Banned from gym

You knew when you posted this you would be asked to post the story. Here's your fucking (You). You got your attention, now tell us what autistic shit you did.

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user..

That's not even that bad, a mans gotta do whats natural, I'm on your side in this. How did you get caught though?

Well if staff knew half the shit going on between old gay men in the showers lmao

ive never NOT jacked off in the gym shower. After a great workout, on 1g of test a week, I'd be crazy not to rub courtesy shampoo on my butt and chest in circles and milk my cock

How did that happen?

How the fuck do you get caught jerking off in the shower?

>How did you get caught though?

THIS is what we need to know OP.

Unless you were really loud how the hell did you get caught

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>be just now, raining
>wore my hoodie for the walk inside from the car park
>I Don't normally train with a hoodie so I took it off and put it in the open pigeon-hole shelving by the door to the weights room, gym bag on the floor
>went on with my back workout no issues
>some roastie comes into the gym part way through my workout
>physical trainer arrives with some old dude, his client I presume
>I finish workout and go to the pigeon-hole shelf to get my hoodie and leave
>there are now two identical black hoodies and I can't remember which one was mine
>I stood there thinking, kinda looked left and right to see if I could do this unnoticed
>pick up one of the hoodies and smell the interior
>smells like shitty perfume, not mine
>hear from behind - what are you doing?
>me: sorry I thought this was mine
>Roastie: you were taking my clothes and smelling them
>me: yes because I recognise my own scent and there's no name and they look the same
>trainer pauses session with client to intervene
>T: why were you taking her clothes and smelling them
>me: bc my hoodie looks the same
>R: but that doesn't mean you have any right to touch my clothes and SNIFF them
>T: we have a zero tolerance policy for unacceptable behavior here
>Me: I just want my fucking hoodie
>T: I suggest you leave now and we will decide whether or not to revoke your membership
>snatch hoodie and storm out of gym to my car
>fuck them I'll find another gym
>floor it home, skidding everywhere on the wet road
>get into my room to post on Jow Forums
>I LEFT MY FUCKING GYM BAG THERE!!!

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Other Cunt hijacked my thread. I'm actual OP and I'm serious like I did nothing wrong.

You're a fucking retard if you let them cancel your membership over this.

You're a paying customer and they can get bent, they hold no power over you. Go back and if anybody says anything, stand your goddamn ground and walk out if they make the issue continue. Go somewhere not completely fucking retarded

next time you should probably just lick the armpits instead like a normal person

you live in the Antelope Valley user. i know who you are.

>op steels the story of that guy masturbating in his shorts and getting caught by the security camera for (you)s

fucks sake, op

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What kind of autist lets people talk to them this way? You should have been visibly affronted at the accusation like a normal person going about his own business but instead you let them call you a creep and treat you like one. I'm sorry user but this one is on you.

>wearing same hoodie as a girl
>not just asking the people around you whose hoodie that is
>not chatting up the grill because you got the same hoodie

Lmao OP, you could've made a friend here and instead got kicked from the gym. What the fuck man why would you smell a hoodie to see if it's yours? How fucking stinky are your clothes anyway? Mine just smell like a bit of laundry detergent..

Maybe his gym has no shower stalls.

>Didn't just check the size of the hoody

should have taken them to anal town desu

He fixed shit thread

>he couldn’t tell them apart by size because he is a skinny manlet

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Be more assertive next time. You should’ve put the whore in her place.

big deal i've whacked off in the steam room before

What, the gym isnt a union, they can revoke your membership for anything

Okay now I'm permabanned from the gym and all other gyms of that franchise.

>read (you)s roasting me and calling me a pussy
>take 2 scoops of pre and a big gulp of absolut vodka
>drive back to gym
>storm through into weight room
>yessgymbagisstillthere.png
>roastie is gone so I find that trainer
>he's behind the reception desk on a break from being an asshole
>bang the glass with my open hand and he looks up
>I remember the trick where you look in-between their eyes and they think it's eye contact so I maintain spaghetti and yell
>me: Oi I don't appreciate the way you fucking handled that situation, come out behind the fucking glass and we'll talk
>T: I can't hear you buddy the glass is thick and I'm on my break
>I press my face into the little hole in the glass where you reach through and scan your card and repeat what I said
>now he's laughing at me and just sipping a fucking shake
>people in the foyer are now looking at me
>I try to pry open the sliding window but you can only open it from the inside
>trainer shuts the metal rollers on me whilst still laughing at me and texting someone
>management comes out from the back office by the indoor basketball court
>some balding dyel boomer in a polo
>tells me if I come back here or another franchise he will call the cops

Fuck you Jow Forums telling me to stand up for myself fucking got me nowhere

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I'm on your side, op. Tell us what faggot franchise it is so we don't go there.

Now go to HQ and stand up for yourself you manlet.
report back.

Anytime fitness. It's a 24hr gym but has trainers there during the day.
On hold with their HQ line at the moment.

user, where do you think we are...

There's no way you're getting out of this one, OP. There's no way that didn't look like you were a creeper.

So you drunkenly and aggressively tried to confront one of their employees over a non issue and you think they are in the wrong?

Yep, I know them. Fuck em. Pack of cunts.

Anytime fitness is full of dyels and light weights. Where do you live user? We need to report you to the gymthority bitch.

Wait for the trainer outside and handle your business, pussy.

