/fat/ - PRIVATE PYLE EDITION

>Who is /fat/ for?
For roly poly roundbois who want to better themselves through meaningful hard-work, strategy, and dedication.

>This is not QTDDTOT, ask questions about fat loss, but use that thread for general questions.

>Read the Jow Forums sticky (redundant in that you should have already but it covers all the basics of diet and exercise)
liamrosen.com/fitness.html

>Calculate your Body Fat Percentage
fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-Navy (Gonna need waist/neck measurements)

>Calculate your BMI
nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm

>Calculate your TDEE (Total Daily Energy Expenditure)
sailrabbit.com/bmr/ (complex)
fitnessfrog.com/calculators/tdee-calculator.html (simple)

>Plan your weight loss week by week
losertown.org/eats/cal.php

>Track your calories and macros with MyFitnessPal or Cronometer. Works best on smartphones
myfitnesspal.com (better for packaged food)
cronometer.com (better for generic food/tracking micronutrients)

DO
>count calories, all of them.
>calculate your TDEE at sedentary. It will save you a whole meal's worth of calories.
>buy scales, be accurate in your measurements. autistically accurate.
>learn how to cook and start cooking your own healthy meals. lean protein and green vegetables.
>develop sustainable healthy lifestyle habits
>eat a lot of protein (1g per lb of goal body weight)
>cardio. learn to love walking.
>start lifting weights! fatties have the advantage that they can build muscle while cutting, especially as complete beginners!
>post your height/weight/screenshot of MFP/Cronometer food log when asking for advice

DON'T
>eat refined sugars, they're terrible for you regardless of calorie count
>eat processed foods, or at least try to avoid if possible
>drink your calories. alcohol, soda, hot chocolate, fancy starbucks shit. forget it.
>be a retard

Previous thread:

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i ate some cream cheese that i think has gone off

CONFESS

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*WHOOOOOSH*

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Dueling /fat/ threads, what do?

I ate four chocolates last night for a total of 260 calories. I have nine left so I'm probably going to eat 4 or 5 more after dinner. I didn't buy them but I'm not going to waste them.

OP of the other thread said to use this one.

Reposting in new thread:
Have you guys ever thought about doing DietBet? Not to try to make money, but just to make things a bit more tangible.
Basically, everyone puts $X (varies per game) into a pot, then you have a month to lose 4% of your weight. Photo weigh-ins required so that nobody can cheat.

>Be me (Of course haha)
>Go do Upper day THORSday
>Also Valentines day
>Qt gym thot isn't there today.
>She probably has someone already
>Reps 10% down
>feels bad man
>Realize she doesn't work out Thursdays lol
>Reps back to normal.

I also cleared 1pl8 OHP today. Could use better form tho.

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lads i feel pretty constantly tired behind the eyes while dietting. compared to body tired, i.e. i can workout forever, i just feel like sleeping all the time

will this go away? i can handle it

will eating at maintenance when the diets over make my energy come back? i dont want this forever but i dont want to rely on over-eating to feel energetic

Anyone wanna vent?

I feel like shit about my body and the reality if how fucking fat I am is really starting to set in. I always knew I was chubby but god damn I really am noticing how fucking fat I've become. Please tell me you guys had this moment to and what you did.

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I figured out my TDEE and then measured the correct amounts of food to get under my TDEE and now im losing weight consistently.

Challenges/hurdles:

>Refusing food from family and friends
>Not having a cheat day (leads to cheat days, leads to reversal)
>Knowing what I will be eating tomorrow so there's no doubts in my mind about what is allowed and what isn't.
>Knowing what I will eat today because I knew what I'd eat tomorrow, yesterday.

When I realized I was having trouble putting on my socks because my gut was in the way. I've lost 64 pounds since then and am safely normal weight. Took a year and a half but now I'm going for abs for the first time in my life.

Do you know any good calculators? I've gotten different ranges from all of them. My activity also changes alot so I'm never sure what to put. Good tips though abiut planning.

Congrats user, we can all make it. Got any tips you'd share that you wish you realized when you first started?

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fitnessfrog.com/calculators/tdee-calculator.html (simple)

Works for me. Set it at 0 activity. It's better to underestimate your TDEE rather than overestimate it (when trying to lose weight).

Just ensure you get enough protein in so that you're not losing muscle. Lose fat.

