>how old are you? 30? tee-hee no way you are that old! :-) Oh you have a PhD? And a car? Tee-hee I want the dee :3 literally my life, can't relate to you, oldcel.
Chase Gonzalez
Clothes?
Kayden Collins
Tfw when youre 23 but get asked for you id when buying beer(legal age is 16 here)
OP here, I had this problem until I was 22-23, and now it's the opposite.
Brody Wood
>how old are you? 29? tee-hee no way you are that old you look older! :-) Oh you don't have a PhD only BA? And no car or license? Tee-hee I want to leave I'm getting Chad to pick me up, bye creep :3
Do you have a beard, five a clock shadow or stubble? That and not being energetic at all, normally all it takes.
Dominic Long
Why don't you have a license or car at 29
Jackson Stewart
>Do you have a beard, five a clock shadow or stubble? b-but all the sexy men on instagram also have it
Nathan Lopez
Stop roiding
Kevin Lewis
They do, and they look older for it.
Reminder that "wow, you look older!" isn't implicitly a criticism when it's a chick saying it.
Oliver Bell
>how old are you? >24 >no way you are that young. You are way too serious for 24 >smile more you are sending negative vibes >why dont you talk more
I heard that shit once or twice a week when I drove for uber.
Juan Edwards
I'm 26 and they still ask me sometimes.
Oliver Taylor
>why dont you talk more do people actually say this to uber drivers? I am genuinely scared of america
Nathan Sullivan
what the fuck? i'd love to have you as my uber dude, last thing i want to do is have small talk when im in a rush to get somewhere
absolutely HATE uber drivers/barbers that try to chat you up. i get it, it's a boring job, but im not your guy.
Jeremiah Wright
Do cardio and be a little on the slimmer side. Don't take too much sun and eat plenty of vegetables. Otherwise, it mainly comes down to genetics.
Ryan Gomez
>Why don't you have a license or car at 29 Just kept failing when I was a teen, then ran out of money for tests, then life just happened. Plus I moved to an area with perfectly adequate public transport, and lots of the things I need/do are within walking distance. Only thing that sucks is, well, besides the girl thing, whenever I need to go further afield. But then I just Uber, so y'know.
Chase Brooks
why cat are sad
Christopher Phillips
>Sunscreen, rice masks, cardio, good skin care.
At best you can regain a year back on the looks department by doing a rice masks everyday and the sunscreen will help slow down further damage
Isaiah Sanchez
Geez, imagine being so much of a turbo autist that you can't have a casual conversation with your uber driver
Jayden Gutierrez
Are you german by any chance ? Also same am 20 look below 16
Ryder Nguyen
cat prefer sour cream & onion
Jayden Powell
I'm 18, I get told that I look between 14-16. God knows what the hell I'll look like when the age finally catches up.
Evan Anderson
>shit that never happened.
Nobody is surprised that a fucking 30 year has a car you dumbfuck. Maybe if you had said owned your own house this would be more believable.
Leo Edwards
My parents gave me a car as soon as I graduated high school lol