Valentine's day. Why are you here?

Played some apex legends, broke 5 days no fap and taking a shit before I shower. Also I’m a big guy.

Wife and I never celebrate Valentine's. We fuck in the morning and go to work like any other day.

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For you.

I hope you wore a swim trunks like all the other fucking douchebags

she's either ugly or cheating on you

>be dating girl casually because I dont really like her
>has nice tiddies and fat ass so theres that
>this retard hurts her leg pretty badly at the beach throwing a fucking frisbee
>dont talk to her that much
>texts me "happy day!" this morning when i get to work
>what the fuck?
>its valentines day, what are you the love grinch?
>"uh..haha"
>tell her ill drop by her house at night
>tells me shes in a lot of pain and shell let me know
>get off work and go for a burger with an old buddy of mine
>texts me asking me how my valentines day is going
>tell her work was a little strenous but having fun atm with my friend
>tell her ill buy some ice cream or some shit and drop by
>tells me her leg is sore and shes full of painkillers and whatever the fuck so shes going to sleep
>had burger with buddy, laugh it off, bought a small icecream and went smoke
>eating chocolate mint ice cream by myself while shitposting before going to bed
thank you, ice cream. you were delicious

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>Broke 5 day nofap

This calls for a round of applause, thots and bros.

I just got back from my day. Went to GFs, got sucked off and came twice then made her cum twice, went for thai food and a beer then we took a nap whilst watching planet earth 2. It was pretty great

Work comes before thots

Valentines day ended 3 hours ago

3 hours left for me :(

Based

Am pooping

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Gay.

fuck you

no u

I don't have my own place so I don't really want to deal with telling a girl I live with my parents. Sucks because they get to live with their parents for as long as they want.

it finished yesterday for me.
i went to the gym with my gf, did legs together and went for a walk outside after legs.
went home and made sweet potato mash, asparagus and lamb cutlets together for dinner.
yes, im bragging.

no homo but ok

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My girlfriend got mad at me for applying to a good job in my field simply because its far away. I asked her to move up with me because she doesn't have a job or any real ties to our hometown. She says i'm selfish but i disagree. idk why i'm posting this here but hey you asked

Thats tough user. I want to try and offer you advice and all that, but honestly if you just want to tell us more we'll be hear to read it. When did this happen? was it today? Does she know you love her still?

you cared enough to "laugh it off" though didn't you?

>on read for 6 hours
Guess i'll just go fuck myself eh

no don't listen to him be my catboy

It wont be homo because I have tits and I am no softboi. weep for me tumblr.

>fucking brutal relationship fucked me up nearly 10 years
>finally get up the courage to pursue something meaningful
>qt smiles at me in line at the grocery deli this past sunday
>make chitchat and decide to put my self out there and ask what she's doing for valentines
>she agrees to a date
>call her later just to make plans and we hit it off and talk for hours and during the week
she cancelled tonight, didn't give a reason. here i am just drinking whiskey hoping she just had cold feet. just wish she'd answer me. just sent her a text saying i'd understand if a first date valentines was too much.

what are you doing, as a girl, on a swiss watchmaker forum? post pics and pay the toll or serve your sentence

>got home
>Poop
>Lift
>painkillers
>Shower
>Sushi
>Sleeping pill
>Shitty Hulu
>Bed

hair only grows back in bald areas if you get a transplant or use a dermaroller.
Frequent masturbation and stress are the top causes of hair loss in men, learn to lower your DHT and cortisol and start using a dermaroller or get a hair transplant.
If you don't do these things prepare to stay inside for a long time.

I hit a diddly PR
The barbelle is the only belle I care about. Also the only one I don't mind putting on more weight

I make time to go on this swiss watchmaker forum because these hot swiss guys keep posting shirtless selfies. Also the shame of not being good enough helps me stay fit. And really, thats why were all here.

if you want to see tits go to this thread, I only post wholesome gifs

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No boyfriend. Or anyone. I lift to ease the depression.

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I thought there would be some funny stuff, and a place to bitch. I'm crushing on an sjw girl right now. I feel like my IQ drops about fifty points around her. I'm gonna man up and tell her how I feel, know she doesn't like me, just wanna get it off my chest and get some time away so we can just be friends afterward, since she's actually a great person when she's not talking about politics.

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no.
we both agree that valentine's day is a fake holiday created to get people to spend money on unnecessary crap.

So inspiring how often TDKR Bane is used in memes.

Do people know that Tom Hardy is 5'9?

Gf had work all day and then class and lives an hour away so we're hanging out tomorrow instead.
>but instead I'm thinking about chaturbate
>last night I encountered an unbelievably gorgeous latina cutie, 22, who joins my stream
>she starts displaying signs of thirst
>I watch her stream and completely disregard my own
>huge tits, wasn't chubby, spoke a little english but not much, Colombian girl
>we find that sending each other lewd gifs is the best way to bypass the language barrier
>I throw some google translate in there
>in private messages she tells me her snapchat
>after much fapping we snap back and forth
>sleep
>she left my last message unread, 12 hours

It was a fun fantasy while it lasted

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Cause I'm a loser who only gets with women who find my possible autism appealing.

