>parents will literally throw me out if I don't get a job
help me out bros. What is the absolute easiest, least stressful, and no-requirements job there is? I worked fast food briefly and I despised it. Also it doesn't have to pay much, parents don't care how much I make or if I just do it part-time, they just want me to have something.
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Stocking/cleaning at grocery stores. You dont need to face customers and you can do it part time.
If the physical aspect is too much for you, then data entry. Its boring as hell but you dont need to interact with anyone.
Go to music venues or theaters in your area and see if they need stage hands. No experience needed if they just need case pushers.
>Stocking/cleaning at grocery stores. You dont need to face customers and you can do it part time.
This. I stock shelves at a grocery store during night shifts. It's the perfect robot job.
I remember a previous thread were several robots said that it was really physically intensive and since I'm very weak that puts me off it
It's not that physically intensive m8
If you have a car deliver newspapers
bumpeor
I was making 700 a week and 6000 in Christmas tips each year
Kill yourself to spite them, user.
explain nigga
whats the catch
pick up a cs degree
IT was made by robots for robots
Starbucks was pretty good to me just make sure it isnt one on a busy street
The catches are you work 7 days a week about 30 hours, 365 days the year.
No benefits and you pay for gas, about 60 bucks a week but write it off on taxes. And your car gets some wear and tear.
Apply for a front desk job at the local YMCA, if you can swim apply to be a lifeguard and take the classes. Both are zero effort and only ask you to do something very rarely.
I couldn't do that because I have a miserable look on my face always and they want happy people.
Not OP, but I'm also in a similar predicament. There's an opening for an overnight auditor/front desk agent at a local hotel. Does anybody know about that kind of gig? What's it like?
For reference, I can deal with talking to people as I've worked retail before.
>all those retail/store suggestions
Pretty much the worse jobs ever for a robot.
Security guard can be lazy as fuck if you get the right place. You basically shit on your ass and shitpost while watching surveillance feeds or sit in a car.
>overnight auditor/front desk agent at a local hotel.
Pretty much the above, while handing room keys out and taking calls I think.
Could require suit wearing and dealing with drunk fucks and their whores, depending on what level of hotel it is.
Imagine being such a piece of shit that you manage to wear out your welcome with the people who brought you into this world. NEETs should be gassed.
Do you have a car? What city do you live in
>parents throwing their own creation out of home because they won't wageslave
never change america