Hey guys

Long story short i dont want to do this anymore, i think i'm ready to end my own life, problem is i need my grandpa's gun to do it, what do you think the best way to ask him to borrow it would be, self protection for walking at night? its an XDM btw.

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Break into grand Papa's house. Take his gun. If he spots you, shoot him and then yourself

I could never shoot my family unfortunately but thanks for the input nonetheless.

Take the gun. Shoot him. Go to a crowded area. Shoot a bunch then shoot yourself when the cops arrive. Make a name for yourself.

Write a note talking about how the gun is stolen so dems dont take my rights away for what you did. k thanks

Adjustment- Dont shoot because you wouldnt shoot him.

Just steal it or say you wanna go to the range with some buds.

I dont have any friends that own guns.

Steal it,don't make that poor old fuck feel guilty because his grandson is a fucking sissy.He will probably still feel guilty and it will haunt him for the rest of his life because it was his gun.

In actuality, Im making fucked up comments but really, dont kill yourself. Please dont. It gets better. trust me, i lived through a failed suicide attempt. Right before I thought i was gonna die, I thought "WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING?" Dont do it, youll regret it when there is no turning back.

Really dont do it. It kills you. It will haunt your family, especially your grandpa who will feel like it's his fault. He will think "if i didnt give him that gun, he would still be here. I wish i could give my grandson a hug. I wish I could go back and say XXXXX and do XXXXX"

But why dude, i'm a manlet, i work a dead end job, i can never feel affection in my life, i am touch starved, i am ugly, i have nothing to live for dude realistically, if natural selection was fully realized i should be dead already.

Ask him you want to get into shooting and hunting after watching some videos on youtube. Talk positively about it and ask if you can borrow the gun to get a feel for shooting, ask for recommendations on guns and act passionate and cool.

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Ok i will try that tomorrow, i think the hardest part is going to be keeping my mind clear, if i get too emotional before i pull the trigger i might pussy out.

Dude, Im a manlet too. First off, dont make your height or any other immutable traits an issue or insecurity. They are you and you cannot control them. Love yourself for who you are.

Just because you work a dead end job does not mean you cannot get another job or career.
" i can never feel affection in my life,"- As in you dont feel loved? Go out and talk to people. Find someone to share mutual love with. It's hard but I did it. Now, Im getting married to the love of my life soon.
" i am touch starved"- if you mean " a touch starved" by eating- please eat.
if you mean physical contact- dont worry. when you get a girlfriend, youll feel euphoric.
Boy, cut that "im ugly" shit. You are you. You cannot control what you look like beside blemishes. If other people think you are ugly, ignore it. Someone will eventually find you to be sexy. Work out a little, made me feel better about myself

Dude, i was in the same situation. Please, do not do it.

go to your local dollar tree and buy two boxes, three if ur fat of pic related exactly. total will be $3.17.

eat something light 1.5 hours before. take half pills, wait 30 min and take the rest.

have a snack on hand if you get hungry, listen to music and reflect on your life. dxm is very good for depression. this will help repair your brain. it did for me. if not kys but its worth a try. feels amazing to.

gl op

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so basically what you're saying is you're killing yourself because of what failed normies think and because you think you can't get a gf. maybe you should kys. a gf isn't going to magically change your life. you trying to change yourself in hopes of getting a gf isn't going to make you happy. you could be way worse off than half the human population is currently, yet you complain about frivolous bullshit that doesn't even matter.

use your own gun phaggot dont taint others reputation for your own loser motives

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Please, dont actually encourage suicide. This might be a troll or an actually mentally disturbed person.

>Oh boo fucking hoo I'm a moralfag don't commit suicide, rando stranger on the internet!! I'll feel bad!
Suck a dick faggot

I just want people to not kill themselves because I have been through the same situation.

No i'm killing myself because i'm not fit to live, i'm making this decision because of what i have experienced so far, i dont want to do it anymore, it's that simple, i'm lonely, i'm tired of waking up in the morning simple as that.

chaIIenge him to a dueI

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best double dubs

I have a very sharp knife here but to be frank im scared of trying with it.

respond to my dxm post faggot. also do not do anything i said od ur on a ssri

Dont do it. I had the same feelings. they go away.

Loneliness is partially controlled by you. Go out and talk to people.

