Develop a gym crush

Because you aren't, user.

Based post-masturbatory poemposter

I'm a 5'5 baby faced stupid fuck with paranoia

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>when your gym crush is a tall thicc amazonian looking girl so you have to make colossal gains so you're bigger than her

user I'm 26 and I live on a farm and deep down I know I moved here because I'm an incel and no one likes me. Honestly if I'm wildly successful as a farmer I'll just kill myself because I gave up long ago and it's so big of an uphill battle from my current mental state to get back to being social and having friends and feeling loved 48% of the time. The way I see it there's success and then the impossibility of having a family.

All I'm saying is do everything you can to not have those thoughts because you'll become more and more attached to them and they'll destroy everything but themselves. Instead of being attached to your self-deprecating bullshit, become attached to a girl. I've had my heart broken to pieces by girls and I prefer that to what I feel every day now, no contest.

t. guy having one of his daily lonely episodes

> i scream and grunt
> shes still looking at me

>both gym crushes at gym
>the less hot one sees you looking at the hotter one
>her concern intensifies

He doesnt grunt on a heavy triple
Not going to make it

Have that with a colleague, despite being in a great relationship. She's super sweet and cute - easily a 9/10 - but really self conscious about the fact she's 4'10, and knowing that does something to me, like I want to take her in my arms and tell her that she's perfect the way she is. I'll happily be chatting away to other equally hot women in the office, but the moment she walks over, my ability to string a coherent sentence together falls by the wayside

those girls only go for twinks or heavily roided dudes, take your pick

lol I love how thots react when you start checking out another girl

we /lit/ now?

Based

Based and Johnny cash if he was an incel pilled

There's a thot that is often there the same times as me, probably the hottest woman I've seen IRL. She was wearing these tights the other night that had a pic related hypnotic pattern.

It's just too much for the mortal man to take.

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That's sounds like horrible fashion

Incel means you want sex and can't get it. Sounds like you're trying to delude yourself into being celibate or "volcel" as the retards like to call themselves.

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>Befriend married co-worker 'cause she's a shut-in and seems lonely and her husband is hardly ever in town
>Get her to come to social outings
>Friends comment on how close we're getting, write it off 'cause she's married and I have no interest
>Been hanging out for about a year
>After going to weekly beer tasting with friends, go to tattoo convention, then to bonfire
>Drop her off for the night, turn to leave
>She says she has some new Japanese whiskey and asks if I want to come in and try it
>I'm drunk enough that I don't see the flag, so I go in
>Sit there sipping whiskey and chatting
>She's getting visibly nervous
>Finish whiskey
>About to get up to leave
>She asks if I'll stay and cuddle
>I have not had sex in five years, I had no consciously acknowledged interest in her, and I know this is wrong
>Immediately erect
Naturally this turned into a sexual relationship. Her husband was cheating on her anyway, so I felt less bad; though still shitty.
She was hot af, tho. God, I miss her. Great sex, great friend, but the friendship did not survive romantic escalation.
It has left me with a permanent tomboy fetish.

Seen her lifting with a few guys that were her height but twink body types. She seems to only hang out with average looking guys but mostly she lifts alone.

Despite this I can't shake the feeling her bf is a giga Chad and they work out separately.

>develop a crush on every woman who exists around me

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There is a cute girl at the gym but she’s my height and wears hipster granny glasses

>tfw 24
>tfw gym crush is younger than me

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This but also end up alienating all of them because you can't stand being around them because all you can think about is how they're fucking someone else and not you

I know it's my own mental illness but it's fucking torture

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stop it user

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I got so horny at the end of my workout I unironically almost considered raping a gym whore on the spot

same

>Not developing a cuckold fetish so you get aroused every time you think of her being rammed by another dude
ngmi

I asked my gym crush for her number today and she was eager to give it. Have faith user

this is a deadvancement strop spreading thiese lies

>haven't seen my crush in 2 months

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>you become obsessed with a gym chick you think is cute
>make massive gains while you imagine your life together
>months go by and you start to realize she’s average as fuck and you could easily do better
>talk yourself out of being a cocky fuck and talk to her now that you’re way more attractive than her
>she has a shit personality and is a power thot
>completely move on and find a new gym crush
The cycle never ends for me fellas

>dating women older than 20
Ishygddt

Checked Devil trips

>get attached to a girl
>expect happiness

Happiness comes from within, you will never find a good partner if you cant be happy without one

based and purplepilled

I entered this threat to simply laugh at you OP.
I have taken the blackpill and its fully digested. My desires for women have shrunken and are disappearing, I can turn the other cheek to choker wearing tiktok art hoes with phat butts and absolute stacies, even when they give me deceptive glances.
Know thyself. Get your appearance PSL-rated and tell yourself everyday that sexuality and intimacy are not intended for you and that if you were meant to partake in those things then you would have by now, eventually you overcome. also going home and having a wank helps.

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>Happiness comes from within, you will never find a good partner if you cant be happy without one
Lies

Pretty fucking lame desu

He's right brah. If you're constantly dissatisfied with what you have, guess what you're hardwiring into your brain? Dissatisfaction that will remain in spite of external circumstances.

Girls can tell this too, insecure man who is unhappy where he is at is one of the biggest turn offs for them, even over looks

Stop watching porn

>her husband was cheating on her anyway
that’s what literally every whore degenerate enough to cheat on their spouse will say user. you get a free pass for being an incel and not knowing but you better break it off soon, destroying a marriage is something no man should do

Based

What's she like?

>gym crush compliments my weight loss and gains
What do?

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I said basically everything I know about her. I go to the Y so there’s a lot of boomers and thots are very rare. She doesn’t seem very thotty so she caught my eye

>wolf whistle at training partner while he's squatting (no homo)
>gym thot in the next rack ahead of us resting between sets of booty deadlifts looks over her shoulder and smiles at me with bedroom eyes
>mfw
In my heart I just want a cute girl who loves me. But my dick can't help but get aroused at the sight of some lustful gym thot in tight pants. Nofap just seems to enhance this feeling. Fuck!

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Compliment her and ask her routine as well?
You're lucky your gym crush talks to you. My gym crush has headphones on 24/7 so there's next to no chance of socializing with her.

It's hard, because she speaks in a language I'm not 100% fluent in. Makes me more shy than my remaining fat desu.

Your genes want to live on.

Tell us what you want to say to her and some kind user will translate it

I speak the bloody language, I just have an accent and sometimes fuck up grammar in a flowing conversation.
But nice suggestion though, most boards would tell me to fuck off.

But yeah, I will compliment her and try to talk to her next time I see her. What's the worst that could happen.

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...and no refunds I guess ?
Which language is that

>headphones on 24/7
That's a long time, are you sure they're not hearing aids?

No lie that's my motivation. My arms are up to 14" and hers are at least 15".

Same here my blackpilled brudda. I'm two months into the /fit life, and seeing good results, which is only making my blackpill resolve even blacker

Based

I know that feel to well... damn you prolactin