Jow Forums cringe thread

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I feel sick

what doth life?

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We don't cotton to freaks around here. Scram, weirdo.

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>Jow Forums tells me to start drinking more water buddeh
>begin taking a water bottle to bed with me
>night 3
>wake up thirsty
>roll over and grab a bottle to taste that sweet hydrating nectar
>it's a piss bottle

kek

Based

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What makes people do stuff like this? Mental illness?

My twig legs can't handle this imagery

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what a fucking idiot
if i ever saw this in my gym i would pulverize this fucking moron

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Attention.

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Ego

Why are you leaving piss bottles in your room you dumpling?

you must be new around here...

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>He doesn't piss in bottles

kek

First I was cringed then I saw that bulge

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S T O P
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Why the fuck is he in a jock strap though?

Final.

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I'm new to fit but I don't understand this picture. I've seen it multiple times and I still don't know

Pretty based imo

literally me as a spotter junior year of highschool

What a retard hahahahah

Perfect reaction image. This made me lose my shit

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He could've killed himself.

Whatever it takes bro

The funny thing about this is that he was actually still pushing the barbell and never got stuck

what a fucking idiot, I remember there's a training video of Brian Shaw, Eddie Hall and Robert Oberst, some of the strongest men in the world working out together and they did something like 20 plates or so on the leg press for reps and were straining to do it, what the fuck did this guy here think he was going to do when he's literally 1/4th the size of them.

bahaha what a massive wanker

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Kek, true.

I will never not be able to lose my shit to these

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I'd drop this motherfucker on the spot on God.........

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time to hug my knees

I like how the woman comes over and flips it effortlessly.

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hes trying to press the entire gym let him do it

fucking gains goblins

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I hope you finished it buddeh

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Someone link this man the video of Julian

all the plates were off the side pointing to the floor at that point, so it would have been harder to stop it from flipping.

That's Jujimufu, right? It's not cringe if it's intentionally taking the piss. I'm actually impressed he was able to keep some relative semblance of balance the whole time.

>I was only pretending to be retarded
It's cringe no matter the circumstances.

""""Great"""" Britain

>EugeneTooms.jpg

How is using machines worse for your joints than barbells kek?

i made cronge

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who the fuck is julian?

Who the FUCK does this shit

>when you are targeted by the gains hitman

WHY DOES HE PUSH IT DOWN????

Good that's what you faggot quarter reppers get

FPS Russia?

exact same fixed plane of motion for every single person that uses the machine = bad

free weights = good

HOOOOOOLY SHIT

based negress saving the day

He tripped you stupid fucking faggot.

Lmao he reminds me of Torso

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Everyone involved in this who isn't the guy on the bench should have been banned for life.

i dont get it

Saw some real life cringe yesterday

>Working out with gymbro
>Chest/Triceps day, making all kinds of gains
>Suddenly, THAT guy walks in
>Longpants, Hoodie, Earbuds
>EARBUDS in a gym that already plays music
>Doesnt even change, "gymwear" already on
>Walks straight to the squatrack
>Starts squatting with just the bar (wat)
>Loads a few small plates on
>Does a few struggling reps
>Sits down, face already red as a tomato
>Sits on his fucking ass for over 2 mins before doing 4-5 more
>Considers his "set" done, deloads the bar
>Uses the SAME FUCKING BAR to do OHP
>Without clips
>PT at the gym runs over and shows him where the clips are
>Mumbles something about not needing them and reluctantly puts them on
>Mr earbud does the same forced wobbly reps in OHP
>Panting from less reps than I do as warmup, he deloads the bar again
>Drops it to the floor
>Starts doing deadlifts with THE SAME FUCKING BAR
>Entiregymstaring.jpg
>Gymbro mouthing "what the fuck" and stops in the middle of his set
>Hoodieboy does a few painfully struggling reps and then just gives up
>Deloads the bar
>Walks straight out of the gym
>Doesnt even SHOWER OR CHANGE CLOTHES
>Me and friend are practically in tears
>Mfw his "workout" took less time than our tricepsets
>Mfw this fucktard returns two days later IN THE SAME CLOTHES

Saw him getting weighed at the gym once, he even gained weight lmao

Don't make fun of me

His sheer audacity makes my blood boil with rage.

These people go cracy when he was clearly still able to push the bar up.
I thought it was completely normal to struggle at your last rep?
How else are you progressing if you never go to your max?

What's up with these gyms and their poverty benches? Just get a bench with safety bars.

me every friday in a squat rack

Bamp

>mfw pasting this into archive search bar brings up tons of results
Thank god, but the thought that some random autist wasted his time on pasta this crappy fills me with dread

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This isn't yesterday, I saw tis pasta a few days ago

It gets posted so much because newfags like you keep replying to it.
>hehe this is def pasta I'm so smart I'll call him out on it that's the ticket
You're a stupid bitch.

Broscience the post.

>How can they not laugh at this forced unfunny garbage I just copypasted?

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Isolating joint in unnatural movement, adding weight to it.
With barbells you're doing normal movements just with added weights

jesus christ, I've seen this one before and still cringed hard

fucking kek you just know he's a virgin

jesus

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newfag
lurk for 2 years and then post

yeah really poor guy was just trying to challenge himself but those two white knights had to try to "save the day"

You can’t recognize a candid photo of yourself?

fucking kek

I don't understand this. Perhaps one of you fags can actually explain, instead of acting like it's some occultic bs only for the initiated.

Adjust the fucking machine prior to use rofl what the fuck

>ostrich mode

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL