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Genuine thoughts on this?

Draw your own life

Henlo annos i'm poor and i live in a theirworld country (no paypal) all my online friends (the only friends i have)...

I need small amount of my blood. What's the best way of cutting my finger?

Do you find women with short hair unattractive?

Is cumming on your pants(underwear)and wearing it the next day to school disgusting?

Found out boyfriend got a Christmas present for a new friend of his

Jow Forums Secret Santa 2018 #37

Join normalfaggot d*scord server

Music thread? Music thread

Give me the most plausible reason for hating lolicon,or I'll take your soul

TFW I will NEVER wake her up by cumming on her face

Reminder that this is what happens when you follow normie advice

What would you say if someone had 20 puppies

You can't find her, so stop searching. Just get a "practice gf" and keep her forever...

Jow Forums gets Jow Forums

This will always be true

Good job Jow Forums. Objective research has shown that you are the 4th least normie board on Jow Forums(nel)

This faggot kills cats now

Just take the plunge

Why are women uncomfortable being around you?

How can you robots be lonely?

How on Earth are people maintaining even a quantum of happiness?

Did Femanons ever get bullied by Stacy? Did it turn you on?

How to know if your handsome or uggo?

What do Mexican/latino boys like?

Thursday night /aus/ thread - i have completely given up edition

Girl at party asks for my snapchat

How the fuck can you ask out woman when you are essentially just asking for sex...

Tfw dad said he would rather see me die than transition

Why do you think you even deserve a girIfriend?

Legit want to fucking shoot myself rn lads

Would you date a female that is built like this? Asking for a friend

Sum up the wisdom of Sam Hyde, Varg Vikernes, and Martin Shkreli

I don't even want to have sex anymore, I just want to cuddle with a girl that likes me

Antidepressants and shit

I like a guy thats straightforward with me. No sugarcoating, no beating around the bush, none of that...

Post pictures that make you suicidal. please

The smell of pussy

Tfw i look like a completely different person without makeup

What if a cute girl was deeply in love and obsessed with you, so she destroyed both of your legs and blinded you...

Ywn have this waiting for you back after a long trip

Warning to 2Dfags

I've decided to join a boxing club...

Would you date a mentally unstable girl who was completely obsessed with and in love with you?

The only solution is to just shun all human culture and focus on your career. Make money not for consumerist purposes...

I deserve a girl friend

If you don't like Latinas, you are probably a homosexual that faps to tranny porn

Avoid eye-contact

Is it possible to spot a future school shooter from just a casual picture taken when the teacher took the class out in...

Accidentally mentioned Jow Forums during a job interview

Living in a small town has completely destroyed my life

Wtf is wrong with me anons?

You will never have a feral gutter wench gf

There are robots browsing right now that wouldn't lose their virginity to this

After having a lot of sex

This a decent size? i think I can get bigger since this is a half chub

The Great Nofap

/mommy general/

Are girls who have dated Asian men in the past as bad as girls who have dated blacks? Would you still date one?

Tfw you realize getting a gf fixes nothing

I want a boyfriend. However, I am autistic, a tranny, and asexual...

Why is this board so obsessed with asian women? they're not that special

Its amazing how many people get this wrong. Do you know the answer?

Son of landlord has threatened me for leaving lights on

What the fuck why was i warn-

Is being a sketchbook with you everywhere you go an anti social thing...

ITT call out people you think browse this board

What are your favorite YouTube channels, anons?

My friend anhero'd yesterday. Why keep going? I just feel numb now

There's literally nothing scarier than death, The complete abyss, the absolute nothingness. Prove me wrong

I have a vagina but i'm fat and have no social skills. How do I procure orbiters and free money?

How large is your porn folder?

Who here switched schools when you were a kid?

Psilocybin is the final antidote against robothood. One does can be enough to fix you forever

Make Jow Forums Become Jow Forums

Hey fellow robots

On my 3rd month of working at amazon. I officially have 2000 dollars in the bank...

Hit it off with robot

Do you like big butts or small ones. Jow Forums?

Lets play a little game

Ex bf cares more about casual Sex than me

CHAD PLEASE LOOK AT MY EYES

Why is the US behind in free college/healthcare?

Be hot Stacy with a 10/10 body

1/3 virgin vs 1/2 chad

Ryan Gosling Thread

My landlord is outside

Havent eaten in 3 days

STOICISM GENERAL

I got what I thought I wanted and it is suffering

Parents travelled to some other town and left me home

What are your thoughts on the KKK?

Was anyone else here raised by a beta dad?

Ex reddit incel quote on quote robots getting increasingly mad about females on this board

MONKEY'S PAW THREAD

Hey you female cunts

Why don't more incels just get an escort? Honest question...

Tfw psychosis has made my life so weird even /x/ thinks I'm just shitposting

Talking to myself thread #1

What are sissy's views on heterosexuals? Should they be tricked, forced to be gay or be slaves to us?

I SWEAR ON THE FUCKING GOD I HATE MY LIFE AND I REALLY FUCKING NEED YOU FAGGOT'S ADVICE ON THIS

Guys I wanna be a part of the thotaudit. I've chosen Cherrycrush...

Trololololol!! Problem? xD

People actually make their beds every morning

What are the supposed "advantages" of having a thick cock?

/manlet general/

How do I get rid of a deep-seated inferiority complex?

Hey, Jow Forums, what's funnier than 24?

I want her audited so fucking bad. All she does is talk about her fans being disgusting incels...

What the fuck is wrong with you creative/culture consuming robots that you only seem to enjoy and make shitty rap music...

Is the self an immortal soul or a physical part of the brain?

Creative thread? Creative thread

If you didn't reproduce with a fine lass before you turned 30 you pretty much failed at life

Hello r9k since its my mothers death anniversary im going to share you a story of mine sorry if its too long anyway...

Have you ever been with or had a crush on an older woman?

Tfw no robot gf to tell me i look nice in thigh highs

I ain't no faggot but why is he so damn cute?

Where are the poor girls supposed to go now?

Tfw you wish you looked more feminine

Femanons, what's your opinion on Stacy?

This girl is different. im not just saying that, she really is one of a kind...

What is the blackest black pill you've swallowed?

Hey girl you owe me money!

Jow Forums Secret Santa 2018 #36

Sister sent me stuff for my birthday

Do you consider yourself cute? why do you think you arent getting laid?

I have liked every single girl for the last 3 days and I still haven't gotten a single match. What am I doing wrong?

My parents found my bondage folder

How do normies watch this garbage anons?

Why don't incels just hire a prostitute to have sex with?

Scientists reveal they are on the verge of creating a pill that allows you to eat as much food as you want without...

Which boards do you frequent besides this one?

Sent in an application for part-time at McDonald's

Would you save her or rape her?

My mom hopes that i find a girlfriend, i don't know how she would cope if i end up as 40 and single

Interviewing Jow Forums Pt. VI

"user, why are the policemen saying I need to go back to my country...

All women are whores and only want chad

This got me seriously disappointed in you guys...

The Bronx is a pretty based place. It has big booty Puerto Rican and Dominican girls, great architecture, rolling hills...

Tfw club r9k banned me when I was the victim and people photoshopped me maliciously

Do volcels exist?

Fembot dating success?

YO COULD YOU CHECK OUT THIS YOUNG NIGGAS MIXTAPE?

Vent Your Feels

He wants to be an english teacher in Japan

Are my shoes autistic

R9k what's your:

Every time I go out drinking there is one food I wish to partake in on my way home. It's the doner kebab

Would you rather pick a Chinese, Korean or Japanese girlfriend?

Stayed up all night browsing Jow Forums

Why does the court only care about your child's opinion after brainwashing them?

What stage are you robots?

Murrilards, how common are morbidly obese people in american every day life? Is it as bad as the memes say?

Here's what he actually looks like now

Robots, post a picture of a girl that most resembles your ideal(aesthetically)

Why do people keep saying if you like to cuddle that makes you submissive?

Steam fren removed me as a friend for no reason

Why don't men like girls who are short and flat chested? It's not like they can help it

Semen stains the mountaintops semen stains her mountaintops

You say you want a mentally ill gf

Would you suck her cock if she gave you three wishes?

This comic is completely right. Why do you get angry at it when you should learn from it?

Be born with top tier genes

The meme is true: The only women remaining at 27 are single mothers. I've been banging a single mom for a few weeks now...

