Have 3 sets of pulldowns left

wait for her to finish and then smell the seat

ask her if you can work in between her sets, and then just smell seat

Go do weighted pull ups and wonder why I was doing such a shitty exercise in the first place

Pretend like she doesn't exist, rack my weight again, then sit down and start pulling.

kek

take her home and punish her for being sexy and making me too horny

0/10 autism scale. you do not belong here alien

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Jeez laweez, please let me squeeze!

This but with assisted pullups

this but with weighted pull ups

>leaving your machine without leaving any indication that you're coming back
>using the peasant fountain instead of you water bottle

Retard walked off for long enough for someone to take the machine, he’s in the wrong

Absolutely based.

I stopped reading at the last 3 sets of pulldowns part

Fucking weak dyel

lmao, if someone walks off without any indication they are still using the machine, I am going to use it, and if they come back and tell me they have sets left and I can work in, I will tell them to fuck off. This would still be the case if I was a thot.

why not pull ups?

autist and weak

The fuck are you doing pulldowns in the first place?

Take another bar and beat her to death with it

You move it you lose it, gym rules. Probably should have had your sips next to you

do weighted pullups because im not a weak dyel bitch

Sit behind her and help on the reps she's struggling with

Ugh this happened to me last week, unbelievable how many white knights there are.

>on pull machine
>sweating like a madman, took too much coffee to work on some paperwork in the morning
>go get some paper towels to wipe off sweat, closest rack is empty, go far away
>come back to some thot on the machine
>tell her I was using it, she says no
>she just sits on it with her phone
>ask her if she's done
>some midget Mexican starts asking me what my problem is
>fat upper body, tank top, dyel legs, typical curlbro spic
>I look down on him ready to snap his neck, I look genuinely pissed, I only have an hr to workout a day
>old dude comes and asks what the problem is, he's genuinely nice
>tell him she's just sitting there doing nothing while I was using it
>he fucking takes her side
>then some fucking machine bros asks what my problem is when clearly I was using it first
>the whole fucking situation escalates, the Mexican riles up all the midget Mexicans, the old guy pretends not to care while staring at her ass, then the staff member kicks me out
>as he's talking to me in the front I still see her DOING NOTHING ON THE MACHINE
>termination fee, on contract, never go back to 24 hr fitness again

>Pulldowns
t. someone that can't do pullups

do you actually say that or just think it really hard haha

>not doing both
t. latlet

>Actually doing fat pulldowns

Kys fatty

The only time people have taken up the equipment I was using is because they're dumb older women who have no sense of etiquette or because it's random asshole "trainers" that don't even work at the gym but they're giving a routine to whoever they happen to be coaching and think it's fine for them to take the equipment without even asking.

Gym qts usually ask to work in because most guys are too spergy to ask to do that.

pretend to tie my shoe and lean over to smell the seat

You're confusing Jow Forums with Jow Forums again. It's ok, you're new after all. :-)

Nothing wrong with not being able to do pull-ups. Most people dont have the necessary muscle mass/strength to do one. We all started from the bottom and worked our way up.

Offer to spot and just crouch behind her, sniffing her ass

do 3 sets of brap sniffdowns instead

Cum in her hair to assert dominance

You've never ever said that when someone asked to work in lmao.

Would not happen because if I need water in my bottle I get it before I touch a machine. I work my shit till I'm finished to not take up a machine for no reason.

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amazin

"Hey, I've got two sets left. Mind if we share?

To think this could all have been avoided if you weren't such an autistic retard.

"Hey, would you mind if we share while we're each resting? I'm trying to get out of here by X o'clock? Thanks, I really appreciate it. SNIFFFFFFF"

^ all it would have taken for you to not get kicked out of the gym

I can do 5x10 pullups at 180 but for some reason they dont feel like they hit my lats/back the way pulldowns do, terrified of tendonitis since ive already had a bout and bicep pumps just scare me at this point.

>go do pull-ups instead
bitch wants me to talk to her obviously, and after pulling this shit as if I'm even going to look at her

If you can't move your body you're effectively physically retarded.

Sniff the seat until she leaves.

I'm a total autist but it seems super obvious to me that all you have to do in this situation is bury your face in her ass and grope her armpits. This is like basic social skills.

Nigger as an absolutely untrained, complete weakling I used the pulldown machine for like three weeks before I started doing pullups. Let the thots and DYELs have the machine and stay out of your way while you do chins/pullups. Y-you're not a fatass, are you, user?

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based Schizo user.

>talking to girls
>at the gym

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Workout at night when women are sleeping so they’re well-rested for their air conditioned office jobs in the morning.

I just use use the other lat pulldown machine.

You probably wait like a sweating autist for the one squat rack as well.

Get a better gym.

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Way to overreach there dickwad.
Everything has a progression. Doing pull-downs can help gain mass and strength to eventually do a pull-up.

fucccck thattttt bitttccchhhh thoottttt
get her out of the gym
REEEEEEEEEE

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>have 3 sets of pulldowns left
>take a water break
what the fuck

I guess they'll just wait until you move then sit down and do their reps

Wait until she's done and..

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This

seriously how do you even get to the low level of this guy?

Squat or get down on your knee

same although if i was a thot id say it in a sexy way

>What do?

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ask to take turns

Guess I'm done lol

>open the hatch under the seat and insert my face

I think it would be funny if people posted brap on instagram to when these girls post ass pictures

just a thought

The funny thing is: if you watch the whole video you'd see that he was just reaching for something under the chair.

But honestly I would totally do that.

>Hey can I work in while you're resting ?
>"Yeah sure"
Have you never been at a gym before or something ?

Try bringing your legs in front of you.

Stop being a complete faggot and go do pullups like a normal person.

do people actually reserve machines? like all you gotta do is move the fucking pin to change a weight.

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Just ask her if you can finish your set while she rests, also;

>Not putting your water bottle on the machine seat to mark that it's taken

>when she ends set the pin to the bottom of the stack
>try to pull it
>release a monstrous fart

Le Supreme Gentleman

>wait behind her
>take opportunity to work in
>smile laugh ask her about your form
>introduce yourself and walk away
Now you can say hi whenever user

>Not lurking outside in the dark like a rapey spider to scuttle up to her and chase her to her car with a big stiffy to scare the pant-shitting-Christ out of her for getting you kicked from your gym.

She should have been sobbing in her Prius uncontrollably as you stood on her hood, shitting on the air-intakes to her AC, angry penis pointing directly at her. Absolutely bluepilled.

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based

lmao no you won't, you'll meekly say "okay" and let me continue doing my sets like every single other person who has ever gone to a gym

nice larp though

Fuck is wrong with you?

Angry penis
Thanks for the laugh

Kek

>Manlet starts a manlet uprising.
Typical at 24hr. I loathe going during the peak hours and try to go as early as possible when I can. PT's are dicks and have their trainees doing meme exercises fucking around the squat rack. Thots being thots, annoying as fuck spend most of the time talking. Boomers staying mostly to the machines but there is a metric ton of them therefore parking is a problem. The place is legit meme tier in terms of marketing. Massive pro is that the place is huge and has a lot of equipment so if you go early you are basically roaming the wild west.

>Not bringing a water bottle so you don't have to get up for a water break

Every time I see a water bottle/towel on equipment I want to use I just grab them and throw them away, nobody says a word because I lift more than 3 people combined anytime at the gym. Once I wiped my ass with some DYEL's towel, he broke into tears and ran out of the gym, haven't seen him since lmao.

Yeah and sniff the seat after her sets

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>the chinese have no culture