I used to get high on dxm all the time, aw I miss it :(

I already smoke so much weed and drink so trying to escape it wont work, my aunt died of fent overdose and i cant go out like that.

suit urself but u wont od on this

dont do with your grandpas gun you little weasel

what the fuck else am i meant to do retard, im 111 pounds, want me to steal a cops gun?

junp off a building, slit your wrists, od on heroin. all top comfy choices

Where do you work little manlet?

don't you realise how guilty your grandpa will feel? you fucking fag, its one thing to ruin your own life, don't ruin others

I open boxes at old navy, all fat women and one really short asian women who insults america all day is my boss.

Yeah but i dont want to keep going man.

tell your parents your suicidal and need prof help right now. dont give up

none of those are comfy, at least with the gun i would be dead instantly.

Actually get help.

>none of those are comfy, at least with the gun i would be dead instantly.
od is is very comfy and costs next to nothing

Just buy some inert gas off Amazon or some shit. You can still kill yourself even if you can't get his gun. Just make sure your gas is pure and doesn't have added oxygen in it.

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if you dont care about what happens afterwards just OD on fentanyl or heroin. who cares if your aunt did that, you wont be here to see what happens. jumping off of a building is a good choice too. only slit your wrists if you have benzos lying around because shit will hurt. i guess asking your grandma for the gun to go shoot with your friends is the best choice. he doesnt have to know that you dont have friends. bonus points if you make a bed out of wood that you pour gasoline on and set on fire, shoot yourself and get cremated so they wont even find your body.

opie, have you tried psychedelics? take some shrooms and think it over first.

Buddy, realistically, i'm 20 years old now man and i look like im 15, how many more years do i have to wait here, i'm just waiting out the days, days turn into weeks, weeks into months, months to years, it's been like this forever, i'm watching my other family members live happy lives, i'm not like them, physically or mentally, i have progressed to the end of the political spectrum and so i realized my inadequacy as a human being and a "man", i mean christ dude think about it i'm not even as tall as an average person, i'm not fit to breed and that's the point of life, so i am only fit to die.

TELL THEM EVERYTHING YOUR FEELING/GOING THRU THEY WILL HELP YOU NIGGER

ok but don't do it with your gramp's gun, it'll fucking wreck him and you seem to care.

fuck man, ok i'll find another way.

Be a man, use a rope or a knife. Don't throw your grandpa under the bus because you were too pussy to end your life properly.

Don't talk to him about it. If you do, chances are higher that he puts the blame on himself for explicitly granting you the right to use it. You're about to end your life. You'll hurt your relatives no matter what. Might as well make the process as convenient as possible for you, even if it involves rummagin through your grandpa's furniture to take his gun by force.

How about long drop hanging? Just need a rope and a decent fall, about 8 feet or so. The long drop is painless.

why dont you just buy a gun yourself my dude? you said you work so i assume you got some money

Honestly i was thinking, it would be way better if i was killed in a battle or something, that way i could live and die and be victorious at least, with the options i have right now at best i'd be seen as a coward.

im nervous the gun salesman might get a bad vibe from me going in to buy a pistol or they might know.

Well how the fuck are you gonna do that? Closest is go provoke some rednecks and then get into a quickdraw duel.

meh i wouldnt worry abbout that

Stab yourself in the throat
Don't be a coward about it, it'll hurt like shit until you lose consciousness but if you do it right it'd look fuckin cool

why is life so painful, why does this have to be a big mess, i'm all out of shape, why is there such difference amongst human beings, if we were all the same none of this would be happening, i support eugenics.

Jesus faggot, this isn't hard at all. This is actually one of the simplest things in the world.

Yeah but its hard for me man, sorry.

That would suck though gargling blood and trying to breathe

You're not supposed to breathe, you're supposed to die.

So just hold your breathe?

user you shouldnt think like that
Think more about what you can do to make the lives of those around you better instead

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Preferably till you pass out, but your body's good as staying conscious so it might not let you
Also don't stab yourself in the throat, that'd probably be one of the most painful ways to die

I'm thinking of getting skin cancer and dying by that. Anyone got any advice on if that'll work? How long it'll take or how painful?

Does eating a bunch of apple seeds really work?

Not unless you surgically extract the cyanide from hundreds of apples' worth of seeds

Just crush them, no?

The Apple cyanide method? I'm interested.

I'm here if you want to talk. woot#7724

THIS for fucks sake, dont make him feel guilty bc youre such a faggot

are you american? buy your own gun? If you're really doing it, do it right. Make sure you are standing on train tracks, a high structure or knee deep water if you shoot yourself. Eliminate all chances of survival. Don't be one of those morons who survives just to become a disfigured potato.

Hi there you must have made a mistake, are you looking for reddit?

don't up the gun related suicide rate faggot.
use a knife down your wrists.
>hurr durr im afraid of the pain
then dont commit suicide retard