Guys I need help, imma smoke weed for the first time in my life with the first friends ive ever had...

>t retard who has never smoked weed

I dont suffer from either and this is like a one time thing

He might be up to something. Be wary of homosexuals

your friends will probably be lighting it, but all you have to do is hold the flame up to the end of the joint and rotate the joint in the flame (make sure its just the end in the flame and nothing else)

to smoke, hold the joint in between your thumb and index finger or index and middle finger. pull the smoke into your mouth first and once its in there just inhale deeply. it'll hurt and taste gross at first but you'll get used to it just power though.

with the a bong, you hold a flame to the very edge of the bowl (the part with weed in it) making sure you only burn the sides, dont nuke the whole bowl unless its your own weed and your friends are doing similar. when lit just inhale steadily through the big hole at the top of the bong, when its filled up with smoke lift the bowl out and just breathe in hard. (sometimes if the bowl is attached to the bong you have to cover a hole with your thumb, then uncover when its full and you inhale into your lungs.

Smoking a blunt or joint: hold with index and thumb, like you're pinching it (don't actually pinch it, just grasp it), when you're going to hit it for the first time, never take a big hit, what you wanna do is inhale strongly and quickly, for barely half a second and pull it away so you don't burn your throat the first time you smoke. You can do a few of these small fast hits to get some smoke in your mouth and throat. Then you breathe in the smoke to your lungs, hold it for a few seconds, then exhale Once you're confortable doing that, you can start trying to inhale slightly longer each mini-hit, until you get the hang of it. When with others, always remember puff, puff, pass, which means two exhales at most.
pipe: hold it so your thumb is on the carb (the little hole on the side, this is how you pull in the smoke) light a side of the weed, don't torch the whole bowl, inhale so the smoke starts pulling into the pipe, then when you have a little bit of smoke in the pipe, lift your thumb off the carb and inhale so air goes through the hole and pushes the smoke into your mouth, then take your mouth off the pipe and inhale the smoke into your lungs
bong: same as pipe except there's no carb, instead you fill the bong with smoke like you would the pipe, then lift the piece (the stem/bowl) out of the bong so you can pull air through and into your mouth, then inhale into your lungs

Youre the best man, thanks for helping a retard like me

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Go fuck yourself you literal npc.

my discord is papaj#4079 if u wanna add id be happy to help if u ever need it

i smoke BIGGG weed

when you breathe in just think like your gently sucking air through a straw its litterally the same, now go practice you qt pie.

BIG WEED BOYS ON THE CLOCK

You guys are the best man, my true friends are you guys

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If they are really your friends then they wont care if you look like an idiot if its your first time. I remember smoking weed for the first time and I barely knew how to use the lighter and ended up coughing for the next 5 minutes. Friends teased me a bit and I didn't get high, but it was still nice.

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people will teach u they may laugh at u but in a good way

You should just admit you have never done it, people who smoke weed are usually thrilled to be there for someone's first time. Don't try to act more experienced than you are, that'll be what gets you into trouble.

>le based and redplled straight edge faggot
You're not special because you choose to not smoke. If anything you're missing out. Stop believing everything your boomer republicans parents tell you.
Think for yourself

also when you're using a bong, you gotta inhale ("pull") much harder than you would a pipe, ESPECIALLY if it's a new or clean pipe, you barely have to pull at all for a clean pipe.

my advice is start with really small hits. you're almost guaranteed to burn your throat your first time smoking, it's okay, it happens, you're gonna cough a shit ton but it's okay because the oxygen deprivation will make you feel higher, just try to bring a cold water bottle if you can, sometimes you can get bad dry mouth depending on the weed and you're gonna want something cold to soothe your throat

best of luck tard, always puff puff pass, don't drive, and enjoy popping your cherry

everyone loves a first timer

How can you be so dumb? You just suck from one end and bring the smoke into your lungs, that's too simple.

How can you be such a tremendous faggot?

Absolutely disgusting. Thanks brother I'll keep an eye on this would be degenerate

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my advice don't do a bong the first time, just smoke a spliff.

have your buddy light it and smoke from it first, look at how he does it. When it's your turn, take the spliff and take a drag, and it will go in your mouth. Inhale the smoke into your lungs, hold it for like 3 seconds, then breath out.