Quit drinking. I got down to 192 and bounced back up to 218 because I was still drinking 3 nights a week. That's why it took a year and a half compared to the 44 pounds I've lost since October when I quit drinking. It was my main gains goblin.

What's the point of TDEE when BMR exists?

Correction I lost 46 pounds since October. Basic mathematics is hard for a brainlet like me.

You can always do BMR and then calculate your exercise. That will be slightly more precise but in the end calculating exercise is all ballpark figures.

Does anyone want motivation?

I needed that at first but now I've got discipline.

I just don't even see the point in subtracting for exercise unless you're out working in the fields all day and then lifting afterwards

I don't think I can do it Jow Forums. I'm just going to be fat forever. I lost some weight (15lbs), then gained it back. Lost my manual labour job and lost muscle. Gained back my weight, then lost a little (4lbs) Only to gain it back with one bad weekend. I can't do it.

And it's not like I have a good enviroment either. Part of what helps you lose weight is building a good enviroment to lose it in. But I can't. I love with fat parents, and a gains goblin of a brother. So I can't even win there.

I'm fat and alone. I couldn't even ask out the girl who I hav a crush on (and is fat as well), who is playing Vidya and getting drunk alone tonight because she's alone.

It's over Jow Forums. Death no longer feels like an obstacle

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I don't even drink as I'm not even 21 yet.

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Some people can eat next to nothing and be fine. Other people need to tailor their eating habits to their activity level otherwise they'll not get enough and lead to them going off the wagon. It just depends on what works for you. In the end you want to be sustainably at a healthy weight no matter the time.

>25% bf on Monday
>Check it today because I feel I've made no progress and have plateaued
>24.6%, all of half a kilo of bodyfat down
I want to switch to a caliper method of measuring bf, but I'm fairly sure I'm too fat for that. Still operating on rolls of fat. I'm going to give it a try anyway.

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Giff me

Nothing to confess. I saw an ad for wendy's doordash and came really close to ordering a baconator. The only thing that stopped me was getting sidetracked by something else. Now I'm thinking clearly again and defrosting my chicken for tonight. I haven't had a burger in ages. Last year sometime in the summer, July maybe.

Based trips, here you go. 5'7 225>160. Still got a little left to go. Started last October

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>haven't had French fries in two months
>decide to have some as part of my CICO today
>they're like the most delicious thing I've ever tasted
Fuck, I was almost hoping that I wouldn't miss them at all.

Don't start when you turn 21. Occasionally having a few drinks is fine but getting drunk 3 nights a week is terrible. Makes you feel like absolute dogshit for the only reason being you feel kind of good for a few hours which you mostly won't remember very well. To put it in context I was drinking 42 beers a week. That's 4620 calories in just beer a week I was gaining a pound and a third just in beer calories a week and I did it for years. Don't make my mistake.

Im about 6'0 and 230 and it says my tdee is 2765 calories even with 0 activity which I guess is nice as I get wiggle room. It seems off though and I never thought It'd be over 2500 at most

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You should have both user

What the fuck just ask her out man

How'd you do it?

I'm afraid of fucking up the group dynamic we have rn. If I ask her out and I'm wrong, I might lose these people. I don't need that

Don't ask her out on Valentine's Day. You'll look desperate. Wait a week and then ask her out but I'm going to call you a pussy if you don't ask her out in a week.

Whoops meant

Guys I'm losing 1-2 lbs a week down to 183.6 from 205. I'm getting frustrated that I'm not losing weight faster. I know I'm losing weight at a decent pace but goddamnit I want it to go down faster.

You lose everything by never taking the risk. Fortune favors the bold.

1-2 pounds a week is a pretty good pace. Be patient. These things take time.

Let’s fucking do this bros

I ate around 1500-1800 for the first half and dropped it to 900-1200 and despite what people say, it didnt have any noticable effects on me. Still went to the gym and walked 2 miles everyday on those calories, did fine. I also literally drank 0 calories. I've always liked water anyway so it wasn't hard, only calories I'd drink were the quarter cups of milk I would have in my cereal, so I guess not literally 0.

However I'm extremely depressed so it's a lot easier for me to eat low calories than it might be for other people.

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Damn looks like you gained weight on that diet my dude.

Hi guys, doctor just told me I'm obese now, wat do?
Also kinda busy running the country into the ground, it's a fulltime job, got to be something easy. Make me great again!

