Post as if this were reddit

R/WOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHH
XD

Dude fuck Blumpf and RIP Stan Lee. I did nazi see that coming xD. Jow Forumsdankmemes amirite?
Edit: wow thanks for all the gold kind strangers
Edit 2: Wow 1 million upvotes, maybe my wife will let me play my Switch while Tyrone is over tonight

That isn't an opinion that's exclusive to reddit. Donald Trump is a stupid, fat bastard that has definitely fucked his daughter and also has dementia, literally.

It is now!! REDDIT TAKEOVER XD

EVERYONE POST YOUR BEST MEMES!!!!!

STABBY MAGGY LOL XD

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I just got a vasectomy and my wife's boyfriend got me this... he truly is a bro i can count LMAO. xD
Edit: Thanks for the gold

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"Lawyers of Reddit, what's the most 'oh shit' moment you've ever seen take place in court?"

"Not a lawyer, but...."

Nut milk lol
Edit: 27 uovotes thaks you guyss!!!

Enough internet for today
Edit: thanks for 2 thousand upvotes, my top comment now OwO

this is going on Reddit you fucking retards

Lol Reddit on Reddit it's like Redditception LMAO

Kekorigni

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Anyone who posts in this threading while knowing how to post like redditors should unironically kill themselves. Leave r/incel fags

lmao good one kind sir, take my upvote XD

Wew guys. We don't hate woman for no reason, we are not racist (again for no reason) and we lead a normal life that makes us happy.

DRUMPF BAD
BERNIE 2020

ORANGE MAN TRULY THE WORST! IMPEACH! #BLUEWAVE

There always has to be that one faggot. If you honestly feel that way, why the fuck are you on Jow Forums instead of Reddit?

POP POP
>we need reinforcements
POP POP

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[Insert clever comment here]

Edit: Thank you for the gold, kind sir!

REDDIT RECAP:

Icegoblin is broke again and begging for donos like always what a JEW!!!!!!!

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>We don't hate wome-
BANG
Got another one boys.

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>actual redditors come in and ruin a perfectly good parody thread
thanks chucklefucks, have an upvote on me.

This IS reddit already.

Honestly, reddit and 4ch aren't that different. Other than political views, everything else is pretty much the same.

Incels raging. When will they learn?

I believe you dropped your /s good sir!

THIS!

Y'all are too funny!

We are much smarter and better than other website

edit: lel XD

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BLUUUUUUUMPF!
Black men are BASED especially the ones you cuck me.

Wait, isn't Jow Forums the site that thinks it's something special calling everyone else a normie, raging when people from another site visit it, and shitting on every other site on the internet?

What do you like about Trump? That he lies all the time? Or the part where he denies climate change?

Well said my fellow Redditor! What a bunch of losers haha!

edit: thanks for the gold :)

Another incel raging. Can you guys just die off?

Oh, but there are no incels here! You must be mistaken my good sir!

edit: WOW I never expected this many upvotes, I can't even, you guys are the best haha

This!

Jow Forums doesnt like reddit, but ahktually they are loser incel virgins!

haha very good burn friendo!

Edit: [You have been temporarily banned from participating in r/reddit. This ban wil last for 15272i92561 days. If you have any questions, or would like to appeal this ban, you can contact the r/reddit mod team by replying to this message.]

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Why would you browse this website if you have contrarian views? Yes, I am admitting that I think Jow Forums is my hugbox echo chamber.

We must secure an existance for white children.

Edit: thanks for the upvotes kind stranger! Maga!

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I'm sorry I'm just not a fan of the Jews

OMG THIS

I litteraly fucking hate Drumpf LOL he's so fucking stupid XD

Edit: All The_Donald nazis downvoting this is making me LOL

>that has definitely fucked his daughter
I know I'll be downvoted for this but here goes:
who cares that an evil bitch gets fucked by a gross orange villain? like seriously? I hope he made her regret her life and everything she's done.

edit: whoa I wasn't expecting so many upvotes! thanks kind sirs and madames

At least be original

Oregon

THIS. SO MUCH THIS.
#RESISTRUMP

DON'T BULLY MY XD, YOU CAN BASH ON FUCKING REDDITORS OR WHATEVER YOU WANT BUT LEAVE MY XD AND ?XD ALONE THAT'S EVERYTHING I HAVE REEEEEEEEEE

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>?XD
Thanks, I'm gonna use that one! ?XD

HOLY SHIT IM LITERALLY DIYING

Edit: thanks for the karma kind strangers

fuck creepy incels

guys help, my wife broke my switch because i forgot to do some important stuff for her i told her i would do and then i got all patriarchal on her and commented on my unannonced unsheathing of my cage during fingering time, she's really angry and called my best friend and her boyfriend jamal to pick her up and told me i have to sleep this one on the couch tonight and no penetration for the next 2 weeks, how do i tell her it wasn't like that and i just wanted to adjust the lock setting on it and apologize?

edit: WOW! thanks for all the support guys i really mean it! can't believe how understanding y'all are!
edit: i'm really depressed right now, and she's kinda mad but calmed down a bit, but jamal just called a few minutes ago and told me he understood and that he was gonna bring over his switch after they come back and play some mario kart with me which made me a lot happier
edit: sorry for going all southern back there with the "y'all" LOL (#MAGA BTW xD)!

