What is the modern equivalent of living a life like Conan the Barbarian, as depicted in the Schwarzenegger film?
A life full of adventure, fighting evil, and growing wise. Becoming the Nietzschean Ubermensch?
I am not interested in material wealth, or consumer goods. I just want to spread my influence and reproduce my powerful genes.
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Conan never cared about fighting evil he wanted material wealth and power you idiot
Modern equivalent is being a white collar criminal eventually becoming president or whatever. Trump or someshit.
Check out Pat McNamera. Short answer: join CAG.
Lift weights during the day, eat nothing but beef and potatoes, be a bouncer in a shitty bar at night, drink whiskey to fall asleep.
I lived that life from age 21 to 25. Put on a lot of muscle and got into at least 2 fights a week and slept with countless thots working at the bar. Had a threesome with 2 strippers in the cooler and got my arm grazed by a bullet because I threw a guy out and he shot at me from across the parking lot. It was the best time of my life.
>slept with countless thots
How did you fo it user?
And why did you stop?
Nigger, they literally rob some fags because they want wealth in the movie, you dumb fag,
He only kills darth vader as revenge, which only happens because they broke into his crib to kidnap a thot for more material wealth.
Not him but similar life. It starts to weigh on you man, eventual you want something more stable
>it’s okay when he-thots do it
whatever you get my point
if I have the IQ and reflexes to be in special forces I'd do it, gotta get into the army first though which is a bureaucratic nightmare here
unironically it is
Compared to the average male literally and unironically
>lack of anxiety
>bmi 23-24
>10 sex partners
>income double to gdp per capita
You do all of those and you've beaten 98% of them and are independent. Your own man.
No, I don’t, since neither the literary nor the film Conan is anything like what you described.
You want to fight “evil”, have adventures and many children, but not die or get money?
>dude works a fair job
>trains
>upgrades his social status
>fucks thots
>has a near-death experience
>"hurnrmrm he-thot"
Lmao, sour grapes.
money is fine but it isn't my goal per se. and I'm not afraid of death as long as it is an honorable one
Mostly I want to be known and influential as a man of great deeds
Stories?
OP here, that was based
>girl works a fair job
>works her ass in the gym
>upgrades her social status through social media
>fucks studs
>wants stability and settles down
>”hurrrrr thot”
lmao incel
>sending nudes for money and getting busted by the IRS
>fair job
Why u jelly thot?
Takes effort to be a stud. Takes no effort to be a slut. Her upgrades were likely unnecessary to fuck top tier men.
You sound like a pissed off roastie mad that is acceptable for men to fuck a lot and women not. Which is how it should be.
>social media
>social status
Making yourself a known fuckhole isn't upgrading your social status.
>bouncer
>more of a job than being an Instagram model/social influencer
;^)
unrelated but doesn't Schwarzenegger literally translate to Black nigga?
u mad incels?
>eventual you want something more stable
>drink whiskey to fall asleep.
Like a working liver I'd presume
>making the club a safe place for everybody involved and throwing out assholes/psychos/perverts
>posting your bare ass on social media for betas to salivate over to get pity-money
Lmao, why you so mad roastie?
Ja
cope harder, loser
bouncers are literally the lowest tier “people” in any given club at any given time
>dyel
>mad
>got cucked by a bouncer
C O P E
>get paid to stand around and touch drunks while everyone with real jobs are partying
>fuck 2/10 leftover after chads, brads, and even thads take any passable sluts
>is most likely a nigger
>I-I’m a success, I-I had sex with a drunk whore once
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Pat Mac is the correct answer. The man is a legend.
I've missed you, user.
haha OP here, post body
Not that guy, but post yours.
I fucked a thot last night now my dick smells like tuna AMA
also nuva-rings or whatever are fucking awful, kept getting caught on my dick and coming out.
You're on Jow Forums, you don't have desirable genes.
Go on
based
Based. And you've got a good voice, you could be a radio/podcast personality
>The greatest joy a man can know is to conquer his enemies and drive them before him. To ride their horses and take away their possessions. To see the faces of those who were dear to them bedewed with tears, and to clasp their wives and daughters in his arms.
It still failed miserably, if white man was in charge it wouldn't have been one decade sub empire
>It still failed miserably
>1:200 men direct descendants of him
>if white man was in charge it wouldn't have been one decade sub empire
not the guy you're sperging at but you're embarrasing yourself. you can't win as a bouncer unless you exude presence and command respect and it takes a lot to get there
we're all gonna make it, you just gotta cope less first
>Where the fuck is your chin? Im looking for where I lost mine
>you can't win as a bouncer
Should have stopped there lol
true and basedpilled
no
its schwarzen-egger
egger is related to "edge"
Closest thing imo is to be a pro MMA fighter. Although Conan was never a pit fighter in the books (I don’t think) he was in the movie, not to mention being involved in MMA amounts to a lot of traveling and odd adventures. Just being in my local gym for a few years has introduced me to some weird characters/ mini adventures.
KEK, BASED
i fucking love you
Looks like someone got denied a job as a bouncer due to being too much of a pussy.
>B-but I never wanted that job in the first place, I just applied ironically
Cope harder
It would be aa UFC fighter or making the highest elite level special forces and then living the life of a mercenary.
Conan: The Barbarian is the story of a bodybuilder and a surfer who bummed around getting high, disgusted by the degeneracy they saw in the decaying civilization of the time: full of whores and increasingly dominated by a hippie/homosexual snake-cult let by an evil and charismatic figure.
Since these were the only people seemingly willing and able to stand up to the hippies, eventually an aging patriarch paid them to get back his wayward daughter who had fallen under the spell of the cult.
The lesson is: be strong and self-reliant, but enjoy yourself. and don't fall for the gay and collectivist bullshit.
Nah, I finished high school.
lole, you sound like hispanic DSP
You have a cool voice, you should work on the radio
Conan the Cuck is a gay film for closeted gays about being gay.
He kills ZERO jews and doesn't even advocate for their slaughter. Shit/10
Good one user, I'm sure you're not still reeling from being told to fuck off back to {Pegredgdddit.
ya seethe lil guy? ya boil?
This, actually. I bounce on and off and I will never touch a client. Stay on the up and up, keep the mysterious ronin mystique
>Fred
Holy golden pepperoni
PLEASE START A PODCAST
there is no equivalent and there never was goofy. Its a masculine power fantasy, emphasis on the word fantasy. You might as well be asking about being a superhero.
Based Dom
You're honestly the best poster on Jow Forums these days
Fucking based. Best post in this shit thread.
starting a pagan tribe and posting about it on instagram
>implying being street muscle increases social status either
Most bouncer don’t exude anything they just get two or three guys as backup then start shoving
>fucking top level guys != keeping and holding top level guys
Joining ISIS
i tried joining but they said i needed to be 21 to join
FPBP, or a random African militia.
A career criminal. Join a gang.
Jow Forums needs some serious quality control. To many fags like OP have infested this board.
Based
Your voice/the way you speak reminds me of reviewtechusa, thought.
Money's shit.
>wondering what to do today
>see thread
>have the big ass anthology sitting around still unread
Thanks, OP.
Good job