FPH - New Week, New Hate

>new week
>friday

?

Reminder this guy got banned from MtG tournaments for doing this.

For showing his crack?

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I know man that smile makes me
Mad every time

I’m sure this has been said a million times but: holy fuck. If you smoke in front of your child you are a bad parent yet somehow neglecting yourself to this extent is some how ok? You’re not giving your child a shorter life and disease by being a fat parent. It should be ranked as child abuse.

Also the fucking fat furry like if I turned up at an adventure playground or wherever this was and was surrounded by perverts I would be calling the fucking cops

Ignore the *not*. Just so angry reeee

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kek

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Poo

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Should I go for it?

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He took so many photos, it was based.

What app?

I don't know, it's not actually my screenshot.

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>fried mozzarella

in the actual show you can tell she's actually crying in that weird way where you fight it and look like you're smiling.

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>people
W

I hate everything about this, even down to the alternating caps lettering

>American flavored imitation pasteurized process cheese product
what did they mean by this?
no really, are they staying it's an imitation of a product of a pasteurization process?

>Multiclassing

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Perhaps it means "American flavored imitation, pasteurized process cheese product" but I don't know since I'm not touching that stuff.

Ingredients: Water, Food Starch, Palm Oil, Modified Food Starch, Milk Protein Concentrate, Salt, Natural Flavor, Sodium Phosphate, Carrageenan, Stabilizer (Xanthan, Locust Bean, Guar Gums), Sorbic Acid (As A Preservative), Lactic Acid, Artificial Color.

Normal pasteurized process cheese product needs to have at least 51% cheese. I'm guessing imitation pasteurized process cheese product doesn't need any cheese at all

There are probably laws about what "American cheese" is (probably actual % of cheese that's acceptable) that it doesn't meet, so it has to be "imitation" American cheese. Alternatively, it could be a fake cheese (like "vegan cheese"), that's being presented in an "American" way. It's probably actually pasteurized, and there's probably a law that says it has to specify that because it's still technically a dairy product. There's probably a law about having to mention that things that are flavored, are flavored. They probably then took each description word for the "process cheese product", and just put them alphabetically.

that headline implies that the trade actually went through

legitimacy thought it was a black bear

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Yesterday saw a little kid with 2 happy meals in his hand one was already somewhat eaten
He was very chubby fuck his parents
They ruined his life

Sort of. I looked it up. He threw the baby at the cashier and jumped behind the counter to grab the burgers anyway.

now8news.com/man-tries-to-trade-kidnapped-baby-for-15-big-macs-at-arkansas-mcdonalds/

Probably worth reading for the cashier's dialogue alone.

Partially gelatinated non dairy gum based beverages

wtf

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Now8news is a satire website

Shit I'm from Arkansas and was hoping it would be real but I thought it was weird it wasn't reported on by an actual Arkansas news broadcaster. I did a quick Google search and found out it's a comedy site that does these fake stories for clicks

That's a real shame. Still, as an artistic work of fiction or falsehood it's still very entertaining.

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Oh god what’s actually in it?

>ingredients label in full view
you fucking retard

>corn starch, gum, and fiber

mmm mmm

Gods above, I didn't know things like this existed.
How do I search for pics of this kind of products?

>Regrigerate after opening
Is that really necessarry?

You don't know about these products for a reason.

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I like the idea but apparently the stuff tastes disgusting. Perhaps they will have better zero calorie foods in the future.

fucking handlets, when will they learn

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>Chad Hapas
>Virgin whities
What the fuck has the world come to?

This creature is the same species as us

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I hope to God Almighty you are baiting.

twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/1096683638463307776

This is some disgusting hygeine

I went to a Sikh temple for a wedding ceremony and near the end, they started passing out some sweet oatmeal thing. The guy passing it out was mixing and giving it to everyone with his bare hands. Ate it out of politeness but I was holding back urges to throw up the whole time.

For anyone interested here is the imgay link to all the pictures
m.imgur.com/gallery/SjcgE

>filename
Kekking so hard right now

>Ding Dongli

There's an obese man who takes his obese kelpie for very slow walks around my neighbourhood

>OBESE KELPIE
>SLOW WALKS
>MFW

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"im trying" jej

Made with real overprocessed Americans?

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fried okra is pretty based tbqh.

Someone post the 'never improve' version

What was going through that roasty’s mind when she posted that?

Based in its own way.

Kek

>the game
that fucking cuntnigger i haven't lost in three years

debatable

Thanks for bringing that shit up yoi double nigger faggot

Do we hate fatties who are on the road to redemption through lifting and eating well?

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why would u hate someone who is actively making an effort to change their behaviours?

Women wants attention and validation, in this cucked society: any woman doing ANYTHING will get her social validation.

I'm a fatty. I'm down 12 lbs from my SW, and I look at the images in this thread, and it makes me sick. It motivates me to do better. At the same time, I am conscious I might be the enemy.

If you think about it every piece of food is kind of gross
I would be hesitant to eat this but let's not forget that we buy/drink coffee beans fished out of animal shit and food carved out of a dead cow.

I'm down 113lbs, Still got a bit left to go.
I'm also more looking at these threads for motivation.

Of course not dumbass.

Kekerino

The enemy does nothing to fix their obesity, rather they think it's not a problem and push for acceptance. If you're trying to improve, you're not the enemy.

Why hate someone who is woke AND doing something about it?

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Fried Poptart? I’m morbidly curious as to what that tastes like but would never have thought about it - I guess the “fried everything” stereotype had to come from somewhere

Get this shit away from me.
It tastes like basedbean flavored ass.
It's not even edible.

oc 4 u

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>Hands
Fuckin' kekd

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Nice

Why does animal abuse piss me off more than seeing some chinese kid get his head squished by a truck?
Stop abusing your dog, subhuman

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Ok well that makes me feel a little better