No GF (or BF) Thread

>Be me
>Like this guy
>Become really good friends with guy
>Tell him that I like him
>"I like you too femanon"
>Hell Yes.jpeg
>"but im not looking for a relationship rn :)"
>"Oh okay"
>"I think you're attractive though"
>thanks?
>Continue to talk except now he's flirting with me over text

Why is this my life?

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i did read what you wrote
it was in response to
>>"i wish i had the courage to talk to her, probably will never happen"

you're probably his plan B, he's keeping you around in case stacy rejects him

Still no 10/10 handsome chad Frosby bf. Life really is suffering.

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Find someone else to like
Or go complain on crystal.cafe's no bf thread lmao

So do I stay or leave, he's the first guy to show me any attention in years and he's actually attractive and really nice and cares about my problems, but the idea of being plan B just upsets me because what would stop him from finding a 'plan A' if we ever got together.

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I thought my highschool friend was a nice girl but she ended up fucking everything up and she's now dating an asshole.
I thought we could have a nice wholesome relationship together
I wonder if there any any nice girls left

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>How you holding up fellow bots?
depressed from loneliness and self imposed isolation.

>49631304
There's still hope user, nice women do exist however I am still yet to find one in the wild

Fucking hell I'm an idiot

Sincerely, I would keep talking to him, if you're someone's plan B it means you have a chance with this person, its better than being alone, you can't expect everything to be perfect, he want's to try to get a better gf but he likes you enough to consider it.
That is, if you're actually his plan B, maybe he just don't want to date anyone

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Thanks user, I doubt they exist but I hope you find one if they do

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>im not looking for a relationship
I said this a couple of times back when I was an asshole on high school
I wouldn't assume anything just with that but I would say it's a bad flag

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Maybe there's something hes not telling you. I had to turn down a qt 7/10 because I have nothing and am addicted to opiates and am too embarrassed to admit it. Anyway you might still be able to convince him

>the one (1) girl at work who's nice to me
goddammit fuck

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I'm 18, turning 19 at the beginning of next year. started college. haven't suffered from serious depression since high school, only some occasional minor stuff. life is fine, except for loneliness.

I've never dated anyone, and that went from because I kept getting rejected to not caring. hell, I never really felt a need for people in general for a while after I finished high school. the only thing that really sucked was not really having people to interact with, but I was fine.

I'm starting to develop feelings for people again, but this time it's just because I'm desperate or something. I still don't really care, but at the same time I develop feelings for people randomly for 3-4 days at a time. it's like middle school boys going through puberty, except I'm a college student and legally an adult. these feelings develop from someone saying 1 nice thing, or even just something random to me. doesn't have to be a compliment.

can I go back to self-imposed loneliness without being desperate for a girlfriend?

>tfw girl looked up from her work and smiled at me today
>tfw i didnt do anything though because im a retard

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I relate, but i don't want to be a manwhore i want a deep relationship but im inadequate, i have no experience dealing with women because i was a lonely loser in highschool

haven't had a girlfriend in 12 years. i am 24. i am horny as fuck and fap daily and want to fuck the brains out of every average thin girl i see. it will never happen.

yeah, I only want an actual, intimate relationship. of course, even when I develop actual, true feelings for someone, I'm usually too autistic to do anything. it sucks, but whatever.

he just wants to bang you with no emotional attachment or commitment, that's all. pretty simple, he wants a fuckbuddy

Bretty Gud desu, y tf do y'all even want a GF now?

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i'm sad as usual from the loneliness.
I'd love to fix my problems but i'm not entirely sure how.
Getting Jow Forums would help a lot, but i'm not obese, I got a bit of stomach and yea idk...
>inb4 Obese
The problem is I don't think slimming down would fix my face
No one has ever told me i'm ugly
infact friends have told me i'm not and i'm quite average
maybe I am, idk
that doesn't change the fact that no girl has ever shown any form of attraction towards me ever in my life
I'm insecure about a lot of things
My looks, my dick, my personality
It's really hard to talk to girls when I plan to far in the future
Cause I always feel like the relationship will end when she finds something about me negative
the one i'm most fearful of it my dick
>tfw it's only 4.5 inches
I don't know if I can handle that sort of reaction
when she sees it
i'll probably kill myself when she leaves right before sex.
i'll probably kill myself if she ever leaves me infact
i've been lonely for so long, if I got a relationship and fucked it up now, i'd know I should kill myself

I know this was a rant but yea... i don't know robots. life sucks I guess.

