You will never be Jow Forums enough to kill a mountain lion

>You will never be Jow Forums enough to kill a mountain lion

Why even fucking bother lads...

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wouldnt be that hard with a big knife would it

with nothing more than a basic hammer and a tin garbage can lid I could kill anything up to the size of a large bear.
>big cat?
clock their initial swipe with tin lid, the cat will put it's body weight into it, knocking me over, with the cat trying to claw through the metal, I repeatably bash it's head. in it's dazed state it will linger in confusion, at that point I finish it with driving the prying end of the hammer into it's loosened skull. then prying it out to remove a large chunk of brain/skull

give me any other animal, as long as it's smaller than a large bear, and I will tell you how I can kill it.

He killed a 5 month old baby mountain lion which was around 40 lbs lmao

A prairie dog.

Shark

>40lb mountain lion

Nah. That's big enought to fuck you up but the average man could pull a win in that scenario. It was young abd emaciated, so it clearly attacked out of sheer desperation.

Hahaha this chump needs a lid!!!!

I could kill anything up to the size an elephant with nothing more than a bottle top and a toy hammer.

I would block the attacks with the bottle top and then repeatedly inform the elephant of my superior tool use and problem solving. It would be a quivering wreck in moments

The trick is to shove your arm into the animal's mouth. Have you ever stuck your finger in your cat's mouth when it's yawning? I do it all the time. It triggers a mechanism in the animal that causes them to flip out and run away if they feel like they're choking.
If you ever come across a large cat all you gotta do it put your arm deep, deep down into their feline throat so that they will submit and flee

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Everyone saying it was and so its unimpressive. So should we be mad at him for murdering a helpless animal?

And when they bite down on your soft upper inner arm? There's a lost arm buddy.

throw lid like disc. cover hole to it's lair, no chance for escape. if I am quick enough (no idea the speed of the dog nor am I sure if diving to stick the creature would be worth it as it would put too much distance between me and him if I were to miss) to catch the dog I would dive strike it with the hammer. if it is too quick, simply throw the hammer like a boomerang and stun the dog. when stunned, run up and stomp on it to finish it.
simple. catch first bite with lid, drive pry end into eye socket. no need to even pry. shark will jerk away in reaction, thus tearing away at it's bone/flesh. it way simply run away at this point, and since I am not part fish I will be unable to hunt it down and kill it without further tools. though I consider forcing a retreat from a shark to be a victory.
is this a joke to you?


give me a real challenge.

Yes we should

The guy has a shitload of wiry strength if hes an outdoorsman, plenty of those types do

This guy, Carl Akeley, also survived being stepped on by an enraged elephant by the way

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Many of their holes interconnect so they could find a way out or just dig upward. Diving at them would be risky since they carry plague. If you think throwing a trash can lid at it is a good idea you're gonna look autistic

How about an 800lbs Siberian tiger ?

if they borrow, use pry end of hammer to dig. dig til I find their lair. then smash til I see moist, dark earth all around me.
I already explained big cats. though 800lbs may be too big. the only prey I can not fell with a hammer and garbage can lid is anything that can simple push it's body weight ontop of me and crush me. even with a solid first strike, the momentum from their running would topple me over and most likely land on me. at which point if I could not wiggle off of them, I would die either soon from their weight or starve from being stuck for days.

The funniest thing is: he's a runner.

this needs a shitload of (You)s

>does hardly any lifting
>mostly runs
>is training for a 50k
>no martial arts training
>just does what people are told to do if a wild animal starts after you
Ummm, powerlifters? I think you have some explaining to do.

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They cannot bite because your arm is lodged down their windpipe
Instead they will flee for their lives, but you can still kill them with the weapon in your other hand, or kill them by ripping their organs apart from the inside. Basically:
>arm down the throat, now it's time to gloat

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Lol a mountain lion, I could fight and kill a full grown male silverback gorilla. Why would i be jealous

based delusional boomer

>simple. catch first bite with lid
The bite crushes the lid and your arm along with it. Your hammer swings have far less speed, since you're swinging in a far denser medium, water. The blood you're losing is adding up, the shark has destroyed your only means of protection, and the blood in the water has blinded you.
It's gonna take a lot more than a natural 20 to get your LARPing ass out of this one.

He looks vegan

If you're Jow Forums enough to kill him you're Jow Forums enough to kill a mountain lion.

Damn that will make for a badass scar if it sticks.

Yes I will, faggot.

In February, which means it was close enough to death to attack the area's actual apex predator.

If I had like Bill Gates money, I'd seriously offer you a billion dollars if you could beat a brown bear with a tin lid and a claw hammer, just to watch you get eaten like the gladiators of yore.

how about a large bear equipped with a hammer and a trash can lid?