Irish and Italians are the niggers of whites

Was it right or wrong

How do i know if im worthless? i feel like im never going to fulfill anyone, that im ugly and useless...

What the fuck is the Pain Manifest...

Surely someone from stockholm can recognize her pls

Beta males need to stop kidding themselves

Give me the most plausible reason to hate furries,or I'll take your soul

Why do people who want to kill themselves feel a need to announce it to other people...

Hm? Why are you looking at me like that, user?

What is your relationship with your mother?

When was your first ACTUAL kiss, with tongue

Friend mad at me for patrolling THOTs

Would you fuck a mare's pussy?

Ywn live in an intergalactic union of different alien civilizations

I want to get fucked raw by a US Marine daily. Where do I go? How do I do this?

Would you be comfortable dating a girl whose job is to exterminate invasive species? Birds, small mammals, frogs...

LONLEY FEELS THREAD

If you were born, you won a lottery

Its not working lads

I deserve to die

When even the ugliest, fattest, stupidest, awkward, mentally ill...

What kind of mask do you wear in public to avoid the wrath of NPCs and mods?

Third worlder here

Do you want to commit suicide? If so why?

What are you suppose to do when your gf denies you sex for a week and a half...

Get 5/10 robot bf

Cummies! cummies! I want cummies!

Interviewing Jow Forums pt. V

Every time I visit McDonald's, I order a McFish. It's a delicious concoction: two soft...

I want to be a girl so I can be more comfortable with my attraction to men!

You take a fembot out on a first date. Where would you go and how you would spend the day with her?

I want people to play League with on NA

What's the chance I'm caught?

Just letting you all know that my future boywife posted a new pic

If you were a serial killer, would you hide the bodies or leave it?

Does cumming feel good for boys?

What matters in this life?

Am I the only one that finds women making dumbass faces just for attention and shit fucking repulsive? Its retarded...

Hey Jow Forums it's me again...

Fembots, we post our ideal guy

Why do you think people give a shit about your social media page? how about your youtube channel?

How you holding up, user? Wanna talk about it?

Wait what the actual fuck is this shit? Did you all know this is #6 most popular song right now??

With all the Vegas posting going on right now I'd like to make a thread about the best Vegas

Robots, do you have any experiences with big butt/thick girls?

Kill all meat eaters and those who kill for sport

I'll Cut To The Chase

I love you so much where are you

Femanons, do you have a nice looking vagina?

Why don't you do a martial art, user?

Bumble > Tinder

Tfw you'll never have a cool in style weaboo white girl gf to smoke and chill with all day

Should I still be here at age 28

Latino people of r9k do you have any white friends? Honest question. I have none IRL. I feel like they are avoidant too

Men can go years without sex

Jow Forums Secret Santa 2018 #35

Fembots, has anybody ever cummed on your face?

What is the reason you give a tip when you go to an establishment? Do you think it's necessary to tip no matter what...

Realistically, how much can autistic rage help you in a fight? Can I defeat Chad with mere anger alone?

Asian feels thread

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

Can speak 3 languages

Hunger games jannies on crack edition

Wake up to have breakfast with parents

How do i learn to lower my standards i recently found out i was hot as fuck and now i have the option to make some QT...

Fembots, if you knew an attractive catholic priest, would you feel an urge to seduce him and make him break his vows?

Black fembot here, how do I get a hispanic bf?

How likely is for somebody with a body like this get a gf?

There are femanons that just masturbated posting on this board right now and they didn't wash their hands

I HAVE A 3,000 WORD ESSAY DUE TOMORROW AND I HAVEN"T STARTED

For me, it's Las Vegas

Just realized my oneitis had a black boyfriend

What were you doing in 2008?

This is Steve Wynn, visionary behind the modern Las Vegas strip

She is so fucking lucky. That Asian guy wouldn't even give her a glance if she were fat or ugly

You have 10 seconds to Ridicule Christianity

I dont know if this makes me feel sad or mad, maybe both. Fuck, imagine this was one of us

I'm an Jow Forumsigger. Fight me bros

What's your favorite thing do do at The Wynn?

Waifu general - /waifu/ #4

Is it normal for a girl to have a sissy fetish? I just really want a cute gf() with a cute feminine figure...

