I wish I lived in viking times

I wish I lived in viking times
> live in small villege in skyrim where everyone belongs
> sail on longships with childhood friends
> raid cities and take whatever you want
> hungry? take it by force
> lonely and not good with women? just capture some slaves and pick out the prettiest as your own
Too bad it's 2018

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you can still take warbrides if you visit uganda

What makes you think YOU'D be the one raiding villages or rich enough to own sex slaves? You'd probably die of illness or murder by the age of 11. The vikings of then are the athletes and chads of today. Your position in the hierarchy wouldn't magically change.

>small villege in skyrim
I can already tell you'll be low on the chain.

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Another retard romanticizing things he has no knowledge of and who is too stupid to think for a second and realize how wrong he is.

Mine is always to be like a blacksmith or loyal servant to a good and honorable king and his family.

Just want some community/tribe to work for, I want to do my part for my group, and them all do their part for the group the best they can.

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Stopped reading at
>Too bad it's 2018

>> lonely and not good with women? just capture some slaves and pick out the prettiest as your own

I'd treat her very nicely and try to give her the most comfortable life I could.

What makes you think you gonna return from raid?

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>die in childbirth
>die of easily prevented infection in childhood
>get appendicitis, die because no surgeries
>bitten by snake or spider, die
>break arm, useless as warrior, die
>harsh winter and no food, die
>murdered by other pillagers
>die of a million different things that are easily prevented in 2018
Yeah nah life is great now

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That may be good if I can do anything I want. but what if others can do the same to me?

>die in childbirth
yeah you've convinced me.

Yeah. Like dumbasses being nostalgic about the 60s or 70s or even 80s when you could afford a small apartment on minimum wage and didn't need a mortgage for higher education. Oh wait

> all these possible deaths for useless robots
It's far worse now. Times of struggle make people strong. More chads

> sleep at night without endless noises from cities
> no commutes for work
> tighter communities
> more self reliance
> not as many restrictions unless your king or lord was a massive douche
> even if he was a douche you could flee without GPS, drones, and other technologies to track you down.

>b-but you could die!
Literally so what, you can die in 2018 too retard
Life isn't about living longest dumbass

>WeKangz
Literally kys

This
>going around your shit? step on a random broken-off arrowhead, get cursed by hte Gods (aka tetanus) to die one of the most torturous deaths known to man
>want to grow old? better do all your eating before 45 because by hten you won't have a single tooth left
Could go on but whatever

For anyone else wondering:
Thea Sofie Loch Naess, from The Last King
Legal at the time of filming this
No nudes

>small village
>literally doesn't realize that he'd all he would get to do is push a cart and plow in a field until he dies at 20

Honestly America in the 1950s was better(excluding the whole nuclear Armageddon thing).

lmao just move to an islamic country.

Or you'd end up like 80% of the Nordic population
>Live in small village
>Farm
>Maybe hunt a little Jarl permitting
>Get raided by other Scandinavians once in a blue moon
>Winter hits
>Huddle down and try not to freeze to death for like 5 months
>Count the dead
>Maybe get called to raid if they're desperate for people
>Rinse and repeat

You are also well aware that Vikings had strict codes and rules they had to adhere to in terms of raiding, fighting, and pillaging right? That 9/10 times they were attacking each other until they discovered France. That getting a wife was actually a simple act of bribing her father.

I agree with you for the most part, but tooth decay is caused by sugar consumption, something the Vikings didn't have.