Whats your excuse for not being on Tinder yet?

I don't look anything like that guy in the pic

Download tinder.
Average looking dude that sometimes get a glance from a girl.
Second day 1 match.
Get my hopes up.
Ghosted the next day by a below average girl.
Deleted tinder 5 days later cos 0 matches.

Ive been approached irl before so I thought tinder would work but I was wrong.
You know how shit I felt about myself. Didn't even feel good enough for a below average girl with makeup on.

Tinder was a mistake.

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Strange way of saying Grindr but I am already on it in fact last night I pounded a sissy twinks boiholes and came in his bussy

Hookup websites are pure degeneracy and you'll only find scum of the earth there.

I still secretly have self esteem because it hasn't had to survive contact with dating yet
If I go on tinder and get no results it'll shatter my final vestiges of hope

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>Download Tinder
>Use chad photos
>Get hundreds of matches
>switch back to my real photos

I'm too lazy for online dating. Taking pictures, writing a 'clever' profile, messaging, essentially selling yourself to some mindless roastie for her to eventually flake out. Way too much effort. Honestly if you aren't a girl or in the Top 10% in males, dating apps are designed to make you feel like dogshit. Better to spend your time doing something else that gives you joy.
I've had some limited 'success' but it's really not worth the timesuck that it is.

Even if shit like that didn't happen, the reason I haven't dled it is because even if I do get lucky and have something set up I won't know wtf to do so there's no point.
Meeting up, small talk, kissing, sex etc lol I'm a brainlet in all those fields

Also known as I don't have a fancy camera. I look gorgeous in person my guy. I'll stare at myself in the mirror often.

Same, I just do it to practice texting girls though and maybe get some nudes.
I'm not sure if the same conversations would go well if I had an average dudes or my own profile pic though

You just posted one.

How could a man who looks like a brown malformed lump have the audacity to try and put himself on the same dating site as men who look like that or this?

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Robots should only go on Grindr it's a 100% chance way to fuck some bussy or if you are into it get your bussy stuffed with a nice cock women are just not worth it unless you are chad

>I don't have a fancy camera
Anyone with a smart phone post 2014 has a good enough camera for self pics.

How are the traps on Tinder?

I'm up to like 30 matches on Tinder in 3 days despite being a complete loser with no life. Went on one date. Fills a void but there's this lurking sense that everyone I meet is gonna be toxic as fuck somehow.

Do girls that go on tinder find someone to fuck them easily?

If my Chadfish account (pic related) doesn't get any matches, I clearly don't stand a chance

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For girls and Chads Tinder may as well just be Amazon for casual sex. Just go on, pick out what you want and wait anywhere between one minute and two days for a response which will invariably lead to a quick and easy fuck.

Fuck you I couldn't find anyone on Grindr either. One guy wanted to be friends with me but he didn't want to meet irl. Second was up to oral sex until he saw my photo and pretty much stopped responding. Rest was either in a relationship already or only wanted to text.

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You live in hanover right? Or somewhere around there

I fell for the tinder meme. Even bought gold. Got 64 likes overnight, ALL of them were guys except one fat chick. If you're straight don't bother, seriously. 80/20 is real.

I'm ugly as fuck my man. I also don't have anyone who could take photos of me and I don't have any kind of photos anyway.

How do you start talking to them? I get tons of matches but dont have anything of substance to say so I just admire my collection like some serial killer. I seriously hace no idea how youre supposed to talk on there.

>be me
>use tinder
>get quite a lot of matches
>one bitch immediately asks me how tall I am
>I'm 5'10", I know how this goes
>ask her how much she weighs
>she tells me 180
>180lbs
>don't respond

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Yes. How many of these threads have you read? I'm phonepoasting right now but have some great tinder cringe ripped from the incels subreddit.

Tinder is easy mode for all but the most ugly women.

Because its a degenerate STD infested hive of villany

I'm a 5/10 at best and fuck a sissy all the time he even brings over weed and booze usually after I fuck him (his dick doesn't work) we order pizza and play vidya

Use Grindr like the rest of us not to many traps on there but tons of bottoms

How big is your penis and height?

5'10 and 7x5.5

If you have a big dick show it to them

Because I'm a 4-5/10, 5'8'', slightly chubby, virgin and socially retarded. My social life is almost non-existent, I only have a few acquaintances (all male) that I meet up with every three months or so.