There was a big thread about this yesterday, so I didn't really get to ask. why, exactly, is the answer not 1/4?

Why don't you just lower your standards a bit and date a nice cute girl on your level Jow Forums?

hey kid, you want a blowjob or something?

Neon City Pictures Thread

Tfw start Zoloft soon

Jow Forums Secret Santa 2018 #34

Most of the self proclaimed robots here are actively friendzoning at least one average or below average looking female...

France is imploding again

I'm 28 years old and I've been in one relationship in my life, my current one

What are sissy's views on heterosexuals? What do you feel about them?

The Wynn vs the Encore. They were both designed by visionary Steve Wynn, but which do you prefer?

Dont be a good samaritan guys its not worth it

This is Las Vegas. Say something nice about it

"You got me a present for Christmas, right Onii-chan?"

Am I retarded if I spend over $100 on my Jow Forums gf (male)?

Who here drives a nice car?

That kid thread. I'll start

Philosophy test

Metal and rap are high test. That's why you millennials hate it so much

Do antidepressants make you stupider?

Woman hate thread

Are you ready for the Asian century?

I think being Christian was a mistake

Can't figure out how to become a NEET

Showing other people what Jow Forums is

Prove you're a virgin

I'm having a heated debate right now:

White fembots, why do you hate asian women so much?

It hurts knowing I'll never have a girl like this because I'm Asian

Why do you hate black people Jow Forums?

How the hell do I lose belly fat?

Asians isnt are friends

Fembots, are you a feminist? Also do you think you are superior or inferior to men?

What charity should I donate to this year?

If you call yourself an incel fuck off

Add a girl off of r9k

Oh look you are here again user! You are such a fucking loser. So what thread are you going to make today...

Fulfillment in life

As a black trans man...

Suicide general

You are given a front row seat (in astral form) to when your childhood crush lost her virginity. Do you take it?

Just found out im trans AMA

Burger King rejected me. For what tho?

How do I leave my shitty small town if im on probation for being black?

I have unironically eaten my own feces

Biggest fucking retard contest

Lost virginity to a "trap"

Robot musician thread

THE FUCKIN KIKES ARE BACK AT IT AGAIN

/Death General/

This is the enemy

Can someone explain to a complete brainlet like me why asian girls are so popular? why do you want an asian gf...

Finally get a match on tinder after a month

I'm pooping right now. How does it feel reading the words of someone who has shit coming out of their asshole?

Could y'all give a friend some advice?

"If you wanted [thing] bad enough you would be working on getting it"

How come guys like this are never incel...

"Good genes" theory proposes that females select males seen to have genetic advantages that increase offspring quality...

Russian girls are so fucking perfect <3

Reminder women cannot be lonely. Accept it

What should I say to this beast, robots?

How much does physical appearance matter to you in a partner?

Go to your room

*crawls towards you*

Social anxiety thread

Why don't you robots get a hapa gf?

Any last words, anime?

What's the best way for society to solve sex gap?

Why do normies comment on what you are buying at the store?

What's the worst/meanest thing anyone's ever said to you?

Today i remove wifi adapter from PC. i change my life today :)

Express your emotional state in one image or gif

Has Justin Bieber finally hit the wall?

ITT: Things you want but can't have

"whats the matter user? I put all of my love and care into this Nutloaf and you don't seem to like it...

be me 3 years ago

Women do you feel lust towards men like men do towards women? Like do you see a hot guy and your pussy starts dripping...

Grand Theft Cowboys 2?

Women in charge of possessing humanity

I know a white guy who is in this exact situation except the woman has 2 kids instead of 1...

TFW your femdom GF says you cant fap for 3 days because you fapped without her permission

I still don't understand how society rationalizes itself

How do I tell my parents that I simply don't intend to get another job? I already tried working for three years...

Comfy birthday thread

Be me born in Finland

Seriously, get a job

Jow Forums Secret Santa 2018 #33

Give me a girlfriend

Has Jesus done anything for you lately or in the past?

Designer Babies

Insomniabots, what do you do to help yourself sleep? I've tried having a regular sleep schedule, I've tried melatonin...

Jerked off a friend 3 times in a day

How does one increase their anxiety?

Get dumped 2 months ago

Post cute gf me mes

Being a female with a pregnancy fetish is suffering...

