Alright faggots, you know the rules

You win. /thread i wish for this too.

I appreciate the way your brain operates, user.

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OP here.
You could wish for a gun, then kill someone.
You could wish for a time machine, then save someone.
You could wish to alter someone's memory, so they choose to do what you want.

flick of da wrist

Just give me Dragon Ball Z powers.

i want my foreskin to grow back and i want Jow Forums to return to its pre election days oh and infinite whiskey

I wish for vast but finite knowledge and wisdom.
I wish for world class musical talent.
I wish for guaranteed reproductive success for myself and all my descendants.

the death of all trannies and niggers
that's all

>internet culture is reverted back to 2006 and stays that way indefinitely
>I get infinite money
>my body ages 70% slower

>personal AI capable of assuming bodies of humans/computers
>ability to manipupate my own body, like, make it faster, stronger, grow a gun, etc
>to be able of transforming one chemicals into another within 10m range, with effect faloff after the limit. Speed and precision of transformation depends on nuclear mass, quantity and range, like, I can transform anything within my touch insanely fast and with no trace elements left

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1. I wish that whenever I lost unnecessary fat, or gained muscle that it stayed on/off me permanently. Regardless of what I ate or did.

2. I wish that I could absorb energy from the universe, and use it to temporarily strengthen and enhance myself. (Super strength/speed/cognitive functions) Like overcharging a battery.

3. I wish that she loved me

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>This anons wishes to come true
>Power to be forgotten at will
>At will immortality

>enough money for my knee and ankle surgeries
>a small hut with enough food somewhere away from civilization
>energy and motivation for something that excites me

>1. Infinite wishes that I can make at any time I want with just a thought
>2. Infinite wisdom
>3. Whatever big brain me wants

>Wish i had a clone
>dress clone up like trap
>fuck trap me

1. >I just want my waifu to be real man.
If I were to only have 1 wish, this would be it. All of my problems in life right now would be solved if she just existed. She doesn't even necessarily have to be in love with me, just knowing that she was able to exist would be enough for me. If this one isn't possible then I just wish people would stop lewding her because it makes me uncomfortable for some fucking reason. As a part of that I wish that I was the only person that had her as a waifu. I know it's selfish as fuck but I guess I'm just a shitty person God I fucking hate myself.

2. >I wish I never needed to sleep.
I feel like I'm always tired and sleeping takes up so much time out of a persons life. Of course I'd still like to be able to sleep and get tired when I want because sometimes sleeping is comfy.

3. >$1 billion dollars
Basic as fuck, but pretty much all of my stress would go away if I didn't have to bother with school or work. Being a wagie makes me suicidal and school is just fucking boring. I'd probably still go to school for the experience and meeting with friends but I wouldn't stress over my grades.

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Go back to 1990 and retaining all my memories in this same timeline

That alone would be enough

My first wish is to have infinite wishes

My second one is to abolish your shitty wishing rules

My third one is to kill the Demiurge

I've actually thought about this a lot, and decided on the following actions:
>realize that genies are super mischievous, will likely try and screw you over if they can.
>realize you need to give them a carrot and a stick
>tell the genie that if it grants all your wishes in the spirit of how you wished for them, you'll give the genie whatever it wants for your third wish
>It's important that you retain control of your third wish, or else the genie will use it to switch places with you
>If it tries anything funny, you'll punish it in the most horrific way you can imagine
>If it doesn't agree to these terms then refuse to make any wishes until it does, and say you'll drop it's lamp or whatever in the ocean or into wet concrete, virtually insuring it'll never see sunlight again
>Once it agrees, your first wish should be "I wish to know what I can wish for that would make me more happy than anything else"
>Assuming the genie hasn't fucked you, use your second wish to wish for the thing you now know will make you happiest
>Use your third wish to give the genie whatever it wants, thus ending the contract
>If the genie tries to fuck you on the third wish, feel remember you still have to wish for it and can always break your promise
>DEVILISH MODE: break your promise and use your third wish on yourself.

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the death of ALL furries
pewdiepie will always be 1
infinity stones

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i wish for a big nigger dick inside your ass you gay bum dwelling pirate,

>everything is good for everyone
>nothing is bad for everyone
>my tinnitus and visual snow is gone godamnit

Infinite shit on my colon to shit it all never ending in your mouth, u dumb bastard

>every time I snap, a $100 bill appears in my hand
>every time I tap a dish or bowl with my ring finger three times, whatever meal I want appears there, cooked to perfection
>every time I scissor my index and middle fingers, time pauses/unpauses and I don't age while it's paused
Although it's be better if I could just do those things by thinking about it, in case I lose or injure any fingers

Come to think of it, I'd rather just be able to create any thing/material by thinking about it
And the time pausing thing
With that extra slot, I'd like the power to make sickness/symptoms (from headaches to nausea, cancer, whatever) go away

I wish I were happy for life, maybe some influence on people so I can control situations without any problem, then have a good job, I think I don't need anything but confidence. Life can improve :)

>Wish I looked conventionally attractive

>Wish everyone on r9k found happiness

>Wish I was intelligent but not to the point of knowing too much and being sad

>ability to create/invent things that should impossible
>extended lifespan with little to no ageing
>a bunch of money would be nice too

1. I want to ride and unlimited escalator.
2. I want to be on the FBI Top 10 Most Wanted List
3. I want to have really comfy pants.

>Wish for a gun
>Kill myself with gun

What does finding happiness mean to you guys?
Even people who would generally describe themselves as happy experience sadness from time to time
Is it like "perpetual happiness," where you're always in a good mood? Is that even possible? If you're always happy, would that detract from happiness as a whole, making it neutral? "Can't experience the highs without the lows," that whole thing, I guess
Then again, we're talking about wishes, not exaxtly realistic

I'd wish for Dr. Manhattan like powers without his sense of detachment, time travel, and a nice brunch with

You have one more wish, dumbass

>To get a 95% on all my finals
>To establish international syndicalism
>For my uncle to stop using drugs

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>fix all environmental problems permanently
>instill all people with a sense of empathy and open mindedness
>thick Asian milf gf

Of course there's hard times. But I want us all here, minus roasties, to have more good and content times than sad times.

Only big brains ask the best wishes.

Actually he still had two wishes

I think it's more "generally happy" kind of thing. A lot of us on here have low highs of things like vidya, weebshit and drugs and low lows of being a useless member of society with fucked bodies, faces and no meaningful relationships. It's not a mystery to what makes people happy unless they have a fucked mind

A job as a high level civil servant
The most powerful pc I can make
My parents respecting my wishes of being single khv for the rest of my life

That's what I figured, basically just being happy more often
Also, checked
Nice trips, user

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