/britfeel/

wait how does it work then? I thought the runs were good for you cause they made you lose weight

*hits you full force in the head*
cheeky cunt

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Watching the This is England series lads, it's kind of shit. The film was excellent, 86 was pretty good, 88 was bad and 90 is just shit

Is that it?Pfft not even original

How very immature desu

Yeah but you're mostly losing water weight with diarrhea

Finally back home lads. Managed to have a few hours sleep on my brother's sofa which surprised me

What's the safest legal high that's decent lads? Bored as fuck and I don't feel like getting pissed. No friends so I can't get anything illegal. Has to be something I can buy online or over the counter

Nangs are pretty good but the high only lasts like a second, so they're shit as well

Love of course! Haha

fellow bennie claimers
don't we get an extra ten quid in December?

god awful song

Yeah I've had those before, I'd need a crate of them to last me the night.

I got a plan, lads. We're all going to Tahiti!

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Poppers lad, makes it easier to fuck you as well

yeah first week if you're eligible

a tenner though.. it's nothing

thanks lad, in dire need of a tenner.

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thats a box of carling tbqh.

>dad thinks a number of well documented things didn't happen
>is adamant that Henry VIII actually existed

>you think Henry VIII is a conspiracy theory

That's a new one.

How do we deal with the nonce menace?

How are my comfy anons holding up? Still all tucked up in bed nice and warm.

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>Henry VIII didn't exist
Explain.

90% of noncing is committed by lonely autists.
The only solution is state issued girlfriends.

Christmas Bonus lad. Also get a Cold Weather Payment if it gets too cold

me too lad. I have no ambitions, hobbies or passions and I wish I could be a happy child again.
it always is lad.

You know what annoys me about the big muscular characters from video games? You never see them eat. The amount they would need to maintain their physique is insane. Whenever they're off camera they would need to be eating.

afternoon lids how is everyone?

A gang of nonce hunters on every street, several decoys in every chat room, more decoys than children on facebook.

youtube.com/watch?v=I2BBAx178kw

It's time we stomped out the 'orrible jelly belly bastids once and for all.

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Well yeah you dont see them shit either desu

Bashed my tie and broke it last night, furthermore I have not watched goblin slayer or made anything to eat yet

Do you have any proof that I won't say is falsifiable?

Was Henry VIII the first larp?

>How are my comfy anons holding up?
rolling some joints before getting stuck into RDR2

Legally anyone under the age of 13 should not be on any online service, including forums, games etc. The law or whatever has been about for above a decade and is called something like COPPA. Companies actually face a huge fine for each person under the age of 13 using their service. Strangely though it doesn't seem to be enforced at all and parents bypass the whole thing by just signing up with a fake date of birth.

Be a bit boring init lad

>2 minutes silence during a nonce sting
It's like a comedy.

>woman keeps talking
Fucking disrespectful bint.

Not sure if my medication is starting to work or if I'm just having a good day lads

Think is girl gonna flake on me because of her 'anxiety'
fuck sake

How long and what are you on? Sick of feeling hungry and nauseous tbqh

you shut your mouth
oregano

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Needing to eat on GTA SA was a terrible idea. Then there's that one bit where you have to get max muscle in the gym just to get a gf, so annoying

Stop making her anxious then

It's amazing how realistic GTA SA was.

Sertraline for a week today, was walking to Sainsburys and it just dawned on me that I'm feeling pretty happy

When I was 12 I ran a forum full of 20 year olds mostly, they still to the end never believed I was 12

>Strangely though it doesn't seem to be enforced at all
Maybe that's because it's impossible to enforce, dumb boi.

having a wonderful Christmas time. Simple as.

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Some of the best raiders I've played with in WoW have been underaged. It does make you slightly uncomfortable and unable to have adult discussions though.

Don't tell me you lads actually believe in Henry VIII

sertrameme does nothing, they'll put you on it for anything. I was happy on sertraline for all of 2 minutes before I got moved to escatalopram then mirtazipine then i just stopped taking them as I realised they dont do anything but make you a numb husk.

It's too late.
We've got the chatlogs.

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>giving anecdotal evidence as medical advice

Henry the VI got to marry prime jailbait the lucky bastard

Reported to COPPA for child exploitation.

It's not impossible to enforce. Just need to convince parents that their child under the age of 13 does not need to be on social media and by not being on social media their chance of being nonced is reduced to 0%

Not really, I mean a 13 year old might not be able to relate to mortgage application discussions, but they can still discuss 90% of stuff. Even then they'd probably enjoy those discussions too because then they'll learn something new

Is there any test you can do that will tell you somebody's age?
Like a actual medical test instead of just guessing based on how developed someone is?

Oh yeah the guy deffo shouldnt listen to me but the fact is sertraline is prescribed to anyone that even remotely confesses to ever feeling sad.

t. 13 year old who wants to post on /britfeel/

Get out of here kid.

SAMP is great. Way better than GTA V online. There's one server that is really good. There are even roleplay servers

>mfw my depression medication turns me into a violent psychopath who can't be out in public
Well that's another excuse to stay inside all day playing video games.

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I think you can examine someone's teeth but it's not an instant thing

Look up their hoop and count the rings

There's a reason it's prescribed lad, it works. The people that react badly to it are the minority which you go through the process of trying other SSRIs and finding one that does work. Sertraline, if I recall correctly, is one of the milder SSRIs which is why it's prescribed so much also

>their chance of being nonced is reduced to 0%
Seems to be the glory days of noncing were pre internet. Jimmy didn't need a chat room. In fact I'll bet that most child sexual abuse is still perpetrated by someone the child knows irl. The government tries to convince people of a lot of things, doesn't mean they'll do it. Convincing needs a big stick to go along with it, if you want it to work

A 13 year old can still relate to many older people on many issues

Isn't it crazy how so much of our law revolves around age when it's impossible to tell.

nonce hunters are a bunch of arrogant cunts. the chief guy is a right knob

Any lads off to the Enter Shikari gig in Cardiff this Tuesday?

Tell you what lads I wouldn't mind nomming on emma stone's delicious feeties

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You're an actual nonce. Leave 13 year old children alone.

>I refuse to interact with anyone more than 3 months older or younger than me

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Not really, seeing as the vast majority, pretty much 99.999% of people have government documents that have their age on

>completely unverfiable piece of paper

>ayy bbgurl u fine lemme see dat driving licence or passport tho

I do leave them alone, I'm just saying that it's quite possible to have a conversation with someone outside your age range

WAHEY DARREN YOU MENTALIST

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>have unironically asked a girl I shagged for her ID in the club
granted it was in a jokey manner but I doubted she was 25 because she looked younger than me and I was 21

>death by misadventure
surely the actual cause of death would be asphyxiation

>it's quite possible to have a conversation with someone outside your age range
Sounds like nonce mischief to me!
They come with cookies! They come with puppies!
Chatting, noncing, wanking, sneaking, raping!
Pedos and perverts CURSE THEM!

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>Prankster Darren Bay, 29, blacked out as stuffed the 99p burger
I guess journalists don't even need a basic grasp of the English language to get work now.

Was she actually 25?

insert some funny comment here

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She was

originally

>journalists
>daily mail
pick one

My firestick remote is now making a quiet and slightly muted noise that is similar to an old dial up internet modem. Nothing is even on

Anyone watching Spurs/Arse?

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No is that some kind of cowboy gay porn?

Going to Costco with mummy today lads

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Boy if you confess you might get blessed, see if you deserve what comes next.