm, and the recommendation to go their from another doctor. Fuck American healthcare, go to Mexico, which is 20-50% US prices
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No they cannot. Literally none of those apply to my normie friends.
"autistic thinking"
What the fuck, this is an almost accurate description of me
wtf? literally me...
also
>stilted speech
what does it mean?
The ride doesn't end like that, friendo.
Wait until they come to you, or don't bother.
exactly. just wait til she asks to meet your friends so you have to block her number
why not
amateurs
I came here to distract myself from the fact that I am alone and that -although being alone is my normal state -the dreariness and patheticness of it is further exacerbated the festive and amorous mood outside due to it being the 14th of February. I did not come here to read my autobiography. Fuck you.
Me. literally all of the following apply. how do I fix? started taking anti-depressants so i've done that much.
Zoomer
fuck, i have all of these. any advice?
>tfw to inteligent
oomer
>not a single *oomer has ever pinned me down accurately
>tfw am i really that fucked?
Send help
You seem to have a bit of "Special Snowflake", bub
delet plz
God, that picture makes me slightly uncomfortable.
What is it called when you use rage as fuel but can't function aswell when not mad?
do something that you would consider bat shit insane once a year considering that that one thing would potentially yield results. Review it all in 2020.
I'm not sure what you have, but it sounds remarkably similar to me, and I'm para-schizophrenic.
Basically exactly the same but instead of thinking i'm a simulation, I 100% know that my life is a rip off of the truman show.
people ignore it if it doesnt fit, 70% will though, to some extent
its like a horoscope, but more specific because you have to havecertain character traits to be here on this website. also this website gives you specific insecurities
maybe but that image could easily fit something like trains bjj or muay thai in his spare time because he enjoys it and it's a good workout
LITERALLY FUCKING ME
>this is the guy complaining about Jow Forums "invasions"
STAHP
I'm this as well. I just cycle between normal mess and a desire to not change, a crippling depression, then pure fucking rage that I use to burn away any aspect of my life that I hate, then slide back into normal mess or depression
>weak ethnic affiliations
Oy vey, are you implying that not having a strong sense of ethnic identity is indicative of a disorder?
Holy fuck this is literally me, except the fingernail part.
What should I do, Jow Forums?
We 21st century schizoid men now boys
So don't call him a skoomer, call him a 21st century schizoid man.
Weird, a lot of these apply to me, but I’m certain no one would associate these traits with my person.
Stop, I don't need this feel
>SPD seems to satisfy this criterion because it is linked to negative outcomes. These include a significantly compromised quality of life, reduced overall functioning even after 15 years, and one of the lowest levels of "life success" of all personality disorders (measured as "status, wealth, and successful relationships").
Punching someone isn't excessively violent you faggot