Do you guys hit the gym showers immediately after your workout?

Been lurking here before I made it

For that much money a month I'd expect there's a Secret Room in the back where you get 'happy endings' after your workout from the qt3.14 receptionist, ffs. Meanwhile I'm Fitness 19 master-race at $99 a YEAR.. xD
Where do you go? I'd like to mug you on your way out of the gym for the 4-digits of cash you must carry in your wallet. xD

Good on you, though. Nice to see some people doing well. ;-)

>xD
please stop

What? My face actually does that if I laugh hard enough long enough. :-)

my gym's showers are pretty gay, there are no courtains and when you open the doors you literally see someones asshole

no, i rinse my face and put some moisturizer on

>you literally see someones asshole
uhhhhhh...... dude......
If, at your gym, you got guys spreading their ass-cheeks so you can actually see their anus, then you're at the Wrong Gym.

>electric shower

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Why would you not make use of the complementary prostate stimulants?

I think I'll eventually start taking showers in my gym. The showers are actually somewhat decent, except I've always been a little bad at showering anywhere but my home, since I was a kid. I've only just recently started to grow out of it.

What I dislike is that my gym (the only decent gym in my town to do Oly) is at like 45mins away from my place on a bus ride. And after gym I have to go to college. So I'd have to ride the bus with a huge bag filled with my clothes and a towel, and bodywash and all that shit plus my college backpack. Fucking annoying.
Then I'd have to walk around completely afraid of being jumped by a nigger.

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>Using public showers

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>Carrying cash
>Being rich

Pick 1. Cash is only handy for drugs, bribes and tips. I always know the person ahead of me at Whole Foods is poor when they've got to use cash or some debit card

>being the autistic insecure fatty that changes unshowered into his streetwear

Imagine being this autistic

Yes.
Would prefer if I could just dunk my gear in a freshwater tub, but my tub at home is shit for this purpose.
Instead I use the handicapped stall at the gym. I wash my gear off, and lay it on the bench while I wash myself off.

Where’s the hooker to give you a post-workout massage and blowjob?

>cash or a debit card
so what are you using?

I have to shower becuase i'm all over in rust dust after workout

Mirin

Been wondering if I should add cheap pair of flip flops to my gym bag to wear in the shower.

You probably get offended when you see naked dudes in the locker

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My gym has been overrun with smelly pajeets that literally walk through the shower area barefoot - you're crazy if you think I'm going expose myself to such levels of fungus and fecal matter.

Probably some smart phone app

>he likes having all his purchases being tracked constantly
So you enjoy having corporations and the government up your ass 24/7?

Also I've never met a well-off person who didn't have a bunch of cash in their wallet. It's a status thing.

Listen: back in the day I went to a gym that had showers, and I used them. I got sick way more often. I stopped using the showers, got sick way less. Don't use gym showers.

fuck off

Gold lingot. It's the stablest currency.

Pleb.

...but Starbucks and the gym doesn’t take gold these days. Maybe when SHTF...

>My gym has no showers
Wtf

A credit card derp

Yes because I’m not nasty and the 30 minute wait from the ride there to home would kill me knowing I’m sitting in my own sweat

Yes you should people are gross

How do you know someone isn't cumming in the bodywash and conditioner? Who could resist the temptation to mog everyone in the gym by making them bathe in your cum?

If you aren't the one cumming in the shampoo, you are the one being cummed on.

You’re just bullshitting now

My neighbour is pretty wealthy and he usually carries around the equivalent of $1200 in his pocket

You poor little delicate flower

Nah I go straight home and shower because I have a pretty in-depth skincare routine and I don't want to haul all my shit to and from the gym every day.

stretch eat shower

This isn't the first time you post that.

I lift at home and have no gf.
So no.

i don't feel comfortable showering at the gym in too autistic/beta/self conscious to do it

this is cool I will admit though, I'd be tempted to shower at a place like equinox if it wasn't too crowded. having people clean and dry your gym clothes while showering is a God tier perk, decadent even.

lmao

Know any good restaurants with showering stalls on site?

This is why I smell the soap at new gyms. Told my lil cousin about this this and he thought it was kinda weird buy I had to educate him that their are fucks out there like you.

I've read this exact post before

Na I go home first. I just keep my shoes/belt/wraps/bottle in my gym locker. The locker room is too humid for me to ever dry off, anyway

any hotel?

still smellin another mans cum, mogged

Maybe it's just autism, but I always that this was really fucking weird. I've always shown up in my gym clothes and changed at home. I've never felt so desperate to shower after working out that I couldn't just wait until I got home. For what it's worth I have no problem changing in front of strangers when it actually makes sensesto do so, like at a pool or something. I don't get why it's seen as normal to be so eager to get naked with a bunch of dudes and not just gay as fuck. Meanwhile, dressing well and having good hygiene is somehow seen as gay. Fuck this gay earth.

oh hey it's based Equinox poster

Yes. I used to just go home, but my schedule changed so it’s easier to just shower there and go. I like it: nice hot showers, built-in hairdryers,not crowded in the mornings, very clean (I think they clean it daily), usually young dudes so no gross bodies. The only thing that sucks is the boomers. This one leathery ass old white guy in a speedo showers every morning around the same time as me, and painstakingly applies Lotion to every part of his naked body.
It’s not really weird. Everyone in the shower understands that there’s etiquette: you usually face the wall, eyes up or parallel, don’t stare. Most people are polite.

