Tall Girls

idk I dont live in the future

>tfw you're a 5'11 girl and you can't wear nice heels or you're taller than most guys

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I'd like to date someone as tall as me or ~2 inches shorter.
Thats female model tier for a damn good reason.
t. 6' incel

I'm 5'11 too, be my gf. I've always wanted to fuck a girl my own height.

Just height mog on then sis

Where the fuck do you live that people are so short? Commifornia? My gf is from there and I feel like a god at 6'4" when I visit. So many short people, they don't even sell shoes above a size 12 there. But ya, she's the same height and wears them sometimes, lots of tall dudes here in the Midwest.

I'm aware that with the creation of mongrels/mutts they will be bred out of existence. It makes finding and subduing one all the more important

You see now transgender surgeons are getting lazy, just stuffing the penis into her thigh.

Could you carry me like a fireman over your shoulder?
I try not to be mean to people but I did do that to one guy in high school who was 5'4 and picked on me when I turned him down.
North Carolina. If I wear 3" heels I feel like I tower over most people.

Yes, but I'd rather carry you like a princess. How much do you weigh?

White girls who are 6'0 are always good looking. Is this something that has to do with Scandinavians being genetically god tier?

please be my tall gf!11!

I go between 135-145lbs depending on the season. I swim so I have big shoulders and legs so I'm not as fat as you'd think

Hot. My former oneitis was around your weight. Hair/eye color?

Light brown/dirty blonde and blue-green

What do you do for fun desu?

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reading, stargazing, masturbate, sewing, baking

What's your favorite kind of porn? Ideal dick size?

I don't watch much porn but when I do it's amateur romantic stuff, making out and lots of soft touching. Ideal dick size would be 6" and decently thick but not so wide it hurts.

>tfw no tall gf who enjoys towering over you

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I don't normally like towering over people.

I would love to do that with you. And, as it happens, mine is just a hair over six. It looks really small to me though.
I am not an attractive man, though. I look like a very slightly less ugly version of Private Pyle.

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I'm 6ft 2 tfw no qt giant to stamp on my balls

Do what with me? I actually also kinda like Vincent D'Onofrio, at least the older scruffy one.

I literally only clicked into this begauce I thought her inner thigh was a penis.
I'm not gay I just wanted to shitpost against trapshills...
Trust me.

I'd prefer someone taller than myself, don't know if I have any specific numbers, but I'm much more attracted to taller girls.
I'm a 5'7 manlet, so if I weren't so unattractive it'd be realistic too.

Make you feel loved during sex. Always wanted to do that for a girl. I'd want to cradle your face and stroke your hair and talk sweetly to you and all that.

Oh right. That sounds really comfy. I've never experienced that before, I'd love to have someone to snuggle with.

so learn to like it then

They're really pretty, I like them quite a bit, I'm not big or strong, so they never really pay attention to me though
Being cute as a male has it's perks with shorter women, and men, but tall women don't really like it as much.
>5'4", 120lb

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Which is a shame. Do you like it sometimes?

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That's a superb post-op trap.

I only do it when people that are shorter than me are mean.

would you date a shorter boy?

I'm 5'6 so finding a taller woman than me is incredibly easy. Short women want tall men and tall women want tall men. No woman wants a short man.

Yes, to a point. Personality is more important than height to me.

no I don't give a fuck about women unless it's the one I'm currently jerking off to

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Would it be a turn off if I held your throat, maybe choke you a little bit when you're close to cumming? I would find it really hot for a girl to trust me like that.

whats the point? lke 5'6" or something more like 5'9"

>tfw 5 foot 4 148lbs
I wish I was as cute as you fuck fuck FUCK.

Yes, very much so.
Probably around 5'7. Any shorter and it would be awkward in bed and his face would be in my chest when we hugged.

>and his face would be in my chest when we hugged
Heaven

Not really. I'm flat chested.

but motorboat hugs are sweet

I see. What's your idea of a fun date?

>Any shorter and it would be awkward in bed
?

People have been getting only taller since ancient times.

Then his head will be held even closer to your heart :)

super heaven

I'm an A cup. there's not much to motorboat.
A fun date would be lunch at some place neither of have been before, a walk somewhere tranquil, or a museum.
I liked to kiss a lot during sex and that's difficult if your forehead is on my chin.

No, cavemen were the same height as modern average. There was a few hundred years were people become much shorter than average now, but that was due to nutrients and eating too much wheat. Then people went back to normal during the industrial revolution where we're capped off

sciencedaily.com/releases/2004/09/040902090552.htm

either way I'm talking about genetic modification which will be used to make people as short as possible.

>tall
>flat chest
Trans or not I would date you either way.

We've come to find out taller people don't live as long though, so there's definitely a cap, or regression coming along eventually. Probably not in/anywhere near our lifetimes though

>I liked to kiss a lot during sex and that's difficult if your forehead is on my chin.
not if you're on top tho
although im like 5'11 so it's wouldnt really matter to me anyway

Are you trans or implying I am?

That sounds pretty good. What's your personality and sense of humor like?

Cheekily implying you might be

I'm a huge dork. shy, like being comfy with a book and some tea. I like really bad jokes and awful puns.
You're funny.

What does a painter do when they get cold?

they put on another coat

That's a good one, made me laugh.

Look at these two gay boys talking to each other.

Do you have discord? If so hmu.

Tacitus Kilgore#2502

>awful puns
do you need to stop all conversation to point it out every time you make a pun or do you just throw them in while pretending not to

Looks wise you sound amazing but I suspect you may be annoying if you always make annoying jokes. If you just say them to spice up your speech it may be amazing but if you expect me to stop what I'm doing and laugh every time you tell a joke, or even worse if you stop to explain every pun and joke you make that'd be really bad. And depends on whether you replace information with jokes, or if it's in addition.
>where should I put my bones (like fish bones)?
>on the floor
I've heard this joke almost every single dinner with my family, and I'm so sick of it. Not only is it a tired joke, but it also replaces information I need. Instead of getting an answer, I get a joke.

Also a bit questionable that you want to wear heels, heels are unattractive.

I just think they're funny. I don't use them that often. I wear flats most of the time instead of heels but it would be nice to have some fancy heels for special occasions.

i will never understand women. i could never imagine limiting my love life because i like wearing certain type of shoes

You're not the only one user. I do like women that are that bit taller than me.
But then again, I am a wizard and probably forever will remain one for my magic level scares them away.

I'm not the person you were talking to btw so don't worry about what I think, and I'm a manlet and unattractive otherwise too, you should get with the other person not me.

ANYWAY, I can laugh at bad jokes too, by the way pretending to be stupid is that something you do? Not like the girly way that girls think is attractive but in a joking manner just for goofing around.
Also puns can also be funny.
It's just really annoying when people make too big of a deal out of them and start explaining and letting everyone know they made a pun.

I just don't get heels, I don't think they look good, I prefer realistic shoes or barefoot or anything that doesn't look artificial and impractical. I get that most people do like heels though I just don't agree.

The point of heels is to give the illusion that the girl has longer legs, and the long legs are attractive, not the heels in themselves; although I've seen some nice ones.

I don't pretend to be stupid, it makes me look like a fool. I like heels because they make accentuate my legs.

Good luck with that... You have to be chad AS FUCK if you gonna make a girl taller than you like you.

Okay, because I sometimes do that, I didn't really mean in a stupid way though, more like an intellectual way, like intelligent people get that I'm joking kind of way.

Eh, okay. I don't get it but fine. It's a minus in my book though.