3 years lifting

I'm soft boi at heart but being 6ft 200lb in Mexico serves as a perfect deterrent for trouble.

What's your height?

Like what?

>TFW 5'11/180cm
>Never be able to part time filter faggots to the club with a cool bomber jacket on accentuating your frame while drunk stacies mire you

Fuck and I don't know fight sports either. I'm convinced that if you didn't work part time as a bouncer in your life youre a faggot

Is there any hope , OP?
Even at some second rate poor people's club?

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Once you're a brown belt you're a brown belt. What do you mean by used to be? That's about as retarded as Enson Inoue turning in his black belt to be a brown belt only to put his black belt back on a day later after the BJJ community told him to fuck off with that.

I was a bouncer and then boss told me hey you are big guy and i started steroid so fighting a guy is easy he asked me ig i was gay and no of course not but maybe then i beat his head and i was in good mood

Based strokeposter

>smart
>aren’t concerned with laws

>caring deeply about the law
What a smart goy you are, pal! Keep up the good work!

Say hi to Tyrone on the inside

to play deviled eggvocate, you can be smart but have no sense - there are plenty of wall street level criminals out there, crime is crime, and even smart people do stupid things for various reasons

natty?

>Start approaching, forearms tensed, ready to break a jaw

with that attitude you'll be out of a job by the end of the month.

places that hire bouncers don't want lawsuits and personal injury claims on a daily basis, your job is to make sure disruptive people are escorted off the premises, not to cause serious bodily harm to drunks.

>bouncer tries to kick you out
>stand your ground
>another bouncer starts approaching
>this one is a retard doing some sort of Batman impersonation, tensing irl to make himself look bigger
>realize there are multiple bouncers in the club
>leave

If you don’t practice on a regular basis, your skills go to shit, much more than you’d like. Same as how if you don’t work out for 6 months, your gains go to shit.

I'm 6'0, I've seen chads who are 5'7, 5'8 be absolute units as bouncers. You just have to be really Jow Forums. I mean for fucks sake, I had roasties follow me asking me for his name after work.

Unless you mean small height AND frame in which case you're fucked. The bouncer I'm thinking of was shorter but he had impressive shoulder span.

>not being a career bouncer
>not kicking faggots outta bars till you're 60

Why wouldn't you want to be concerned with laws or morals

You may not get hired as a bouncer because of your frame, but you can still be a great bouncer if you're good with confrontation and charismatic.

Make insecure douches feel like they're not being humiliated when they're getting kicked out or know how to reason with drunks quickly and effectively so they don't make a scene and you're better for business than 90% of giant douches looki g to bust heads. Of course you still want some giant douches just in case

>tfw so pathetic you lie on a vietnamese image posting board
plot twist:

op was the guy who walked away

Wtf are you on about, most ifbb pros are your height or smaller

>If you don’t practice on a regular basis, your skills go to shit
WRONG
you're a white belt not a shitskin belt

most bouncers i see here in nyc are obese 350+ lb negros who couldn't walk 100 yards without huffing and puffing. i could totally see some manlet welter weight who put some time in at a proper boxing or bjj gym make absolute short work of them. just sayin'

Why would you want to be concerned with laws or morals? They only serve to limit you and your capability, user.

>my intellect puts me above you mere mortals, i do not play by your rules
>i am a god to you peasants
>why won't this police officer realize my superiority
>why doesn't the judge understand that my mental capacity cannot be restricted by a jail cell
>how can jerome force me to submit despite my IQ having two digits more than his
>this isn't how it went on rick and morty

You are lying, no actual brown belt would say they "used to be a brownbelt"

>pfft, breaking the law? I’d never do that
>I’m so much more mature than all these reckless children
>I saw a clip of that show Rick and Morty on Facebook, it’s so crude and violent how can people enjoy that
>jeez, all these assholes passing me in the right lane on the freeway. Like I’m going the speed limit, what more do you want?
>I got robbed on the subway but that’s ok, the law will catch up to him eventually
>my fiancé left me last week, said I’m too “boring” like wtf I went roller skating with her less than a month ago
>now she’s with some douchebag coworker of hers, I bet they’re having so much premarital sex, can’t believe I wanted to marry that whore
>we’ve got laws for a reason. I’m not sure what the reason is most of the time, but I’m sure there is one.
Haha I can make straw men too

Except breaking the law gets you in trouble and the things you've posted don't happen to anyone who knows how to carry themselves.

Im not big but you can definitely tell I lift, I think you just get more respect in general

You can get away with anything if you know what you’re doing and don’t act like a shady tweaker. Nothing is illegal if you never get arrested for it.

Based and fucking redpilled

Not if you live in a first world country.

Places have lost their liqour licences and have had to close down because of bouncers hitting the wrong person. Bouncers are brainlets in general.

>make a living by intimidating and handling drunk and high people
>dumb as hell
What a surprise.

You mean a shitty police state?

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>every criminal in the 1st world gets caught
fucking yikes dude

>anything
There are plenty of crimes you just don't get away with.

Yeah if you’re a fuckin idiot lol

Not sure what kind of dream world you live in where the police is at all competent but it ain't this one. Maybe in Europe shit's different I guess but you come off as incredibly naive when you say shit like that.

Police officer, can confirm. Unless someone has thrown their sperm at you or is a known to local intelligence units they hardly ever get caught.

Go a year without training then try rolling with the big guys. Sure you’ll remember fast but the first month is going to be rough. Best just to not fall off the horse

My dad makes moonshine and sells it to cops and that’s technically illegal. Hell a prostitute is more likely to fuck a cop then get arrested by one. Acting like laws are a big deal, or guarenteed trouble is just how suburban soccer moms scare their kids from doing graffiti

>currently working as a bouncer while getting my bachelor's degree.
>Kicking out frat stars left and right
>getting hit on by chicks all night
>talk shit and have a couple cold ones with the co-workers afterwards.
>Life is good

I'm pretty tall so dudes usually get a little uncomfortable if I stand up right in front of them and look down at them.

Say hi to jamal and your wife's son

This. This fucking retard is doing nothing but opening his employer to lawsuits and himself to prosecution, and that's if he doesn't assault an actual criminal who'll come back and kill him.

I think any incel staring at you is going to make ypu uncomfortable user

Bouncer is a good job if you’re like 21-25 to meet sloots. After that it’s sad and also a gains killer cause old guys need sleep.

underrated