Courtesy of Jow Forums

What's the perfect height and weight for a girl?

ITT: We post pictures of and laugh at failed trannies

Are any of you in the military? us

Would you date a girl with an IQ of 90?

Question to fembots

THE IMPORTANCE OF CONFIDENCE

Is paying for sex moral, immoral, amoral?

Have you bros done your part and subscribed?

So whats it like when two clueless virgins have sex?

You'll never have blue eyes

Interviewing Jow Forums Pt. V: Applications Wanted

ITT we are all women

How do i get a trap gf like this

Have a laugh at my autistic voice boyos I'm bored

Is Hitman the true autists video game series?

Can't wait till I kill myself and everyone pretends I was a great guy and they cared a lot about me for two weeks then...

Transgirls deserve headpats :3

Is god the ultimate super villain?

Jow Forums please talk me out of trying to find and contact the one girl whose ever shown interest in me (10 years ago)...

ITT your first sign of puberty and age

In a perfect world where you can do anything you want for a living...

It's not the destination, but the journey

Man up! What the fuck is stopping you?

I'm trans, or "post the little things"

Just a reminder that if you believe in God you are actually stupid

The horrors of reality coming to take away the neet life

Gimme three words and i'll try and turn it into an ms paint reaction image

/mommy general/

Is this considered gay robots?

Well, at least I got a response so it's still possible?

Data mining ruined bingo. the fact that the US government funds a Jow Forums budget is disappointing

Femanons, if women were the dominant ones (bigger stronger dominant etc) would you have given men rights?

How do I make a 15 year old girl think I'm cool?

Tfw no hung trap gf to bully my small penis

Pursuit of sadness

How many robots have smelled one of these...

Tfw female coworker looks me and gives me a glare when I accidentally lock eyes with her

Can someone lend some insight into people like this?

The virgin love of my life killed herself on Thanksgiving and I just found out because I am a bad boyfriend and ignored...

R9K's HUNGER GAMES SIMULATOR - CHRISTMAS EDITION

What are some godlike christmas presents a NEET can ask mummy for?

Be me, 19, college

Any of you fellas up for a hunger games simulator thread, janny free?

Post the woman that you think is the most beautiful woman in the world

Male horniness is stored in the testicles

Does anyone know what the answer to this would be? I saw it on /v/ earlier and no one could seem to agree if it was 1/2...

What kind of music does Jow Forums listen to?

Environmental Pictures Thread

/creativegeneral/

Tfw we eventually have to accept the fact that we are ugly. We are genetic trash and we will always be alone...

Borderline Personality Disorder Club

I fucking hate being a 19 year old zoomer

Movie Talk Thread

That Kid Thread, I'll Start

What's it like to hold a girl's hand?

Death and suicide thread. All thoughts and discussions pertaining to death and suicide go here

Let's just say...

Jow Forums Secret Santa 2018 #32

On a related note: a lot of intelligent, responsible, basically decent young men complain of romantic failure...

Want to invest my money but too pussy for crypto and too retarded for stocks and etfs

Femanons, do you have sexual fears? Like being bad at doing something like blowjobs, your pussy tasting or smelling bad...

Guaranteed (yous)

At what age did you realize that love doesnt exist like in the fairytales? How do you cope?

I love women who look like dykes

How do wagecucks cope?

Is getting drunk alone a sign you've become a robot?

It's a "favorite sports team has been playing like shit for years" episode

Things fake robots do that piss you off

Found out about Tumblr shooting itself in the head earlier. Thoughts, Jow Forums?

What would you do if you walked in on a female friend or relative in pictured situation Jow Forums

How about a nice, comfy letter thread! it's a sad and rainy day for me so this will keep me warm

Leaking snapchat stuff

How do you deal with getting boners in public?

Well? Which pill would you take if given the choice?

Are you ready for me, user?

Delete only friend on discord

What is your guys opinion on pic related

Why are asian girls so superior? Literally how can any other type of woman compete?

Internet being tamed and censored and flooded by normies

I thought religion gives people hope...

Why do Asian guys get off on this sort of thing?

Is it possible to get a girlfriend as a NEET??

Get it off your chest, user. How's your love life going?