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No gf now, but my most recent ex-gf wanted to stay fwb after dumping me

Being objectified kind of sucks but it wards off crushing loneliness

21 years and counting. I mostly just gave up, and I'm starting to find pleasure in a different lifestyle. If I find someone, then whatever, but no need.

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So I have decided to risk the rejection tomorrow. There is a cute girl in my math class. Idk why it took me all semester to notice her, but I haven't found an opportunity to open the door in the last two weeks. I was considering just leaving it be and accepting that it was too late in the game, but I saw her on tinder this weekend so I'm taking it as a sign. I'm just going to go right up to her and tell her that that I have noticed her and didn't want to let the semester end without shooting my shot. Just straight out gonna ask her on a date. Hopefully my looks overwhelm my awkwardness, but if not, at least I will have tried. She's just a bitch. Itll sting for a few days, but ill get past it.

better to try than not do anything at all

I graduated university, this is it, the point of no return, I will never be exposed to a variety of people again and I didn't get a GF then so now I'm gonna be slipping further into madness until I end up snapping and either raping someone and/or killing myself.

Buckle up I guess.

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I wish I had an image board browsing qt gf that's not afraid to make the first move

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I'm filling the void with the endless backlog of albums I haven't listened to this year. My top 10 is going to be my most thorough yet.

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I've gone 18 years without a relationship longer than a week. I personally don't care and am career oriented, yet I constantly have dreams of having a lover. Who am I fooling

19 years old. only gf I had was in highschool. Lasted for 3 months

on the plus side, cute girls often have cute friends (female) so maybe you'll meet someone else through her

25 years and still going strong. Here's to another 25!

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Honestly don't think I'd mind being stuck in one of those at this point, provided that I died quickly/cleanly. Being one of those guys who got blown to bits by a direct shell hit on day 1 of WWI, for example

>tfw no idea what I'd do with a gf if I got one
what are they useful for idk

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Testin origorigorigorig

I am socially adept enough to go to parties and at a recent one I somehow had two girls showing obvious interest in me but when they got in close I didnt make a move to kiss them I just get insanely nervous and do nothing and I fucking hate it
Should I just go for it bros?

18 and 19 months in. It's not that hard if you have a genuinely attractive body and personality.

This too is my one desire. Personality and interests is more than half of what I look for in a girl. She can be chubby, flat, monged face, just as long as she loves me and we connect.

sex, intimacy, someone to talk to irl. Seems kinda useful if you ask me.

you could always talk to me instead, user

I've begun to question whether or not I could fundamentally have one even if everything went perfectly. I just seems too alien anymore; it is in the same realm as winning the lottery or becoming famous.

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I have stopped wanting a bf.
My desires are dead, all I want know is to continue existing.

What do you look like, dead desires user

I'm sort of pale, paler than most people, but I don't stand out I think. I'm 5'8 and 114 lbs, that's nice.
Hair is brown, green eyes. That's about all I got about myself.

>How you holding up fellow bots?
i'm not. normally i'd say i don't care but that clearly isn't true since i've been in tears nearly every day for the past few weeks. i've tried everything and none of it worked. idk what to do at this point

Tell me more about yourself? What kind of person are you looking for?

well, you sound cute at a distance. obviously who you are matters the most, though, so who knows. why are your desires dead?

honestly at this point just waiting for WW3 so i can at least die for my country.

I've tried talking to people and have romantic stuffs but it has drained me to the point where I just lost the will to get a bf.
I just want to be alone, for now. I bet they will come back soon enough.

how do I stop being obsessed with her this is so fucking bad

what's drained you about it? i know me wondering must be draining in itself but... what made you lose the will?

Whenever I get into romantic bs online I lose the feelings quite fast, which makes me feel like an awful person, and that drains me quickly.
I can have feelings for someone for a few days but then they just go woosh, it's so annoying.
I'm a bad person, ugh this is all so annoying.

At this point I've given up already so I'm pretty much immune to nogf

maybe the people you're trying to date are too clingy, or you guys jump into things too fast? people on Jow Forums are notoriously bad at this

Yeah maybe, but even the people I've talked to who are not from Jow Forums have had the same results. It's all tiresome and I'd rather just die alone.
Anyway, I gotta go for like an hour so I probably won't respond for a while.

>Anyway, I gotta go for like an hour so I probably won't respond for a while.
and here's hope, lol, cute

this is the scariest part

This happened to me last semester.
She asked to add me on FB. I did, found out that she had a bf. Never talked to her again.