If this story isn't bullshit (and it sounds like it is a bit), there should be evidence to back it, e.g. video evidence of the two hoodies and how similar they look. This is something you write to corporate about in a polite letter that questions why you were treated so rudely. You should expect something free out of this.

Are people actually this low IQ to do something like this? Are you a fucking child? If you're not going into it polite, you're just showing that you're a GED no-mental-ability dude who they don't have to worry about if they want to fuck with.

You acted like an animal and deserved to be banned. Why would they want to risk letting a shirt-sniffing psycho like you in?

was it a communal shower?

fuck off you little tease

Did you at least finish?

You should've send them OFF TO ANAL TOWN

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>something like this happened to me too
>be me, weightlifter, look like pic related
>gym has this one thing where you can sign up to work out once there before you buy a subscription, a trial workout,if you will
>arrive at the new gym
>new gym has no bumper plates
>proceed to clean and jerk with regular metal plates
>lift 3 plates off the ground
>while trying to get the bar up some skinnyfatfagwithsupertightshorts comes near me and starts telling me how I am not allowed to lift that much because if i drop it d be too loud for the others
>tell him to fuck off
>shitface gets in my face and tells me to stop
>get the bar up
>yell CATCH
>throw 140kgs on his arms
>he actually tries to hold the bar and falls down with it face first
>he doesnt get up
>dude seems seriously hurt
>look around nobody here in this part of gym
>get my gym bag and get the fuck out
>never come back

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Lmao u killed a dude

he was fit for an autopsy after i dropped that shit on him

HAHAHAHAHAHA you fucking loser

Should have looked at the label for your size.

This obviously isn't op you fucking brainlets

Twink confirmed. Stay small loser. And quit sniffing clothes at the gym. I let the ladies sniff me.

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I really hope this story is true

Each franchise varies wildly by location (which is nice). A lot of them by me cater to old people and a packed with cardio equipment, I went to a small one in NC while on business and it had 8 fucking power cages and Olympic weights. Staff do not give a fuck about anything at mine, and never even asked me to get off equipment when they were with clients. Where do you live? Maybe you're just surrounded by cunts.

should have just asked her which hoodie was hers u tool

>he doesnt get up

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woah

weakling

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user I...

OP here wrapping up this bullshit.
I talked to management, threatened them with a lawsuit and they didn't back down. Said that they had all the security footage and would take it not only to the police but to civil court also. I don't have the money to waste on lawyers and shit so I'm joining a different gym. Fuck em

whoah xD that is WILD user! how could you do something so CRAZY and EPIC a the same time? I totally believe this story and that you didn't just make it up to look cool on an online lifting forum!

Put me in the screenshot brah!

blow up the place

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plot twist: he was in front of the ladies' showers, not even inside

user is a lady

Why we're they watching you shower? Sue them.

Holy based

i wish it were true but we don't live in that world

>it just looked way worse than it was.
How can jerking off in the gym shower look good in any way?

>Anytime fitness.
Typical. Trash gym, trash employees. Never go to an Anytime fitness or a 24hour Fitness. Shitty employees make for a bad experience every time.
>Maybe you're just surrounded by cunts.
Maybe he is, but the franchise shouldn't hire useless cunts.

Which location? Wanna tell my bros to stay away or call to complain about it

i am gonna have a friend check that gym for bloodstains and find out if there is any footage of the incident, until then, you still live in my world

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if it's on camera then you have proof no? or you'd rather not be fucking around in court?

Fucking manlets when will they learn

OP back for one final update. They still had my gym bag so I came back round when the gym was unmanned (Anytime Fitness).

I hung around outside to make sure no one was there and wore a disguise (Venom mask from Halloween) just in case they decided to check the cameras.

I got in and my bag wasn’t where I left it, I looked around for ages until I noticed it in the office (glass door, everything is made of glass in this shitty chain).

At this point I thought “fuck it” and just put a dumbbell through the door and grabbed my bag, only problem was I turned around and there was some dumbstruck nigger manlet in the lobby/reception who had just walked in.

I booked it out at this point, I had the mask on I should be okay? They can’t prove shit.

>they can't prove shit
we don't live in a fucking comic book user, mask hid your face but if they probably knew it was your bag

Are you the wacking it guy or the hoodie sniffing guy?

should have said you were gay and you gonna sue for suggesting you snif females

Fuck you man you're not OP you're not me fucking cunts hijacking my thread. Fuck off with your dumb shit let the thread die fuck you. I got my gym bag when I returned the second time.

you were jerking to dudes sides or womens sides?

t. Virgin

I also grabbed someone’s house keys and a cardboard cut out of some buff female bodybuilder they had so they wouldn’t know it was me.

>the vast majority of fit thinks it's normal to sniff people's clothes to determine if they're yours

This is a new low

Why didn’t you just use the gym gloryhole? We don’t bite

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Do you know a better way?

FUKCING ASK AROUND FREAKAZOID

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>not being able to recognize a hoodie you own from another similar hoodie via sight alone

am i suppose to buy this? i could recognize my hoodie even if the exact same brand/size was next to it, do you not automatically memorize every imperfection in everything you own? how do you brainlets function in the world?

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no you didn't

HOOD SNIFFER

>He's the same size as a girl

based

Wtf? Fuck them, there's literally nothing wrong with jerking off and mirin some bros,

there it is

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