Why can't all women have perfect innie pussies? This picture gives me a derection

Why do single mothers put pics of their kids on their dating profiles?

Post Your Size!

Be me, cute asian fembot

Tfw no non slut cute shy bf

Who /evil fembot/ here

Hey user, this dress doesnt make my tits/ass look big, right?

I have a strong desire to move to central asian or mongolia and live a nomadic lifestyle free of stress and consumerism

Fake friends thread

I can bench 275

This guy managed to get laid

Femanons, how were the vagina and anus inspections at your school?

Cmon guys! a fun thread on this board for once! Let's rate eachother!

Guy is 33 years old

How to ask a Girl for her number?

"Oh hey Oji-san, I saw you had your window open and I thought I'd hop in. Don't mind me, I'll leave in a couple hours"

After the BLACKED craze. I predict in the next 10 years or 2028. The next kino fetish shall be pic related...

One shot at life

good morning user, thank you for last night

It's /drugfeel/. Post your comfy drug of choice. Currently smoking a bowl, might snort some ketamine later

Do you guys ever wonder if at the NSA there's a cute agent watching your cam feed and looking through your internet...

How can I stop the brain fog, lads?

Tumblr will no longer allow adult content starting Dec 17

There are straight robots who would rather die a virgin then stick their penis in this

Could you really press this button?

This is a femanon. It is made of cluster b, xanax, nudes and sexual masochism

Why is there so much discussion about cock sizes?

Fembots, why are all women so incredibly stupid and can't form logical arguments...

Not that anyone gives a fuck, but it's my birthday today. Happy birthday me

Married female in an open-relationship here. Ask me anything you want

Is Art a detriment to society of beneficial?

Why do some people have a problem with others peeing in public? It is no worse than when a dog pees in public...

Fuck girl a week ago

How many of you are legitimate creeps

Someone tell me about cuddling

Was a life a mistake?

Why do you keep living a pathetic life?

How do i become more interesting and not such a boring idiot...

I JUST WANTED MY MEDICINE

How to deal with life?

Tfw no fembot gf in Europe

What do women mean when they say they are looking for "new adventures"? I noticed it on a lot of profiles

Is buying a motorhome a good idea if I want to live rent free?

Can we please have one of these

God made me an attractive female

/poetry/ thread

Sand is super soft right? So I don't need to have a parachute when sky diving the desert

Why don't you just go and get a qt homeless girl if you want a gf?

Casual reminder we will have human level ai in about a decade

Creature confrontations

I just wanna fucking die

Does Jow Forums self harm?

Any tips on where to get a gun in a european country, also, where do I aim to die?

If you were reborn, which sex and race combination would you rather be reborn as?

Express your emotional state in one image or gif

What did she see, Jow Forums?

My girlfriend wants to have threesomes but still wants to be monogamous...

Hey, I'm the guy from yesterday who fantasises about being homeless...

What are you doing 'round these parts pardner?

The absolute state of modern men

Im a woman and I deserve respect

Send a guy a picture of my tits

Your thoughts and feelings don't matter, only action does

Have you ever asked your parents why they decided for/against circumcision for you?

If single mothers need a provider then answer this

Tell me about your oneitis (or simply whomever you're interested in now), user

Jow Forums Secret Santa 2018 #31: Sandler’s getting lazy edition

Real life is a pale immitation of fantasy

Confessions Thread

Had a crush in uni

Based on definitions and descriptions of the fathers of said leanings, this is how it literally is

Are you supposed to moan during sex? When I wack off I just breathe a little faster but don't make any noise otherwise

Reminder that there are robots with gigantic penises reading and replying to your posts

I really need to know what it feels like to have a penis inside of me. Whats an alternative for a penis?

McChicken, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul...

That girl you let go that clearly had interest towards you but you kept second guessing yourself

I can't believe AMERICANS don't take their shoes off when they come ho-

I can't find a job and it fucking sucks

Rejection thread

Do my eyes look dead?

Hey guys I really want to order some opiates off the deep web. I know you guys have fucking onions so please drop them...

Just imagine being this bitch and having people willing to pay you for the rest of your life for pretty much no reason...

Would a femanon please save me?

I fucking hate being a chestlet...

Why do normies love coffee so much?

Tfw you'll never have a qt Christian gf

Republicans are unironically evil authoritarians who do everything from deny climate change to deny women the right to...

