>Get sti test done just to be sure I’m good.
>I’m clean
>few days later I get head from a 6/10 tinder thotie
>week later she messages me saying she’s got Chlamydia
>start to notice my dick is really red and sore
>start having milky discharge
>oh shit
>decide to dip my cock into hand sanitiser
>symptoms are gone
>get another sti test done
>I’m still clean
Did I just trick myself into believing that I had symptoms or did the hand sanitser trick work?
The only sex you should be having is after you marry your cute gf with her. Anything else is sex outside wedlock and is degenerate af
this
if it worked it worked, don't question and thank your brain/god
I hope no one falls for this terrible bait.
OP, you should feel bad
What? Why would you not want to have sex?
Why the fuck are there Mormons on Jow Forums?
Even though it seems like cringe advice this actually should be seriously considered now that STIs are becoming more viral and aggressive. STI rates are on the rise too despite all the protection and screening out there. Using Tinder should be considered no different to playing a game of dick rotting minesweeper now tbqh
>why do people have standards
Go back to the brothel from whence ye came and never come back
I’m not baiting
So your standards are waiting for an arbitrary event to have sex with "the one" and not having them somehow means you fuck prostitutes for whatever reason. That sounds absolutely pointless and retarded. Sex isn't a bad thing you dumbass.
>yes, goy, sex is good! Go out and fuck as many whores as you can!
So we should stop doing something natural, enjoyable and healthy that we've been doing for millions of years because a religious organisation that's slowly becoming obsolete tells us so? Sounds like you're the "goy".
If i had photoshopping skills I'd expand the guys face and put the "if only you knew how bad things really are" but I don't ...
>fucked 4 different drug addicted whores raw, creampies for days
>no symptoms, cock is rejuvenated and silky smooth feeling after each load i pump deep into a skank whore
Nice try, satanspawn
Maybe the religious organisation is actually a ritualized expression of the customs that are conductive of healthy individuals and societies?
WHy is natural good?
People used to live in mud huts and that sucks
Why do you hate progress?
becoming a monk isnt progress, youre a literal incel
Sex doesn't suck though and if you're not a retard it isn't dangerous.
I couldn't get it up when I fugged a big tiddy goth qt for the first time. Feelsbadman.
>all the protection
What protection, tinder thots rarely ask for condoms
youve been looking at porn too much
keep fucking you'll get over it, i had the same issue
Kek try never
Can you describe what your discharge looks like exactly ? Is yours like white foam ? Trying to figure out if i caught it too.
Sometimes you'll be exposed to thot bacteria that irritates, and causes a local infection, or mild itching. It was nice of her to let you know. Sounds like you had some symptoms, but it wasn't chlamydia. Don't credit the hand sanitizer, and don't do that shit again. Good job on the bj.
>be degenerate
>recieve punishment
Why are there so many of these threads? Is it crypto-Christian posting?
In every relationship that I'm in that gets serious I go off sex, I can't put my finger on why, I guess it's just boring. I enjoy it when I'm doing it but it seems such an effort when I can just have a quick fap and be done with it.
Women get so pissed off when you don't initiate sex or worse turn them down
white foam??? no its a cloudy liquid
Same issue here. Not sure what it is. It's happened enough times that I'm wondering if it's biological or if I'm mentally fucked.
I actually dread her asking me because I cannot deal with the meltdown. I don't really seek it require any affection myself so it's hard to empathise what they get so worked up about
Totally relate to you dude.
Things are winding down in my relationship. Trying to figure out if I should give it another chance or prepare my body to slay thots all summer. Could be a testosterone fluctuation thing.
Mine definitely isn't, I think I might have adhd and that could be linked. I literally get bored of everything, never complete vidya or tv series despite being super into them at the start
>tfw got herpes my first time
>remember when i told you that my period was a week late?
>teehee i just realized I checked wrong, it actually came right on time
>you looked so scared though aww
fuck casual sex I'd rather jerk off jesus
>There are people banging Tinder thots without using a condom
You might as well just get "I LOVE STIs" on your forehead. Don't be silly, wrap your fucking willy you shitheads
>inb4 I can't feel anything when using condoms
>Good job on the bj
is that supposed to be an accomplishment?
Were you retarded enough to fuck a Tinder whore without a condom?
>more sex with more people is better
You're not very wise, nor educated.
>arbitrary event
>making a sacred promise to another person that you'll never leave her, that you'll cherish her, and that you'll raise children together
>arbitrary event
You're either a dude raised by hateful atheists and brainwashed, or a soulless man.
Are you Asian?
>sex
>healthy
All things in moderation.
Jesus, you're really uneducated about this. This is why kids shouldn't have sex, both uneducated and immature.
Ask yourself. Is EVERYONE ELSE wrong, or are you maybe, just maybe, a bit in the wrong?
You're a skilled russian roulette player.
Keep playing.
FPBP
condoms dont protect to 100% against hpv only way to prevent sti is NOT FUKING tinder thots
You're retarded to have fucked her without a condom and you deserved the scare.
I am seriously considering screencapping these threads if my future daughter ever tells me she tries online dating. All you think of these women is that they're whores and girls never see it (the dumbasses think they're empowered) because you all just tell each other and not them because you're all user.
>Muh marriage is a sacred bond maymay
Enjoy your crushing divorce bro
I’m so tired of the kikes on this board.
We're talking about tinder whores.
Women on tinder are whores, that's pretty much a fact as true as the sun rising up in the morning.
Most women are actually not on tinder.