>If you aren't the one cumming in the shampoo, you are the one being cummed on.
Unironically wise words. For instance, one can reject on principle, but that won't make violence go away. In any life or death situation, it's kill or be killed. Cum in the shampoo, or be cummed on. It's your choice.

> getting the moisturizing and conditioning properties of the peptide-rich semen solution

This is a bad thing how?

And you're still mirin

It is weird though. Cheap shower curtains are like one fucking dollar at wal mart. Why is it normal for gym showers to be completely exposed? I also never understood why the fuck bathroom stalls are like 5 fucking feet tall and start a foot off the ground. Does no one think sharing bowel movements with strangers within line of eye contact is even the slightest bit awkward? Or are manlets with scat fetishes so common that they had enough influence over culture to the point where no on else finds this odd?

I just change into shorts, wash my face and hands and go straight into the sauna for 10 minutes, then take a cold shower, a couple of cycles of that and the steam room and I head home to shower properly.

>they do your laundry for you
WHAT THE FUCK
just your workout clothes or your regular clothes too?

Laundry is one of the worst parts of working out. If they gave me clean clothes and clean towels... it's almost as helpful as them lifting the weights for me!

I've got a good deal at my current gym, grandfathered in on the old pricing tier and they've got a nice sauna and towel service. But fuckin laundry is VeRY tempting

>Laundry is one of the worst parts of working out.
>come home
>toss your gym clothes in the washing machine
>hang them on the clothesline in an hour
Wow, that was hard

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Washing machines are fucking expensive you cunt

Do people really do this? Run a cycle with obly one outfit in it that is. Seems expensive and wasteful to me.

>Yanks

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This. Enjoy your golden staph infections and piss/cum soaked floors faggots, I’ll stick to my clean and beautiful home shower right behind my local gym.

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Do you live in the middle of the desert or something? I pity you, poorfag waterlets.
I also love taking two hour long baths with running water a couple of times per month, imagine how heavenly it feels.

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Just workout clothes. It means you never really need to take anything to or from the gym, as everything is in your permanent locker

mate what the fuck hell yes you should, are you going in there without shower shoes? that's a, and may allah forgive me for uttering the word, big yikes from me dawg

Most days, sometimes on the weekend I come home and have a hot bath after instead.

>Why is it normal for gym showers to be completely exposed?

Shitty gyms deliberately have shitty showers and no towels. A long shower uses meaningful amounts of energy and water- if everyone took relaxing showers it'd totally eat into Mr Shekelberg's profits so a $10,$20 membership wouldn't be possible.

>Why is it normal for gym showers to be completely exposed
One less thing to clean and might discourage inappropriate acts

>living in a dumpster out behind your gym

How rich are you? I have a healthy income and I generally try and carry cash (though I live in Canada and we're the second most cashless country in the world right now). I've known only one person rich enough to never ever have cash, and she had a private banking card (her dad owns diamond mines in Africa and Canada's North). Generally other people in my income bracket and even substantially higher that I've known tend to carry cash, but maybe it's different in USA.

Is this accurate pricing? Doesn't seem too bad, kind of annoying that there's no Equinox in my city. I'm considering joining a country club here with a gym and similar amenities, but it's much pricier, and more than that, somewhat inconvenient due to distance from my job.
You shop for yourself? I guess you're not that rich after all...

About $10 MM but I think it's more about being in the US- credit card fees are low to non-existent, you rack up rewards and frequent flyer miles, and if anyone fucks with your info or anything you buy breaks they take care of you.

I bought a wine fridge a year ago and it broke so Amex cut me a check for $250 (price of the fridge), didn't need anything but the receipt

It's $315/month for Boston executive membership, which gets you a locker and worldwide access.

I generally have a PA shop for groceries but my condo is directly connected to a Whole Foods so it's nice for hotbar stuff or very fresh meat and seafood.

Your crack smoking neighbor on social security doesn't count

Nope, need to treat myself to an after-lift fap at home first

Showers kill your gains and tank your test levels.
Think about it, our ancestors were conquerors and you know what they didn't have? Showers, arithmetic, or vaccines. 0 coincidence

I shower immediately when I get home. I used to shower at the gym but it got kinda gross in there.

You sound like an absolute faggot.

I go home and shower
don't feel comfortable showering with others
I keep my backpack near me when working out if there's no lockers available, I don't fucking care if it possibly causes an inconvenience for others, more lockers or my shit stays on the floor

in the days before internet, gym showers were the number one place outside of gay bars where fags would cruise for dick. If you are a gym owner who wants to discourage this behavior, you make it so the showers aren't private enough for it happen.

>Shower cubicle door is half frosted glass (in the middle) and half normal glass (at the top and bottom)
Why?? It's like the only way anyone could have thought this was a good idea was if they were trying to show how macho and confident in their sexuality they are. Surely the first thought one has when designing a shower cubicle is an opaque door, or no door at all.