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overate today
gonna try my hardest to eat nothing tommorow

looking good dude

Wall building is great exercise sir

>on OMAD
>feeling fine throughout the morning
>actually eat the meal
>feel sick and nauseous, hungry
Should move the meal to like 6-7pm instead of midday, huh.

Mildly related, every bricklayer and cementer I've known has had a fucked-up back.

Because they're retards
Just a heads up
Remember the group stretch in the morning isn't just for show, it's to burn time, get yourself warmed up, and get loose. Also, lift with your legs etc etc

>tfw live in Southern Louisiana
I swear this place has to be the worst place to be if you want to lose weight.

There is good but very fatty food everywhere you look. Mardi Gras is soon and I can't just go through Mardi Gras and not eat some King Cake and drink. Not to mention is fucking Crawfish season right now too.

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Never gonna make it.

Walk to a different state user, not only will you lose weight but you wont be where you are anymore haha

Dang. I found some in the freezer and now they're in the back of my mind. I haven't had any in a long time either.

Who here puts salt/onions sauce over everything they eat? Staying under TDEE is so easy when you trade eating 10x daily recommend sodium intake.

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>feel sick and nauseous
how much protein in that meal? like a lot with not much fat/carb? cause that'll make your tummy hurt. also, there isnt much you can do about feeling more hungry after, moving it later wont help.

>10x daily recommend sodium intake.

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The ones I had were fairly low cal for one satisfying serving. If you do have it, just include it in your CICO and measure it out.

Not too much of anything in it. Just cheap noodles. Which might explain it.

There you go. I've just ended up on renovation projects myself, there's not too much of a sweat being worked up there.

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ate chocolate fried chicken cookies and a biscuit this morning lmfao. didn't eat lunch or dinner to compensate

>chocolate fried chicken cookies
what did they taste like?

>Haven't had shit for chocolate in weeks
>Get small box of chocolates from family
>Eat one put box away
>Check box, 2 is a serving, not bad eat another
>Put box down
>Look at box
>Chocolates are gone
I fucking hate Russel stover
Yeah I know it's ultimately up to me to stop eating, that's not the hard part when I don't keep sweets around me on the regular but the fucking mouth thing that goes on where you just want to keep eating from the shit they put in them is what pisses me off.

The weirdest thing for me is that, 3 years ago I was like 75kg (5'9). Even at that point I felt fat as fuck. I had love handles, I was still conscious of my man tits but I don't get it because I feel the same size. I look in the mirror now being 88kg or so, and I feel like I look no different. I feel fatter, if that makes sense, and my face is a bit fatter, but that's all I feel. I wish I had photos of my body back then so I could remember what I actually looked like, because I don't think I worry about my weight as much as I should, and so when I do try lose weight, it's always half ass attempts cuz I "look" the same.

chocolate fried chicken cookies

I used to be able to do sit-ups endlessly, now I can't do them without extreme back pain. I hate it.

>reached healthy weight last August
>lost all motivation, barely managed to eat maintenance since then
>disgustingly overeat this last two weeks
I'm scared I'm gonna gain all the weight back, I have no idea how to get motivated again

It’s the chocolate holiday and I haven’t had a single piece! It’s been a while since I’ve felt so proud

Finished off a pack of digestive biscuits in two days

>Reached below 170lbs last week
>Am 6,0ft
>Went up to 173lbs a couple of days ago
FUCK. I'VE BEEN STUCK AROUND THIS WEIGHT FOR TWO FUCKING MONTHS. I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE 160 BY THE END OF MARCH. FUCK MY SHITTY BODY WITH POOR METABOLISM AND FUCK ME. I USED TO DROP 10 POUNDS A MONTH LIKE NOTHING. NOW I CAN BARLEY LOSE 4 POUNDS A MONTH THESE DAYS.

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How long did it take for my fellow /fat/ties to get used to sports again? This is my third day of pretty massive leg pains although they'recertainly feeling better than before.

holy fuck iceberg lettuce tastes like shit by itself
it tricks you by being in salads and burgers but if you try and eat that shit to replace hunger youre gonna have a bad time

nasty shit

I love that savoury shit.
I cut it all out, though, just to lower daily intake by just that little bit more.

it just tastes like water

weight yourself every morning and log whether youre going up

fast if you are, or count calories

shit aint rocket science. see how many brainlets are fit? if brainlets can do it anyone can

uh probably just water weight bro. u sound like a pussy making excuses gtfo with your "poor metabolism" ass

What the fuck is that gif

It's from a Suicide Squad parody youtube thing.