When was the last time you cried, r9k?

I did not wash my vagina for 8 days. What do?

Everyday you spend wasting time is another day you give someone to fuck your future wife

Random fembot here. im bored ask me anything. i accidentally drank coffee before bed because im retarded

Life is worthless

For me, it's the Wynn. Good customer service, always clean, good clientele, good buffet, nice rooms

Masturbating is better than having sex

So this is 2d...?

Is it true that once you come to an understanding of females and their nature that you can never look at them/love them...

Boys, I'm trying so hard to like vagina, but I just can't. They look so damn disgusting...

How about nice, comfy letter thread? i've got some stuff to get out and no doubt you do too

How's the tinder/bumble grind going for you fellas

How do I get an 4/10 gf?

Why cant men learn to keep their hands to themselves?

I hate Gods. Gods are assholes, fuck Gods

Realize how much potential I've wasted

Ask an above average intelligence but mentally ill cisgender female who cheats on her boyfriend regularly anything

A word of warning from the other side

Just got broken up with by my gf because I'm "too manipulative."

When did you realized your life was over?

How does it feel being white? Do you feel inherently superior to others?

50+ Hour Nofap Club

What are some songs we can add to the Unholy Trinity of Christmas Music?

Blackbots, if you do fail a shit test, you're beyond finished...

I tried and failed to kill myself this weekend

Wageslave regret thread

Marriage Rates Lowest Ever

Hatchepsout was raped multiple times whenever she was in public as a teenager before she became Pharaoh

Be me, in college

Being a black woman is suffering in this day and age...

Roomate and i just met ciara. AMA

TWITCH THOT'S GETTING PATROLLED REACTIONS REACTIONS

God damn... and I really respected this guy, too

I've been harassed by this shit at school for the past month now...

/mommy general/

Are women raised to be uninteresting, or is it genetic?

Asked a chick friend if she wanted to hook up next weekend

They're called triangles because they have three angles

He still live with his parents at the age of 30

On dating sites, what should be the first message i send them? Or first two messages?

Tfw no shy depressed friendIess cute robot bf

I feel really lonely, all my friends are online, but they never bother with me.. i might just block them all...

Do femanons get jealous when they see a girl with a nice ass

No GF (or BF) Thread

I hate rich people so fucking much every time I'm outside and see someone with a suit it drives me mad

Boyfriend's best friend is some loser he's too "nice" to cut contact with

Introverts are cowards

Anyone else into raceplay? I'm an asian boy and I think my race's women belong to the white man

Is pokimane the most attractive girl on earth? literally can't get her out of my head, she's perfect

What makes a girl attractive?

Jow Forums Secret Santa 2018 #30

Born in cold shitty small town

Femanons would you like to be muscle girls?

You only want virgins because you're deeply insecure about your body and your size. To you...

Reasons why Mommy is always better than a girlfriend:

Have hooker come over my place for 400 dollars

Drop your discord if you look like this

Try and name a better rapper. You literally cannot do it

Alright faggots, you know the rules

100% of guys like blondes with huge silicone boobs, so why can't females like tall muscular guys with huge penises?

Daily reminder that people in Michigan are still drinking lead and neither the state nor federal government can be...

What are your biggest turn offs in a girl?

If you went out on a date with someone, what is your policy for paying? would you offer to pay for the date/meal?

I have a dilemma and need help

Waifu general - /waifu/ #3

Lets go faggots

This is a state of western women

What is your opinion of this picture?

Tfw little sister sends me photo of herself

I want a gf to hangout with and be comfy together and go on dates

If you guys want a bunch of other sweaty men and faggots to complain to...

Do I really need to sacrifice so much to have a chance with below-average girl?

Why are white bois such sissies?

Ex called me yesterday after seven months

Cute girls thread

Do you robots miss this sperg and his videos?

What kind of boyfriend would you be?

Asked a cute girl for her number last night

Whats your excuse for not being on Tinder yet?

What makes a dude attractive?

Post sad music that you bots listen to when you're feeling extra worthless

I do I overcome empathy?

In 3 months im a 21 year old KHV

Why not settle for an 4/10 girl like pic related?

