Lanklets Hate Thread

pic related: 5'7'' ''manlet''

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and? you arent half as handsome as him im sure as fuck

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REMINDER:
IN THE UPCOMING RACE WAR, PEOPLE OF 5'7 AND BELLOW ARE MADE FOR THE BATTLEFIELD.
YOU CAN BRAG ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT AS MUCH AS WANT BUT ONCE THAT RACE WAR STARTS, ITS OVER LANKETS YOU'RE DONE.
THE SOLE PURPOSE OF LANKETS ARE FOR DEFENCE, THEIR MASSIVE HITBOXES MAKE THEM AN EASY TARGET TO DISTRACT THE ENEMY.
HELL, THEY CAN BE USED AS SHIELDS FOR THE SUPERIOR 5'6 WARRIOR.
PEOPLE OF 5'10 AND OVER WILL GO EXTINCT.
KEEP BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR HEIGHT BUT LATER YOU WILL BE CRYING FOR YOUR LIFE.

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>5'7''
someone post the pic. hes lanklet now

He would be a virgin if not for money and fame.

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>virgin
I doubt, having an average life maybe you lankets are deluded as fuck

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That's coping, lanklet

Regardless of money and fame his face is still 10/10. Literally nothing else matters if you have a 10/10 face

YOU WILL BE THE ONES COPING SOON, LANKETS

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>THEIR MASSIVE HITBOXES

how I imagine this manlet cirklejerk looks irl

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Kek

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I have chad facial features, bit i'm 5'7.
Literally a khhv, was rejected by girls who told me that i'm too short and look like a kid.

>I have chad facial features
Sure, buddy

Here.

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This is as dumb as manlet hate threads. Don’t reduce yourself to their level.

>that helicoptering apu flying away from the pit
i-i did it guise

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keep deluding yourself facelet

Why even bring up your face if you're not gonna post it? Let's see those 10/10 face genetics there Chad

>mfw 5'8
I'm safe, right?

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for some reason i never found this guy attractive

Honestly, this. Who fucking cares? The two guys that get the most pussy that I know are a 5'8" guy in my calc class, and a 6'5" guy that used to go to my HS. Both were lean and fit as fuck. There is a clear spectrum, but autists like OP or autistic lanklets try to D&C. Just fucking get fit and be interesting. It is not hard.

Sorry, 5'7" is the official Height War cutoff

5'8" will be generals in the war, emperor manlets who command the more turbo-tier manlets

To be fair, being small gives you a distinct advantage in today's warfare. I know for a fact that 5'1 manlets were chosen as machine gunners in the Vietnam war because they were so hard to fucking hit.

>5'8
>too lanklet for manlets
>too manlet for lanklets
youll have to start your own gang and fuck both armies in their holes

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The only real way to cope with being short is learning boxing or muay thai.

The only reason shortness is hated as a quality in men is because it grants you less innate qualities in being athletic, particularly in combat sports. If you ACTUALLY learn said combat sports, the commoner lanklet pleb will lose to you very fast, making height not matter in 90% of your life.

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>5'11
Maybe I'll join the Air Force LOL

They also used manlets to clear tunnels in Vietnam and the germans sent them on suicide missions in what were basically manned torpedos in WW2.

Wrestling is the true manlet combat sport

>manned torpedo
holy shit thats fucking rad. i saw something like this in cod too years ago

BJJ and Judo is the ideal manlet sport because it utilizes leverages very well and isn't a McMartial Art like fucking aikido.

The name is also pretty funny

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neger

Wrestling is the best because lanklets will have a reach advantage over you. This means you need to get close to them. If you have superior wrestling you can take full advantage of being close to your opponent and easily dominate from there. It teaches you how to attack the legs which is a very good tactic against taller opponents and because you are shorter your center of gravity is lower.

BJJ is pretty good but most gyms don't emphasize takedowns, and if you don't get the takedown you are fucked.

Judo is also good but wrestling is superior imo, because you learn how to attack the legs.

> 5'8-5'10'' guerrilla crew

where do I stand at 5'9.5?

A lower powerlevel than 5'7 and 6'0

I would rather say golden middle

>got remeasured, thought i was 5'11 , turns out im 6'
I'm... I'm still with you guys right?

B A S E D

>mfw middleground boring normalfags become coolest cunts on the block

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