Don't worry if you get it wrong. It took me four seperate tries of smoking weed before I got actually high, since before that I never even smoked a cigarette so didn't understand how to inhale correctly

Let me guess, it's natural so it's harmless and it cures cancer so yeah? I've smoked tons of weed, I've smoked hash, done shrooms, acid, salvia. I've drank more than anyone I know. I know a shit ton about drugs and don't need to hear it from some kid who thinks weed is some god given miracle without any downsides and anyone who says otherwise is evil and trying to ruin his perfectly innocent high. Grow the fuck up, you're chemically altering your brain, everyone's brain is different. I've felt euphoria on weed, I've felt childlike innocence, and love on weed. I've had a nightmarish panic attack on weed that lead me to months of suicidal thoughts. Fucking kids like you think you made a breakthrough in life because you got high and have to defend it like it's personal.

This so much. I used to smoke alot of weed with some friends until one time when I felt depressed I smoked one and experienced depersonalization for the first time and got really freaked out.

After two weeks I smoked again and had a panic attack + heavy depersonalisation for like 3 hours.

For a month after that I had alot of panics attacks and DP attacks when doing absolutely nothing.

I havent smoked since the incidents because I still suffer from DP and panic attacks randomly. I'd rather have someone beat me up or something than experience DP again, its the worst thing I ever had.

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Based and redpilled
I've done many drugs but weed is nothing special to me, everyone has their own preferences yet weedfags never seem to realize that

Look. If they're real friends then just tell them honestly what's up. That's how it was with me and they were happy to help. Don't want to waste weed, after all.

>keeps bringing up politics related memes

Not even a trumptard but you are an NPC. If you deny the downsides of weed you don't know what you are talking about. Though that's fine enough, nothing big with a retard being retarded on Jow Forums, but your hivemind braindead propaganda can end up hurting someone. Weed isn't safe for everyone.

Huh? Politics? What the fuck are you talking about dude, I wasn't the one you originally replied to

>be me
>me and my friends start smoking weed
>good times
>fiends eventually go their own way one by one
>now I smoke weed every day by myself
>haven't made
Just be warned user

Hey man, I've had that happen to me as well. Used to drink a lot back in summer 2016 and developed anxiety from it, then one time when I smoked a pure joint I had the weirdest trip of my life. Then like half a month later a friend made me smoke with him in some dirty forest in my home country, where it's game over if you get caught with weed.

It really fucked with my head, didn't even want to smoke with him. For 2 months after that I had really awful anxiety every single day, panic attacks, derealisation, all that. Unknowingly I developed health problems from my drinking, which contributed a lot to my anxiety at the time because I was having pain without understand why.

After those months of mental torture, I got diagnosed and prescribed medication, which helped a bit. Went back to university and tried smoking again. Would only smoke with a guy who made me 100% comfortable and only indoors, but even then it was 50/50. Either I would enjoy it or go into panic mode. It sucked because I couldn't drink anymore but hated being sober.

Then I found out about hash and when I smoked it I never had a single negative thought, no anxiety at all. Then I did MDMA in early 2017 (once so far) and that for some reason helped with my paranoia weed issues.

Now I smoke weed with no problem. I'd only smoke hash if I could but it's hard to get a dealer where I'm at.

I don't know what I'm saying from all this, but yeah weed is definitely not for everyone and people who act like it's a miracle drug are stupid. Physically it is harmless, but mentally? Not so much. I do like to smoke it, but if I continued having it fuck with me mentally I would've stopped. I only smoke it 2-3 times a week. There is mental illness in my extended family and maybe it's not a good idea for me to smoke weed, but I'd rather use that as a replacement than continue fucking with both my mental and physical health through alcohol

Why is he sitting sideways in his chair and typing with the hand thats furthest away from the keyboard

Don't smoke more than 1 or 2 puffs.
Then wait half an hour before smoking again.

Just be honest and say that you've never smoked weed. Your tolerance is going to be much lower than theirs, so they'll probably have fun watching you laugh a bunch, say stupid shit, etc. I'm sure they'll show you how to use the piece, too; they won't want to waste any weed.

>also when you're using a bong, you gotta inhale ("pull") much harder than you would a pipe,
This is definitely true but also don't overdo it unless you're ready to end up extremely fucking high to the point of being nonfunctional

Smoking with other people is nauseating. It tends to bring out anxiety, assuming you aren't a normie.
My advice, smoke alone in your house.
Also, you may or may not get the urge to masturbate. Masturbation on weed is the ultimate high.
Also, be prepared. You'll probably feel comatose if your friend let you hit a bong. Don't do it more than twice. You'll feel it within a few minutes, then just hold on tight and get comfy.