I just had sex for the first time at 22 and I have to say

I just had sex for the first time at 22 and I have to say...
my expectations were way too high, pussy doesn't feel as nice as I thought
Its just warm, slimey and tastes a bit bitter...
you're not missing anything

that said I shall fuck off from this board forever
bye robros, it has been a fun time

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> tastes
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Did you atleast cuddle with her afterwards? Thats the best part

what about smell

yes cuddling and kissing is actually the best part

smell wasn't bad, it wasn't fishy or anything, just normal

>yes cuddling and kissing is actually the best part
and I thought I was the only patrician here

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I want to cuddle with a girl but I'm scared of kissing because I've never done it and it might be really awkward, how does kissing work?

kissing is really no big deal, I never kissed a girl before too
the first one is going to be awkward af but after that you'll get the hang of it really quick
if you're still too scared of fucking up just let her take the lead with the kissing

did you use a condom? that's probably why. I don't feel shit when I'm wearing one.

Would you be willing to have sex with that girl in your pic, OP?

>he actually gave head to a roastie

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You just sorta touch lips with her and then sorta lightly nibble on her lower lip with your lips (don't use teeth). You can also try to carefully move your tongue into the halfway point between your mouths. Its really hard to explain, but it'll feel really natural once you actually do it. Also remember to tilt your head a bit to the right to avoid nose collisions.

nope, I bought some but I was so nervous and grabbed a size too small
anyways she bought the pill and Im gonna get myself tested tomorrow to see if I finally fucked my life up

yes, actually the girl I had sex with kinda looks like her (body type and face) only with longer hair thats why I used that pic

so she was asian? Ok, good job OP.

Everyone's experiences vary. I agree it's hyped up but it still is amazing.
So yes. You are missing something but not as much as you think you are

T. Former militant robot

The real point is to get it out of the way so you can't be shamed and isolated for it,

HEY NORMALFAGGGOT, KILL YOURSELF AND GET THE FUCK OUT

>my expectations were way too high, pussy doesn't feel as nice as I thought
>Its just warm, slimey and tastes a bit bitter...
>you're not missing anything
>yes cuddling and kissing is actually the best part
These were my exact experiences as well when I lost my virginity.

>I'm scared of kissing because I've never done it and it might be really awkward, how does kissing work?
Don't worry about it. It's instinct. I had never kissed a girl before I suddenly got laid out of sheer dumb luck, but it came naturally to me. I am sure I wasn't the greatest kisser in the world or anything, but it definitely wasn't awkward. gives good advice, but I seriously don't think it's needed, your body understands damn well that you should tilt your head so that your noses don't collide, at least that shit wasn't an issue for me.

>kissing is really no big deal, I never kissed a girl before too

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Kissing is kino

I second this.
Keep this board non virgin free plz

next time get a girl to peg you, its the most intense sexual experience a guy can have

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>tastes
Stop posting Uncle June

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And now it is time to leave, OP. It was good to have you here, but I am afraid that now you no longer qualify as a robot since you've had sex.

Goodbye, old friend. May the Force be with you.

>cuddling and kissing is actually the best part

Same here OP. I can make myself cum better than anyone else could, simply because I know my body and could edge for hours if I wanted to. There's no good substitute for general physical intimacy and the warmth of another person in your arms, though

Its overrated yes, but it beats jacking off.

Legit I only enjoyed pulling their hair or smacking their ass really hard until they moaned or cried.

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