It's amazing how being fat just absolutely WRECKS a man's looks and how others perceive him. If you keep going you will look pretty alpha user.

Alright /fat/, happy Valentines day! I have a story I'm actually hoping somebody calls bullshit on.
>is yesterday
>be me, 27
>be software engineer. used to be a fat shit.
>sw: 240lbs cw: 188lbs. can do 6x5 pull ups and I don't skip leg day. thanks, /fat/
>at local uni promoting company
>my intern, 21, with me, knows everybody, pulls them in for a chat/bullshit/candy
>pulls in another friend, a perfect 10/10 qt3.14, probably also 21
>we chat for 60 seconds, can't remember what about. she has awesome charisma, tho
>wearing TIGHT leggings jesus christ so sweet
>hours later eating lunch with intern
>"hey, do you remember femanon from earlier?"
>of fucking course I do
>"she thought you were looking spiffy today"
>not a pussy nerd anymore, decide to fucking go for it. nothing to lose, tell intern to give her my number, he does
>we text
>talk about lifting
>she's really into it
>sent me gym photos! (will not deliver)
>she's strong af holy shit
>kept chatting, talking about meeting up to learn more about each other
>we're going out for a casual date
>but not for dinner because
>she's on a strict diet because she is a
>COMPETITIVE
>fucking
>BODYBUILDER
>convinced her to come on a date but since I diet pretty strictly too, we would skip the social norms of eating and drinking and just go do some fun shit
This has never happened to me. I haven't been in a relationship since I was 19. I'm a new man. I'm not going to mess this up.

We're all going to make it, boys!

>t. Oneitis
you're gonna get btfo hard kid. and it will either make a man of you or fuck you up for life.

I haven't got a clue. One day I eat 2200 calories and gain 2-3 pounds and am stuck with it. Maybe it is water weight, or I just have to shit earlier in the morning before eating.

Shit I had completely forgotten about fasting. Thank you

You're too cynical. You also missed the
>nothing to lose
bit.

been doing 18:6 IF for two weeks now and kinda scared how fast my body adapted, like I'm not hungry at all even when closing in on the eating window

I AM
IN A WORLD
OF SHIT

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Hows your weight?

Been going strong but caved HARD today
>ate 10 wings and half a pizza in the mourning
>ate a bigass brownie i got from bf
>ate box of choclates, 10 or so in total 200 cals per 2
>ate chinese later, shrimp lo mien and a bit of general zous

Probably 3000+ cals. Ive been doing 1500 cals recently and havnt caved this hard in a long ass time. Bad feeling anons.

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snacked too heavily last night father. had a peach and a bunch of crackers with cheese right before bed

This week has been an absolute wreck for my diet, boys. A friend's birthday and now Valentine's Day has made me go over goal twice. Still technically under maintenance, but I'm sweating it

>not allowed to lose more than their specified threshold or you get disqualified

the fuck out of here with this shit

I'll rock some onion salt on my chicken if I am pan frying or stir frying it. I also finally fucking get it for cooking rice. Instead of water I use broth, beef, vegetable, whatever. I then add in a bit of curry powder and stir it around before turning on the rice cooker. It's basically calorie free flavour and fullness added. Where I would would be content with 3/4 cup of rice normally, I now only have 1/2 cup and it feels like a 3/4 cup. 3/4 cup with that feels like too much now. I am never going back to plain cooked rice again

Whichever one of you fags recommended spicy pickles as a low calorie snack cheers for the recommendation

Bought some artisan pickles from a local place and they are great hunger killers

I feel like the fat just got denser for me. Like the balloon stayed the same size but it's filled with sand in stead of cotton.

I did perfect all day, then right before bed I started eating spoonfuls of peanut butter. like 1k of it.

230lbs

ew

Shit yeah dude, maybe go on a hike or something?

>not leaving yourself calories and a treat at the end of the night because you KNOW youll get cravings at night because you get them EVERY NIGHT

never gonna make it
no forethought

damn man i'm 5'8" and we have the same body type, i look almost exactly like your before pic. i've been feeling like i'll never look good bc i've been this way since i was a kid, but this truly gives me hope. thank you. keep at it bruv and get that depression under control, we're all gonna make it

how many caloreis is cum asking or frtiend

Not much, good source of protein though