I have a wife, I hang out in intellectual circles, traditional circles, a LOT of women are perfectly fine and not whores. It's just that they're not very noisy.
It's a thread about sex, we talk mostly about women we had sex with.
The probability we had sex with whores is obviously higher than with good women.
Thus we talk about whores all the time.
>Most women are actually not on tinder.
Oh boy. He thinks dating apps haven't become ubiquitous among zoomers. The reverse is actually true; cold approaching girls or coming onto a friend/at a hobby is thought of as weird now.
>you shouldn't invest yourself in anything because there is a chance of failure
No wonder you're a fucking depressed doomer.
A riskless life is no life at all.
I was like you a decade ago, I matured, don't worry, life doesn't have to be that dark.
>dip my cock into hand sanitiser
You did what? the fuck
>cold approaching girls or coming onto a friend/at a hobby is thought of as weird now.
You're hanging out with very young people or in retarded circles then.
This is not the case once people are adults and have an IQ above 100.
No you fucktard, standards mean not fucking every thoth from tinder that is down to fuck.
Get some balls you thirsty beta
Condoms hurt my peepee, also I can't cum inside the girl and give her bastard children so that's not fun
Let's just ignore the fact that you call these women whores but you lower yourself so as to fuck them, enabling them. The buck stops with you. For every girl you ghost, you have her going 'I don't know what I'm doing wrong, I gave him sex :(' to her friends and them enabling them, because women talk to women. You're as responsible for whores as actual whores. It takes two to tango.
>dipped dick in hand sanitizer to slaughter the chlamydia
savage op 10/10
>Let's just ignore the fact that you call these women whores but you lower yourself so as to fuck them, enabling them
I don't actually, I have a wife and don't fuck whores.
The only thing whores get from me is a disapproval fatherly stare and advice if they ask for it.
>what? Why would you not want to have cake for every meal?
Better to have shot and missed than to have never taken the shot.
>Natural and healthy
>Resulting is STIs
Nah bitch
Nature itself punishes for promiscuity
Degeneracy=disease
Stop falling for the Normalfag NPC programming where sex is the goal of life and some recreation activity
You gotta adapt if you wanna survive in the jungle
How long before you tell your GF that you love her, Jow Forums?
We've been together almost 4 months, but have known each other for over 10 years. It's probably one of the best, if not the best relationship I've ever been in.
She gave me a picture of the two of us together for Valentine's Day and I have it sitting here at my desk at work. I can't stop looking at it and smiling.
I've never confessed my love to a woman in my entire life and so feel a little apprehensive. Do you guys wait until she says it first or do you just go for it?
Any advice or personal stories are appreciated.
I'm counter culture on that, but let me tell you how I roll.
I've been with my wife for 9 years now.
I never tell her that I love her. Never.
She knows that I don't say that kind of thing, and she does not mind.
Why?
Because I act it out.
If I show her that I love her, if she doesn't have the shadow of a doubt that I love her, I have no need to say it to her.
Love is a very complicated word and has been very abused in the recent decades.
When people say love, you have to interpret with your own tool kit to determine what they say. There are a lot of different types of love.
Two people you are full of passion together and fuck all day long can "love" each others, but it's very different from a couple that has been together for 40 years and still "love" each others. I love my family, my friends, I love a lot of things, and I never tell it, it is not useful.
Have you ever told your brother that you loved him? Of course not, that's gay.
Nevertheless, he knows.
Your friend knows.
Your dog knows.
Why should you tell your wife that you love her? Do you think you don't show it? Do you think she doesn't feel it? There is a problem then.
I don't tell my wife that I love her. She feels it every day through my actions.
You know a tree by its fruits, not its trunk.
You know a man by his actions, not his words.
So what would do if I were in your situation, is that I would straightforwardly say to her
>Just do you know, I don't want you to torment yourself by asking yourself the question day and night, but I don't tell people how I feel about them. I don't tell them that I hate or love them. You won't hear me say to you that I love you. I act it out. Feel it through my acts.
That being said, you could, and maybe should, tell her what you just said to us, that you spent the day at work looking at the picture of the two of you together, and that you smiled like a kid all day. That's love too.
It's even sweeter and more based in reality than a mere "i love you".
Jerk off first then think about it. I would only tell her you love her if you could only love her on a intellectual and emotional level only. If you can’t love her without physical contact it’s probably lust.
And if you still love her and you have lived through some difficult moments together then you should be right to tell her. You’ll know when its the right moment (unless you’re an autisic fuck)
That picture is terrifying.
Women doing athleticism and especially pole vaulting have fantastic bodies.
I feel you. That's how I am with my family. We almost never mention love because it's implied. Only if we know we're not going to see each other for months is when we say "I love you".
I do say it sometimes, and I have told my brother I loved him before, but maybe only once or twice the entire time we've been alive. My sisters slightly more. My parents a little more, and my dog almost every fucking day, lol.
I feel like I am the person who would want to say it to my girlfriend if it got to that point. I'm not a mushy faggot, but I am capable of talking about my emotions, and do it pretty often. My friends treat my as the group psychologist because of this.
Maybe I will hold off until she says it first at least. If I show it through my actions first (which I already am), she'll probably blurt it out at some point or another.
It doesn't matter how horny I am, I still feel it. Even times where I have a cold sore or she's on her period, we still can't help but spend as much time with each other as possible. It's definitely not just about the sex. Even though the sex is absolutely incredible.
We've only been through one "difficult" moment so far, so we might not be as far along as we should be. So you may be right on that front.
Indeed.