Tfw 30

I need more anecdotes of 30 year old boomers porking 18 year olds for inspiration

I'm 6'3 200lbs you faggot

I'm 34 and my girlfriend is 27

There's no such thing anymore. It definitely used to be a thing but not for millenials+ unless you're already a chad in which case it doesn't matter because cause most men aren't chads. Couples these days are either the same age or the woman is older and it's gonna get worst and worst with female hypergamy being enabled by social media. 40+ year old roasties with 18 year old guys. If you're a normal guy over 22 your chance of bagging a young hottie are gone.

I'm 27 and have fucked two hot teenage cheerleaders within a year.

I assume OP is fat and ugly. Probably also bald but that isn't a problem because you can just shave it bro women love that.

Holy fucking fuck, some of you are fucking pathetic
Are you literally just wanting to hear that a 30 year old boomer can get 18 year old thots?
What is this shit, by that age you should have more things than fucking some useless thots.
You guys are stuck up on fucking thots its insane, just download Tinder and see what you get, stop stressing so much over useless pussy

yeeep i still got it

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College girls don’t stop being hot just because you turn 25. Even the richest most powerful men in the world use their power and wealth for “fucking thots”, as you phrased it.

LMAO, you really believe the most powerful men in this world actually goes for 18 year old thots? You mong, please tell me which of these rich powerful men go for young thots
Virgins and guys that not experienced with girls will make their life about thots only, but people that got over that phase have more important things to do

True, actually it's more like 12-16 year olds.

>31
>hair falling out
>knees hurt
>back hurts
>testicle keeps falling out
Why the fuck is getting old so shitty?

kek

I'm turning 30 and still haven't achieved my goal
>pic related
I will not settle for less
>I was a virgin until 26
>and I looove hoooge cow tits
>but don't like fatties. Chubby is okay, but I'd really like to try a lithe H cup chick
Pretty much doomed, but I'm still going to strive for it. Otherwise I have to settle for what? A haggard 35+ bag? No thanks. Maybe when I'm 40+ and have bastards then I'll consider a 32+ woman.

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Recomp on tren nigga

cuz if you think about it people died at like 40 or 50

so being 20-25 is literally being middle aged except for some genetic outliers

Fucking idiot. It's not the big tiddy on the outside that counts, its the big tiddy in her heart

28 year old dude reporting in, can confirm. If you're somewhat social, semi-fit & can afford two shots of Patron at the bar, you're golden.

Bullshit. If you're swiping on tinder or going out and you're not fucking younger girls you're either autistic or ugly

>women are useless bro!
>such a waste of time!
>more important things to do bro!

Like fucking what? We're young fit men with high testosterone levels, pussy is high priority at this point in our lives. You're either low-T or an incel

>he wasted his 20’s not getting swole, rich, more masculine faced, and experienced in dealing with women

What the fuck DID you do for the last decade?

You’re stupid OP. All women want older guys. This shit is common sense since late elementary school when the prettiest girls held hands middle school boys.

No guy will settle for an older woman if he can avoid it

i'm 31, have had sex with girls aged 18-25. The caveat is you have to be good looking and have your life organized (most girls this young expect you to have a bit of money, style, and life experience that can look up to). Of course they won't be interested if you are 30+ and have nothing to show for it compared to someone their own age.

Lmao op 28 to 32 are the real golden years, im in sick shape, nice car, almost done college. Younger girls are always looking at me instead of the early 20s numale dudes in class. Lifes not hard if your a chad.

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i have the same experience dude. i was practically ignored in college. i've come back to my old campus several times to give workshops related to my field as a fit and successful man, and seem to get eye fucked by every passing girl.

took classes at community college. the 20 somethings didnt want anything to do with me when i told them i was 30. i know your pain.

Everyone says this but I never saw it in my area.
If someone had a bf/gf it was pretty much always someone the same age. It's not until after high school the age gaps started appearing.

All the zoomers itt calling larp because boomers are taking their girls. I’m 29 turning 30 this summer and I’ve steadily been banging between 18-24 year olds. It’s super easy when you are Jow Forums and own your own house and have nice things. You will get there one day zoomer

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Larp

I'm 29 and young women think I'm in my early 20's and are always coming at me. You must be in shit shape or have had terrible health habits in your 20's. Maybe just bad genetics

You're a weirdo

I want to know what you’re working with so I can either set my goal there or whether to have lower expectations about what is possible.

I’m a weirdo because I’m bitter and a little bit desperate for pussy and validation, but you’re not a weirdo for boasting about your teenaged lays from the past year?

Im not putting face on here, for career sake, you get arms though

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KEK, good luck being a virgin for the rest of your life

>>and I looove hoooge cow tits
>>but don't like fatties. Chubby is okay
If you get a chubby girl with huge tits she is going to turn into a fatty

COPE

I fucked 20yr old a month ago. Said she wants more. I'm 35

I'm 30 and just shaved my hair. Imagine how college girls gonna look at me no.
Honestly, I don't care anymore. I had some game in the 20s, time to move on.

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>hit 29
>young girls with daddy issues suddenly miring
>they have no idea you're a neet virgin

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Im the arm poster above, I shave my dome daily, never had that be a factor in getting laid. Just need a nice jaw line/beard

ITT: pic related

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fucking kek

Yikes! That’s a big cope.

