If you live below the 5th floor, you literally have no reason to take the lift
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>living in an apartment
Enjoy being a slave :^)
What if you're in a wheelchair?
You have arms don't you?
strap yourself in and pull yourself up using your arms man every day is arm day if you're in a wheelchair
>5th floor
Taking the stairs are fun, the higher the floor, the more reason to take them.
Uh duh, I'm on the first floor
w-what if i live on the 30th floor
fun and pain.
>lives at home
Everyone lives at home user, way to out yourself as someone who associates their "home" with their parents house B^)
How's like living in New York and paying $2800 for a one-bed at the 6th floor with no elevator?
taking the elevator is another opportunity to introduce yourself to women, that and I'm a lazy fuck
>paying the rent jew
(((Property managers))) will hang on the day of the rope
But there are qt3.14s in the lift...
was stationed in Oahu a few years ago, lived on the 36th floor in a condo off Kuhio ave. Elevators went out, had two handfuls of groceries- 10 bags in each hand, and waddled my ass up all 36 flights.
Took 10 minutes and I was completely drenched in sweat, but was worth it brah
>living in an apartment
it usually means you live in centrum, you can go everywhere by foot
You kill yourself, because humans with this decree of handicap are worthless to society
And you live at the center of degenerate society. Surrounded by people that likely hate you. Packed in like maggots in a rotting carcass.
What if the government pays the rent?
In my old home i lived on the 4th floor (maximum allowed height without an elevator in my country) and I took the stairs for almost 10 years. Then I moved to a new appartment with elevator and i've been taking that ever since. Within 1 month of living here I got horrible backpains which went unexplained for very long. Then later it hit me that my back and legs way weaker were because I never did any stair stepping ever again. This can probably fuck up the muscles in your legs and back and i even got pain in my ass muscles.
Since then I said everytime I got home without groceries or other heavy things i'm taking the stairs, its much better.
>tfw walking into work everyday and seeing the swathes of people waiting for a list as a breeze by to take the stairs
I don't even have to run up them and end up quicker than the pack most days. What really is the excuse for taking the lift?
You nigger, your fellow citizens pay your rent. The government produces no revenue, only spends my fucking money on niggers like you.
Thanks for all the stuff then, I really appreciate it.
>mfw people wait for the elevator at my gyn on the second floor
I have no face for this
>having neighbors in your floor, ceiling and walls
lmaoing at this. The only thing on the other side of my walls is nature.
And me and my cum
>the government produces no revenue
your shave must be baby smooth with that kind of EDGE
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