> got a gf kinda
> I'm 25 and she's 19
> I have awful experience doing the dating rituals
> afraid I'll fuck it up so bad
> no matter how awkward I am she doesn't care
> she's also broke and I offered her this $100 gift card I got at work for free
> she said she can't accept it and to keep it
> insist
> she still days no

Ima marry her... Once I figure out this transition to kissing part...

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>implying all the people on the right haven't been mercilessly buttfucking schoolboys for longer than the people on the left have been alive

Proof??? Pls provide

I was camping with a group of friends last week. It was fairly fun. I was trying to hit on this chick who was a friend of a friend. I sort of know her, and she's very timid and shy, constantly lost in thought. I was at the beach with her talking a bit just me and her. She didn't look at me once, not even one glance. I don't know how to interpret it. She didn't tell me to leave or anything like that. We walked up and down the beach and through a small walking track and she still didn't look at me at all? She's not the type of person to talk much which made it hard for me to tell. Body language was relaxed afaik.

> girl starts talking to me
> I found out she had a shit life
> Decide to be nice to her because I feel bad
> Tfw we actually get along
> Tfw she gets more and more cozy with my body and despite me being unnatracted, I let her cause I figured it's okay so long as she doesn't start liking me
> Tfw she starts liking me
> Tfw she asks me out. I reject her, but then she gets so sad that it made me scared
> "Uh sure we can be a thing I guess"
> Tfw this is how toxic relationships start
> Tfw she wants to have sex with me and I don't, but go along with it because im scared she'll freak out if I don't

> Tfw I NEED to be the only person in her life
> Tfw I become isolated to my friends and family.

After months of psychological abuse, I'm happy to re join the no gf thread. Sure I'm sad and lonely but I'm not caught up in a mess like that. If I didn't stand up for myself and break up with her i probably wouldn't be here.

> Inb4 "sex is sex! You're lucky :^)"

She probably has boundaries that you're close to, maybe she's not ready for a relationship right now, and is seeing if you can wait the time for her to recover. She doesn't necessarily dislike you, but maybe needs some time

If you have anyone who would call themselves "a friend", talk to them. Let them know how you feel. I've been there before, and despite how it seems, you'll get out of it.

I wonder what wanting those things is like

>Be me
>April 26th
>Classmate asks if she can give my number to a girl
>Girl actually wants to talk to me
>Develop feelings after a week
>6 Months without telling her how I feel
>Finally tell her
>Doesn't care

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>Start university
>Get to know one of my flatmates
>half way through term I have a panic attack in front of her
>get to know her better, ask her out
>She says yes
>Comes into my room today, "Sorry user, I misread the situation yesterday, i think we should just be friends"
>fucking kill me

You can do it right now, retard.

Today's the day boys. I'm going to go to bed tonight with a date set with a cutie or at least knowing I put myself out there for the first time in a long time, since my ex and I split.

FUCKING KILL IT user

The uni i go to is quasi-military so there are very few girls. It's also in a very small isolated town. I don't have a car to drive to the nearest big city. I'm also from another state, which is about a 6 hour drive. Is this a good excuse to not have a GF? That's what I keep telling myself

I'm afraid of love bros.

Pretty fucking shit to be honest user, I just feel that I'm not attractive enough.

>How you holding up fellow bots?
barely
I was feeling pretty optimistic till yesterday when all hope was lost

>2 months ago I decide I need to get out of my room if I ever wanna claim a gf
>start going every week to a comfy bar that only opens on sunday nights
>2 weeks in I start talking with a qt who is also a regular
>we get closer, she gets touchier and I hide my powerlevel enough to spend the whole nights talking with her
>start waking up thinking about her and living everyday looking forward to Sundays preparing witty comebacks and larping scenarios where I can kiss her
>she had mentioned she was looking for a job, last week I recommended her for a position in a TV network, got her number through a mutual friend and offered it to her, she was happy and kept messaging me througout the week with lots of hearts and shit
>it's_happening.bat
>see her yesterday, she kind of ignores me but I notice that a friend of mine is orbitting her
>at some point she leaves with him
>he is a balding redhead
JUST...
>sorry for the blog

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not gunna lie im really hoping a war starts soon just for something to do

I know that feel, but just think for a second you were ready to do for a woman and you kinda did what no woman is ready to do for a man. Has a woman ever faked interest or a relationship to try and help a guy out, lift him up or support him? Nah.