My face looks good bald, everyone says that. But I've got odd shaped head if you look from the side, pretty sure it will scare girls away

Just own it, it cant be that bad. We talking like Rothschild weird?

You still got it!

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based hehe poster

Not that bad user, and your face is good, youll be just fine, keep it shiny and yyour golden

Thanks mate. I'll probably aim for Statham look with a stubble, but I'm also going to try a short beard too. Haven't go public since the shave yet, but getting used to the new look already. My gf said I should try this look too

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I usually have a full beard trimmed short, but i was stone cold steve austin for Halloween and the goatee got me mad numbers, try different combos for wwhat works.

Semi gay alien,semi Prometheus

Do you look like a weirdo from the front? Front facial presentation matters more

My gf is skinny (120lbs at 5'8) and has huge milkers but denies being a goth despite putting black eyelines and nailpolish

>120lbs at 5'8
>huge milkers
>goth

Can I buy your gf?

I think his face looks ok, no homo

No, I think I look decent from the front. Friends compared me to Hitman right away when I was clean shaved. All other folks just said I look good after the shave, with no direct comparison

nope I paid a fortune

Lmao this is why i come here

Post body at least with frame of reference, come on guys

You had better not be one of these guys claiming to lay pipe on 18 yr hotties weekly

Nah, I didn't whore around even with hair. I did have a lot of 16-20yo girls when I was the same age, but now it's mostly 24-25yo who attracted to me

If you're a bloke and you're not fucking loving your 30s you're doing something very wrong.

im a 18 year old poorfag parentlet,collegelet blue collar worker but still can beat you all up because of chimp genetics

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at least you can still lead on some post wall roasties, I can't. even post wall roasties ignore me.

>beat you all up
You'll grow up and understand how stupid it is

how do I find younger women? bars?

Bars are filled with 30> yo roasties, don't fall for this meme

ITT: Faggots who don't realize just how much girls like older men and just how prominent daddy issues are. A perk of being a man is that you get to spread your seed basically until you die. Just don't look like a piece of shit and talk like a fucking aspie and you'll be fine.

Look up the current "hottest" guys and girls of hollywood and be shocked and amazed at their ages.

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>Look up the current "hottest" guys
All these ratings are about status and trends, not actual looks

Yeah okay, because they flick their beans to these guys because of how well liked they are. Grow the fuck up, you're on Jow Forums not Jow Forums. All of these dudes are well past 30 and look fucking fantastic, and yes while you might not be able to live the movie star lifestyle, you damn well can put the fork down and go to the gym for an hour a day.

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there is nothing more based that beating up people, the no fight culture made white people weak

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>you damn well can put the fork down and go to the gym for an hour a day.
I'm not saying an older guy can't look good. Just saying that all those ratings are rarely a good indicator of physical attractiveness.

>the no fight culture made white people weak
So you want to live like wild animals? How about comparing Africa to Europe then and see which place you'd prefer to live in

This is fucking depressing
If you are 30 and chasing 18yos you have issues. I’m 26 and anyone under 22 is like a fucking baby, total turn off

Most of Europe is looking like Africa

Fucking this. If your main goal when you’re 30 is chasing jailbait you are a fucking loser

He isn't wanting to date them, he is wanting to fuck them. Should a 30 year old want to start a life with someone as inexperienced in life as an 18 year old? No. But that doesn't mean they can't screw his brains out. Hell, how else are they going to make mistakes and become "mature" enough for you if they don't live. Do you seriously think that 18-21 is too young know how a penis and vagina work? So they can literally become a soldier of the military and fight wars but having a one night stand is a big no-no. Nigger please.

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Kill yourself

Underage retard. Aimless fucking is for your 20s. If you’re still doing it when you’re 30, you’re a lost cause. Male equivalent of a roastie.

you're not fucking anyone at all so you really shouldn't be giving advice lol

>TFW 32 and college girls flirt with me all the time

You're just ugly.

>30
>Wanting to bang 18 year olds

The fuck is wrong with you

Hmm, or how about people that got out of a long term relationship? What if he dated someone for the majority of his 20s and it just didn't work out? What if he is recently divorced? For someone throwing underage around you sure don't seem to know a lot about problems real men face in the real world. You are literally the demotivating cancer that killed Jow Forums.

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Whatever, retard. Fact still stands if you’re 30+ and hooking up with

Of course there is more than life dumbass, no one said his ENTIRE LIFE should be dedicated to getting pussy. But if he wants to go out and get laid fuck you for being a mental cock block you bitch ass.

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Demotivating cancer? What the fuck are you talking about. If you are 30 you should be mature enough to not want to be around 18 year olds. They are young, annoying, stupid, and don’t know what they’re doing. If you literally only care about hotness at 30 soneyhing is wrong with you. The motivation should be to have more going on in your life at the age of 30 than wanting to bang jailbait.

Stay salty, retard

It’s hard to grasp when you are 24 but a 30yo should not be attracted to 18yos. It’s pathetic, like they have to hook up just with girls with daddy issues rather than their peers.

>caring about what society thinks about what you do in the privacy of your own home
never gonna make it and you're honestly coming across like a middle-aged fat woman with a bob haircut that complains to the manager