I got some Ribeyes on sale though so I'm pretty good rn desu

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okay well fine if you agree to be my catgirl ill poast physique

this time last year, i was cuddling in bed with my then gf watching netflix

we would take turns sleeping on each others chest and would be in full embrace for hours

the sound of her soft breathing and peaceful heart beats

and when she would snuggle up against me and pull my arm over her like a blanket and press her slightly cold nose against my chest

she liked to be rocked too, and would fall asleep with her hand on one pec and her head on the other, while tightly embraced by my arms

she would force her legs between mine for warmth and rub her feet against mine

sometimes at night she would wake up sleeping against my back and crawl over me so that she could nuzzle my chest and fall back asleep

i would often wake up to her forehead pressed against mine, noses touching, her soft breath on my face and neck

sometimes i would wake up with her hugging me tightly from behind, her breath tickling my neck

now i wake up in the cold and dark, my candle extinguished, my emotion quenched

such is life, user

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>reddit spacing
>over-emotional text wall
can you please leave, faggot

Yeah but Bane isnt

not all of us have hunter eyes faggot

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Great stuff friend, where can I subscribe to your blogpost? Tumlbr? Reddit?

regret is the enemy, never regret, kill the regret, eat the regret, dont think on the past like an anime retard its impossible to change only look ahead bigger things will come

Manlet, too scared to shave, but that probably would just make me less appealing.

this. Won't be any different next time either.

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Pretty much this. No one has ever been interested in me, and I've never really been interested in anyone.

I'd rather this than have grils fall for me only for me to screw everything up with my insecurities. Tbh it's better to not experience those feelings at all.

Gf has the flu so its a beat meat and vidya game day

Well, the areas aren't bald at all, but thin and actual doctors told me it would grow back and I've also been noticing “regrowth”.

thats why im telling you to leave faggot

F

gay

Another gay.

>and get some time away so we can just be friends afterward
Lel, what a cuck.

>Gf had work all day and then class and lives an hour away so we're hanging out tomorrow instead.
Another cuck.

Kek.

Based advice.

>the flu

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I'm done with chasing after women, its all so tiresome and they never get easier to deal with

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Because I working abroad being 9.350 km away.

That or she's addicted to cough syrup and throws up normally

wasn't browsing this thread wanting to give out sympathy, but that actually really sucks, bro. Sometimes you can do everything right--take all the risks--and still lose at the last second. damn.
bitchy move to not give a reason. being angry would be justified and might feel better than self-pity.

i think i went from autistic introvert to extrovert in the past few months. I swear girls are more autistic than guys even, they live in this bubble where everything is weird to them if it isn't given the societal stamp of approval. It doesn't even have to be edgy, like "corner stand cup of coffee? I didn't see that in my episode of friends, I need a cup of starbucks!"
Just stop caring about what other people think, chances are they are too stupid to make up their own minds and if you show leadership they will instinctively follow

>playan vidya on mute
>post an shit
>drinkan beer
>eatan chocolate
>listenan to soundgasm.net/u/yourdirtybaby/F4M-I-am-not-that-drunk-Daddy-blow-job-tit-fuck-begging-cum-inside-me-keeping-secrets

What more would I want?

>be me
>be firefighter
>tell them i live in a firehouse
>panties instantly wet
>even though firehouse is basically just a college dorm but with no windows

hmm

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>valentine's day first date
there's your problem you autist

>im actually fine being a beta orbiter

Dude you just like her tits and her face, her personality sucks if you're being honest with yourself

laugh at me all you want i dont care its not like i have anyone to console me anymore or hug me or give me validation or affection

i might as well be laughed at and bullied for expressing my feels

i should just die

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>no gf for years now
> instead for the first time in months enjoy my work after months of technical difficulties

Fuck it I can get a gf later. I'll take this small victory.

>tfw dimples + hunter eyes
Please God I need a break

It's deadlift day

My gf is cleaning her asshole at the moment so I wanted to see how Jow Forums is doin

I can't feel love.

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degenerate sodomite

Ahh I see nothing has changed in my absence

Because I'm a stupid worthless incel loser. Also this day reminds me this time last year when I went to a bar with 4-5 coworkers and one of the female ones who was just a temp employee asked me out of the blue "how does it feel that you're gonna die alone". Obviously I know I'm a weird angry autist but I wasn't gonna take that, so I just said

>it feels pretty good how do you feel about it
>her: no, im not gonna die alone like you
>me: oh see i want to die alone, but you arent even doing this on purpose so how does it feel

then she has the nerve to get angry at me. never insulted her before or anything she just hits me with that

she has the flu and I work tomorrow
a month ago I would’ve had an even worse excuse

>tfw literally 30 years of tfw no gf
someone kys me pleass

Woah that's fucked up mate. Are you sure she wasn't jokingly flirting with you?

bro she was flirting with you retard

showed that roastie

I'm emotionally borked and incapable of dealing with other human beings.
Also realized that I spend most of my time living mostly mindlessly and only on instinct.
Probably has to do with spending a few decades in front of a computer and only working out with minimal interractions wiht people .
As a matter of fact I've always had my nose in a comic or on the net or in the gym and hated people.

Also...spend most of my time thinking about how everything I do can be of some benefit too or can help or impress other people so it's kind of stagnating me as a human being.

Trying to figure out how to be 100% selfish in all ways and take what I want from well anyone and thing without feeling guilty or thinking about consequences or the future.
Kind of hard.

Going to do a ton of gear.
Then get on coke
Then spend my time driving around going from town to town job to job whoring around.
That's what I want to do for the next few years before I kill myself.
Just kidding about the killing myself thing.

did i fuck up? whats a good comeback to "you're gonna die alone" besides "haha i dont care"

Haven't celebrated valentines day since elementary school 2004-5. When kids had to give candy to everyone.

How can that be interpreted as flirting?

going out to the bars with some friends in a bit, its just way to fucking cold out. I wish i just said no thanks

I'm single and drinking a protein shake before bed.