Why the fuck is everyone on r9k and reddit so intelligent? Everyone is in college for CS and engineering, got a 1...

>I cant drink or do drugs because they make me dumber and i risk my career with that.
>I dont have friends because i am so fucking hopeless i always have to get into peoples shit and be the smartest one.
>Girls dont give a shit AT ALL about me.
>Holy shit "i like smart guys" i want to fucking burn those whores alive.

these aren't really problems.

sat/act scores don't correlate with intelligence and/or potential for success. I pulled a 34 on the act and because i have no ambitions or passions, i still ended up going to an 80% acceptance rate mediocre state state school

>something measurable doesn't correlate with something immeasurable.
found the dumb person

as with height / dick size / etc threads, only the winners post theirs so it looks like everyone is top percentile

The most retarded thread on r9k rn only pseudointellectual self fellating douchebags would tolerate and even encourage this thread.
>Pepe meme
>obviously posts on reddit
>brown nosing Jow Forums and Reddit in one post

You can be smart academically but be a fucking idiot where it really matters. Most people on Reddit and r9k would get raped in a totally avoidable situation because they have no life experience and are ignorant of red flags.

Honestly I graduated high school with 8th grade knowledge of math. But I started taking amphetamines and everything got better. I think iq is something robots like to differentiate between them and normal fags.

They're LARPing or normies who got lost from /soc/.

Im super unhappy, user.

I have so much cool shit happening around me and honestly everyday i see more people who have it worse than me than people who have it better than me.

But in spite of it all i feel like shit.

I am happier being alone in the woods at 4am smoking a joint than i am living this life.

All i want is friends.

I have tried everything, being a degenerate drug user, being an academic and having my shit together, going to stupid fucking meetups with people, pretending to be interested in them. ACTUALLY being interested in them. Dating.

I am repulsive. This hurts more than anything.

I'll be your friend, user. What games do you like to play?

>believing that you are above average

DESU. Brainlets like me have nowhere to go.

Ive had friends from r9k, they keep you company for a day and in a week they disappear from steam friends list.

I've never added anyone on here, but It's alright. I can understand how that can be discouraging. I hope you can make a good friend from one of your peers, user.

Because they're fucking lying. Go into one of the threads where people post their IQ and the average will be over 140. People here just don't want to accept that they suck at everything. They want it to be like in their videogames, like everyone is good at something, and it all balances out. But it doesn't, they are just shit.

Thanks user.

I wish the best for you too.

I actually meet a good friend from here and we went to a conveniention. Not all robots are bad imho.

>cs
>intelligent

This

Also everyone likes to lie about intelligence because it's something you cannot disprove so literal retards can go around saying they have 140+ iq which is what happens in these iq threads

go on wizchan its slow but plenty of the posters are fellow brainlets

I think its the opposite. The dumb people are the ones posting an inflated iq score

>1300+
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>international radioastronomy research centre.
sounds amazing desu. i wish i could do something like this but am too lazy to apply myself

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Every time I think of myself as of intelligent, question rises in my mind: "How you ended up on Jow Forums then?"
Every time

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Despite the preponderance of phoneposters the domain of online shitposting is still mostly the disaffected children of upper middle class first-world parents, which selects for intelligence but not much else. Btw I scored in the 99th percentile on the SAT and have an officially sanctioned IQ of 135.

most of the students on here are wasting their time at school and will end up in middle salary jobs they hate. IQ tests are easier for people who are familiar with puzzles (like in video games), but almost all lifelong gamers are clinically retarded.

speaking of engineering programs, you would literally not have much time for or interest in Jow Forums if you were in a serious one.

also, if the people you're referring to suck ass at talking to women or making friends (basic human qualities), they will suck at getting jobs unless they invest fuckloads of hours into 1 highly specific skill with low competition

Yeah i guess at least some of you have that going for you

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Yeah it is weird, every board I go to on Jow Forums I'm surrounded by self made millionaires and doctors and engineers, it's almost like its incredibly easy to lie on the internet or something.

god you fucking humblebragging cunt, if you're doing that well then you could at least try to enjoy what you're doing

IQ measures how rich your parents are and nothing else, only brainlets think the magic smart number matters

I am about to be a perioperative nurse.
It's because when you can think you have to be careful and learn the skill of wrangling your emotions because you think more abstractly and thoroughly than most others.

I just drink alcohol.
Every 3 days to be exact. I've found it is far enough apart to keep me from having side effects and allows me some time to wind down.

I really REALLY wish weed was legal and I could use it...
Would you rather have a stoner surgeon who is extra careful or a drunk surgeon? Because as of right now, they're all without exception drunk as fuck because to get to that point you have to be smart enough to be depressed all day.

>t. low IQ retard who doesn't understand what it measures

lmao
IQ can be skewed by education, which correlates with parental wealth, but that's just one facet of your overall intelligence. You do need innate ability to score high.

people in uni are pretty low iq my man
t. uni student

I don't go to uni and I never will.

I guarantee I'm more intelligent than 90% of Jow Forums posters.

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there are too many different IQ indicators that it's just a huge meme at this point.
some people have good memory, others critical thinking, even street smarts can make someone look intelligent.
i have nothing

>IQ is a meme

Typical response of a brainlet who has never put any critical thought into it.

IQ tests measure how good you are at problem solving and how good your pattern recognition skills are. Both of these directly relate to cognition, which in essence is intelligence.

I second this notion, for the record.

Stop reddit spacing, learn what a paragraph is.

Because dumb people don't feel miserable as often and don't want to get out of their reality by going onto an imageboard and posting weird shit that is unrelated or only loosely related to their real life and the people around them as a form of escapism.