Let's say I do make a Tinder account by signing in with my kikebook account. I literally only have two solo pics in my profile from 2-3 years ago, both with about 50 likes. I also have one life event in it (being accepted into med school), again with about 50 likes, and the rest of the posts on my wall are a few birthday wishes from previous years. That's it. So, bearing all that in mind, what chance do I realistically stand on Tinder?

I live in Eastern Europe, if that's of any help. I've already made a Chadfish account and I came across several roasts from my uni, including one from my own group, the group I attend practicals with.

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I am better than that shit. I would rather be alone.

Not if you have a samsung phone. The front camera on the S8 is rubbish. Low res and blurry.

It looks fine, for a selfie...
You're not taking pics for a modeling shoot

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im trying to never nut ever again

Chad fishing right now

Look at these results

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>Go on Tinder with one ok-ish pic and a gym selfie
>Get plenty of matches, go on a bunch of dates, get laid a few times
>Never ever get signals that a woman is attracted to me IRL

What's the deal here? I know what it looks like when a woman flirts, since I see them do it with other guys.

Our world is a cruel one

I was on tinder. I don't get many matches, and when I did they wouldn't respond.

Post Chad profile

Post ur profile and a sample convo plz we need help

way too old to still be living with my parents. I've taken girls to my parents' house and it fucking sucks. not even going to bother with dating again until I move.

already am

had a couple of fuckfriends from it; always ends the same way, they stop responding after a few months of sex

Those chicks look very English. top tier slags that would easily get chadfished.

Bio says
6'2
Vegan

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that is actually really funny

I don't have the app anymore, I got a gf and deleted it. I tried a LOT of different bios, changing that never seemed to make a big difference. The one time it mattered in terms of matches was when I straight up said "in town for 1 day, looking for a hookup". I got a fraction of my usual matches.

With convos I would try and startoff with a joking question related to her pics or bio, then find an excuse to say "hey I have to go for awhile because _____, if you want to talk more my # is _____". At that point they'd almost always send me a text, and after a little bit more talking there I'd get a date pinned down.

I like Tinder butthole pictures

When are you fags going to learn that girls use Tinder for these reasons and these reasons only:
>to gauge how attractive they are to different guys
>stacies use it out of boredom while sitting on the shitter
>single moms looking for someone to bail them out
>foreigners who barely speak english
>18-20 yr old who live at their parents house and will never actually meet you because they're too scared/self-conscious

Where did you get the pictures?

Can you post some of the convos?

Ever get especially sexually forward women?

Giving your number instead of asking, interesting

Instagram
Not much to post for convos im pretty direct
Woman are very rarely forthcoming about what they want, you have to push them a little bit
99% of girls don't write first, even if you're good looking

You're pretty direct? What's the point of being direct if it's a chadfish? What are you trying to get

Nudes to post online
You can still troll them

I made a tinder saw someone I knew and closed out of the app never to open it again.

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Do you actually get nudes?

Can you post some good trolling plz

girls go on tinder just to talk they can already get people to fuck em irl

I dread meeting people I used to know from school. I fear it more than anything else I can think of.

Here's some each one is a different person btw

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Nono I mean can you post some good trolling?

I don't save shit like that but I've had people buy Ubers to random addresses

hehe lol do they get angry or do you just unmatch

Also how do you get the nudes? Snapchat? Do they ask for proof of identity?

Also do people ever get really upset with openers? Do you just say stuff about their assholes n shit

thats fucking hilarious
lmfaoo

I can't sissy twinks for the love of God.
What the hell.
Maybe I should try the xtra trial

Snap and lot of the time they don't believe I'm real
Girls get mad at openers of they're too sexual and you will probably get reported and banned quick

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But they send nudes regardless? Weird

What do you send in response for snaps if you aren't that guy?

You can send live snaps using root apps

I am on Tinder. It's just not natural to talk randomly to people. Matches either turn into a boring interview style question ping pong or the conversation dies and never comes back, until a side decides to unmatch.

It's also super boring to match with girls who have bikini pics as a profile picture. It ruins the fun.

It hurts to use Tinder, and I'm assuming girls who want something else other than a one night stand suffer this too.

Seems like a lot of work for blurry tit shots

What part is a lot of work?

I would if I knew there was a chance to meet a nice girl but I think I don't have any hope left for women

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fuck em and chuck em bro.

No girls are nice.

sure sex is nice
but where do I find something more?

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Small cock and look 25 at only 20

Fatbro!!! How have you been?

I'll post my profile since you posted yours. I got laid yesterday and have another date tomorrow, god I love tinder.

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Its hard getting laid when you don't have your own place