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Mod here: I'm locking this thread due to thread derailment & trolling. You incels need to realise the future is female

Incels need to be gassed

Admin here: I've banned this mod and am quarantining this subreddit because you don't seem to understand that the future is an all-inclusive non-patriarchal matriarchal F.E future whereby the word "female" doesn't exist because it contains the word "male"

What a weird picture you posted.... It's weird how much it reminds me of my current situation! Once I get the wife shacked up with the bull, all I ca think about is playing my new Switch! MIYAMOTO IS MY HERO!!!! MY BODY IS READY LoLl!!!

Ya, this was probably the best Reddit post.

DUDE DUDE DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it's so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like im in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, its got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or two and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it's a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!! it's also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally we're both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. im fuckin JACKED man, i'm gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

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[bracing for impact xD]

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wOw im forteen and super inteligent not likw u f*@!in loosers. Reddit is beter that Jow Forums becaus were smarter.
edit: Thx for tbe suppeort u giys. Reddit rise up XD

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Reddit is objectively better than Jow Forums unfortunately

XD! is funny too!

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Um sweetie lmao this is just too funny I can't even!!! XD LMAO

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Craft beer is good

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Why would I browse and read the things I already know and think are true? Life would be fucking boring like that.

Wow, look at this funny green text i found on the fourchan. haha so funny, pls upvote

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UPBOTED
P
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Wooosh
(Not original my ass. Faggot)

Orange man bad man not nice mean to women!

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DONT SAY N WORD YOU RACEISTS, MY FAV SUBREDDIT IS Jow Forumsgreentext I WANT TO USE Jow Forums BUT IM TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

vaporwave is RAEL music, yiu guys are just triggered LOL ECS DEE

WEE WOOO YOOU HAVE BEEN VISITED NY THE MEEM POLICE, UPBOGTE THIS IS .00000000000000000000000000000001 SECONCS OR YOU WILL BE RAEPED TROLOLOL IM SO FUNNY AND QUIRKY
DID I MENTION I LIKE DOGGOS

Dude read the OP. We are trying to act like we would on reddit. Leave the edgy random humor for Jow Forums

I think he's confused, this is an interesting character study

Can't imagine the level of butthurt whoever made this was on.

oh my god i LUV chkinnuggests and books doggos are my life, im so fuckin quirky, i wasted daddies money on an art degree

You sound really bitter, maybe you should go for a walk to ease your mind.

Hold your horses there, bud! Lots of us have art degrees and we eat more than just cardboard! Methinks you may have erred in your criticism ;)

Hey, guys. Does anybody know how to fix a vape machine? I was LITERALLY just vaping my new Creamy Cum flavored vape juice LITERALLY five minutes ago and it LITERALLY caught fire!!11

speaking of which, my mom keeps telling me that im 30 now and that I need to get a job and i was so upset that I LITERALLY COuldnt!! I had to immediately get in my canary yellow 2010 Prius and drive straight into StarBucks and get a ultra grande venti diet mint chocolate orange pimpkin spice frozen latte with extra whipped cream and it was EPIC!!!!

Edit: Upvote in seven seconds or your mom gets tuberculosis in her sleep next week

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Yikes, I know right. Who hurt them? Drumpftards really are on the wrong side of history.

EDIT: wow this blew up, RIP my inbox

MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME ONIONS
I HAVE BEEN A PATIENT BOY
MOMMY MOMMY MAKE IT QUICK
EVERY LAST DROP I LICK
MOMMY MOMMY I AM THIRSTY NOW
I DRINK YOUR MILK, MY ONIONS COW
MOMMY MOMMY I SUCK YOUR FEET
PLEASE CASTRATE ME WITH YOUR TEETH
MOMMY MOMMY ONIONS ME UP
ONIONS MILK IN EVERY CUP
MOMMY MOMMY I LOVE YOUR ASS
OPEN YOUR CHEEKS
>GIVE ME THE ONIONS GAS

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>Onions
>Not typing "soi"

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EDIT: I removed all my comments and submissions in response to Jan 1, 2016 privacy policy update. I'm moving to that other site that rhymes with goat.

>GIVE ME THE ONIONS GAS
That moment when you're in the gas chambers at the Nazi death camps in Auschwitz and all you smell is onions.

Underrated and misunderstood

I'm a software engineer! And I love Superhero movies and star wars!

What i like about trump is the enjoyment i get out of normies raging when anything positive is said about him sarcastically. Most people don't agree he should be president it just fags that rage about it looking for validation "hehe look im ALSo against trump haha I'm part of the group" it's obvious he's an idiot and no one likes him there's no need to point out your opinion on him because the default view of him is usually negative

I guess you're a forBEARing person, right?