U guys lied to me, it taste like shit

>he fell for the paid shilling
Great.

I drink 2 of these ones a day

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It's not my fault you have no taste

HERETIC

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Stop falling for viral marketing

THANOS SIPS

THANOS SIPS

You must be a zoomer

You should have bought pic related, its the best flavor by far.

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you americans are so spoiled with your flavors. Where i live we have 3 monster flavors.

Im from Norway bro.

These things cant be good for us. I've been having one a day for the past three weeks. Am i going to be ok?

>after months of seeing the Jow Forums memes i actually try some that a friend is drinking
>tastes like nectar of the gods
>tastes perfect when mixed with vodka

me, im a sipper and proud

Try mixing red bull and vodka. When I did it, I literally lost all feelings in my legs. I just felt like I was gliding around on some kind of hovering device. It was so whack.

They stopped production of it. Try 44 the F1 red one, it's pretty similar. But it's a sugar nuke.

Dogshit taste OP
t. 18 y/o boomer

>red bull and vodka
psh you're like a little baby
Try red bull jägermeister and mdma, combo of the gods.
Caution: may be a bit hazardous to your health / deadly and will give you a hangover from hell so enjoy responsibly.

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ABSOLUTELY BASED

Reminder that the monster logo is 666 in hebrew

666 in Hebrew is the monster logo

Recipe from another user
Crow-magnum man
Halfscoop pre-workout
1 ultrablue S.I.P.
Almond milk
White wolf vodka
1 egg
"Puts one in the mood for partying, breeding, and an early death."

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Red Bull and vodka is overrated.
That said, regularly black out, but my roughest morning was after a night out with some Bosnians drinking that shit. You can't stop. Holy fuck, I thought I was going to die.

Based dubs of truth

Based as FUCK, was going to post this myself.
Can confirm this is by far the best sips flavour.

>Red Bull and vodka is overrated.

>be me
>at chick’s b-day party
>doing karaoke
>been drinking
>wife leans over
>”you’re driving home, right user?”
>”y...yeah”
>ihaveacunningplan.wav
>start pounding Red Bulls to sober up
>just got done with #2, another chick sees me order #3
>”holy shit! user’s tanking vodka & Red Bull’s like crazy
>don’t tell her there’s no vodka in them
>get party-hard reputation for the evening despite having to leave party to work the next day

Noice *Clunk*

>actual best monster flavor coming through
Wish it wasn't so hard to find

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The fuck did you just say nigger

This is the ONLY official energy drink of Jow Forums.

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It tastes like shit, what the fuck is wrong with you? Rockstar pure zero tastes a million times better.

Is Monster Ripper no longer in production? I really liked that one.

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Fuck off shill

defo a contender for dumbest pic on the internet

i like it

>Monster logo is 666 in Hebrew
>In jew language, the Monster logo is the number of the devil
>To the jews, Monster is the drink of the devil
So basically everyone on Jow Forums should be drinking sips.

Red is the only true flavor

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Convert to the superior Bang, my dude.
Seriously holy shit caffeine is the lifedrug. Woke up this morning depressed, had my daily sip before work this afternoon and am now in the mood to fuck my 5'2 hot ass coworker. Wish me luck bros.

cod4 search and destroy is the best *sip*

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>nigger purple
Literally the worst ultra flavour

I remember when I was a teenager and got my first job, the first thing I did with my new paycheck was get some redbull because it was new and hot and I wanted to see what the fuss was about. It was absolutely disgusting and I hated it, but now over a decade later I love the taste of such drinks, and monster too. Maybe it really is a boomer thing for some people.

Yes, number three in my top three.

1. Yellow rehab
2. Green Rehab
3. Punch

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Only if your a sugar cuck

Low dietary sugar master race and it tastes amazing

It is ichor you filthy subhuman