Hey how are (you) free (you)'s

The Misconception of a "Incel"

Why are white guys so feminine and emotional. I used to be fully straight until i got on r9k...

/Death General/

Fembots, did you like "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World"?

Is Brooke here? I just wanna talk

Are all women heartless NPCs?

Why do normies care so much about being a good person?

Caught my friends gf with a black guy

Can we just have a comfy Ariane thread?

Post as if this were reddit

Why the fuck is everyone on r9k and reddit so intelligent? Everyone is in college for CS and engineering, got a 1...

I've solved the riddle

All memes aside, would we have all lived better lives if we were born women?

Are most fembots hairy because nobody will see them naked anyways?

Best way to kick the bucket

You walk in your home from late at work and see your daughter and her friends like this...

Guys I need help, imma smoke weed for the first time in my life with the first friends ive ever had...

Do you prefer girls with large or small breasts?

Tell me your favorite sexual fantasy, no matter how awful it is

Why do Asian women have a certain charm that women of other races lack?

Is it easy to learn most eurasian languages like russian, kazakhstani, mongolian just by knowing cryllic

You should be concerned about where your soul is going. Pray the rosary

Is it possible for girls to have a size fetish?

AHHHH I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE AMERICA JUST NUKE MY FUCKING COUNTRY

What music best embodies the terror of a robot's existence?

I'm not even particularly left wing. But why is it that most alt-right guys are autistic dweebs?

Have any of you actually interacted with actual Asian chicks?

>>>/a/181506774

Is our planet beyond saving?

I want to fuck fembots

My girlfriend comforted another guy for over an hour

How do fembots cope with the fact they'll never be this?

This is the goddamn truth

How important is your d*ck size?

Humanity needs to be fully eradicated

So much for your assertion that all single mothers of multiple kids are welfare leeches who don't have jobs and just...

The new german chads

What the actual fuck is this shit? Had it for a little while now

Fembots should offer their holes to virgin robots

All humans are just globs of carbon atom chains that have gained a conscious awareness of surroundings...

Why the hell do you guys keep bawling about being depressed lol? Just listen to him...

If you had superpowers, would you use them for evil and retribution?

There's only three people left on Earth;

Is it ethical to violate someone without them knowing?

What do you personally and honestly think of black women?

Fembots, do you like being objectified sexually? Is it appealing?

Help my faggot ass out

Give govt. subsidies to guys under 5'8

Why is it bad to be possessive? Its a natural instinct

I just had sex for the first time at 22 and I have to say

Is this true black user's ?

I don't like humans. I honestly wouldn't care if I was homeless...

Did you know that one of the most amazing and blissful experiences can be bought at any dollar store for under $3

I'm interested in getting Jow Forums but the idea of coming to a place that's full of normies is really unsettling to...

Is life always worth living?

Im never going to find a guy in my life time

Jow Forums Secret Santa 2018 #29

How does this make femanons feel?

Penises shorter than six inches should be cut off

What did the anime girI mean by this?

This is why im a virgin. Im 26. Pic is not me but i have a lot acne scars too

16 years olds can drive

WE FUCKING DID IT 1000 REPLIES!!!

Is life really meaningless?

Jow Forums Secret Santa 2018 #29

Tfw skin hungry

He is a climate change denier, or doesn't think we should do anything about it

Jesus/Christian general Sunday edition

Mental illness general

Contrapoints DESTROYS climate change deniers like Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro

Would you date a socially-obsessed instawhore? She's guaranteed to stay loyal...

Parents will literally throw me out if I don't get a job

Dumb question but do girls like poetry...

Who is this unholy thot? Why do I keep seeing so many pictures of her?

I'm dying of cystic fibrosis in an about a year, would any female be willing to give me a blowjob if i asked...

What are you listening t?

I wish I lived in viking times

I fucking hate you white fags, this shit is actually literally easy mode being white...

How far are you willing to lower your standards?

Dad is rapping sister again

How Attractive is Jow Forums?

Live in Western United States

If you're thinking of ending it all at least take trump with you

I've had buddies DIE for the right to wear that uniform...

Daily reminder r9k is a pol board

Why did the world lie to me?

I bought this doll online and put a Jesse Jane fleshlight inside it and Ive been fucking it for a couple weeks my mom...

Why you didn't killed you'reself already?

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