Reasons why Mommy is always better than a girlfriend:
>You will always be mommys boy
>Mommys cooking is the best
>Mommy always thinks about you
>Mommy misses you if you are gone
>Mommy wants you to come back home
>You can always go back to your mommy
>Mommy will always care for you
>Mommys always wants to cuddle you
>Mommys love is the strongest love there is
>Mommy loves you forever
based mommy.
altho my grandma's food is better than my mom's
my mom doesn't really care about me
>Tfw your mum is really cold and only gives you practical advice without any affection.
I mean the advice is good but I really need some comforting from time to time. This seeps into any relationship I have as well and manifests and mummy issues.
But what if... what if mommy IS the gf?
My moms a cunt, and I hate her for what she did to my dad and my family. a mommy gf who isn't my mother would be nice though
I'm sure your mom feels just like you. Tell her what you want and she'll warm up.
>you can't fuck mommy
dealbreaker right there
Mommy is the ideal gf, thats all I can say.
I would not blame anybody for that.
AHHHHHHH I WANT A HOT WITCH GF.
what would u guys do to my mummy?
Would have a nice threesome with her and my mom.
the pain we all must feel
OP fucked his mom confirmed
You'd be surprised how many moms are willing to fuck their sons. You just need to progressively build it up and see how she responds along the way.
hug her big bum and give it kisses
mmm very nice. any pics?
>want a mommy-little sister combo gf
i think im one of very few into loli MILFs
>mommy-little sister
>loli MILF
Sounds like what you're looking for is a neurotic young aunt
It's funny how I hard I can jerk off after seeing my mom in a loose bathrobe but how I'm afraid of trying anything with her. Any way of going about this without any risks?
basically I just want a legal loli gf who can both mommy me and is cute and small enough that im the big spoon, if that makes any sense.
normal loli stuff doesnt appeal and normal mommy stuff isnt quite right either.
Honestly would be the same as any with most other women. You have to drop small ambiguous cues as to your interest with her- talk more flirtatiously, engage in more touching in a way that is almost ambiguously sexual yet not downright sexual- if she doesn't shy away or seem disturbed from your change in behaviour, start escalating it slowly
So how is this different from GFD?
Your surrogate mommy will never love you unconditionally.
I'm pretty sure they will.
how do I get a caring big tiddy mommy gf
I have legit licked my mothers pussy when she was drunk. We have never talked about it afterwards.
Unconditionality? No way.
I don't think you understand what is meant by unconditional love.
Make the subject of your desire your actual mother. No random older woman is going to love you in a maternal way; if you do date someone aged 35-55 (assuming you yourself are younger than 25) they will want you to treat them as if they were your age
why go for some random middle aged thot when you already have a loving biomother.
Fuck that pic gave me a boner
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But I hate my mother. I just want a girl indulge in my mommy fetish.
Does mom have any eggs left?
it's weird and hot imagining my mom ovulating.
Her birthday's coming up soon and I'm thinking of getting her a fuzzy bathrobe or something. I guess that's a start. Honestly, my dream is to take her to a dinner and hotel afterwards someday.
Very nice. I wish you the best of luck mate
is it weird I want to cuddle with my mom?
not in a sexual way, but just having our bodies interlocked and pressed tight.
i think most people feel like that, at least at some points
>tfw no mommy trap gf
I want to be mommy's boy
My mother left me as a child, last I heard she's a stoner
>mommy called me her little baby boy
Being an eboy can be nice
That's basically how I slept with my mom until I was 13, except we were on our sides not on top of one another. That and her coddling is probably what messed me up
I dont fucking love my mom shes an annoying fucking bitch i really doubt she loves me she never really cares about me and probably she only cares enough about me so she looks like a good mom she never missed me and was gone for half my life and doesnt really care when i come back she's nothing anything user says